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Surely this could be a contender?

 

 

 

 

We're no strangers to love

 

You know the rules and so do I

 

A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of

 

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

 

 

 

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

 

Gotta make you understand

 

 

 

Never gonna give you up

 

Never gonna let you down

 

Never gonna run around and desert you

 

Never gonna make you cry

 

Never gonna say goodbye

 

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

 

 

We've know each other for so long

 

Your heart's been aching

 

But you're too shy to say it

 

Inside we both know what's been going on

 

We know the game and we're gonna play it

 

 

 

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

 

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

 

 

 

Never gonna give you up

 

Never gonna let you down

 

Never gonna run around and desert you

 

Never gonna make you cry

 

Never gonna say goodbye

 

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

 

 

Repeat Chorus

 

 

 

Give you up, give you up

 

Give you up, give you up

 

Never gonna give,

 

Never gonna give, give you up

 

Never gonna give,

 

Never gonna give, give you up

 

 

 

Last four lines repeated

 

 

 

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

 

Gotta make you understand

 

 

 

Chorus times three

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Almost all songs by new rappers. Especially untalented rapists like 50 Cent.

 

However i love the old skool rap :D

 

 

 

 

 

And Bubsa, that song is great :D (i just dont listen to lyrics that often.) Somehow i've found myself really getting into 80s music :shock:

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Almost all songs by new rappers. Especially untalented rapists like 50 Cent.

 

However i love the old skool rap :D

 

 

 

 

 

And Bubsa, that song is great :D (i just dont listen to lyrics that often.) Somehow i've found myself really getting into 80s music :shock:

 

 

 

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Almost all songs by new rappers. Especially untalented rapists like 50 Cent.

 

However i love the old skool rap :D

 

 

 

 

 

And Bubsa, that song is great :D (i just dont listen to lyrics that often.) Somehow i've found myself really getting into 80s music :shock:

 

 

 

I'd have to ditto everything you have said. Although, I've been a fan of the 80s for quite some time (went to an 80s festival this summer :P)

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"How about a little...slap and tickle?"

 

 

 

Best heard done by Stephen Merchant on his 6Music show, he heard in a taxi on the way home from a club, it was on some pirate radio channel and he has no idea what the song is but the way he sings it is hilarious.

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LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA , LA LA, DUH DUH DEH DUH DUH *high pitch sounds*(was in disturbia, party part)

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Theres some old stuff that is pretty horrible, like The Doors, Beatles, and Floyd. Heres a Pink Floyd song called Bike from way back in the day (1967 i think).

 

 

 

I've got a bike

 

You can ride it if you like

 

It's got a basket

 

A bell that rings

 

And things to make it look good

 

I'd give it to you if I could

 

But I borrowed it

 

 

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

 

I'll give you anything

 

Everything if you want things

 

 

 

I've got a cloak

 

It's a bit of a joke

 

There's a tear up the front

 

It's red and black

 

I've had it for months

 

If you think it could look good

 

Then I guess it should

 

 

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

 

I'll give you anything

 

Everything if you want things

 

 

 

I know a mouse

 

And he hasn't got a house

 

I don't know why

 

I call him Gerald

 

He's getting rather old

 

But he's a good mouse

 

 

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

 

I'll give you anything

 

Everything if you want things

 

 

 

I've got a clan of gingerbread men

 

Here a man

 

There a man

 

Lots of gingerbread men

 

Take a couple if you wish

 

They're on the dish

 

 

 

Wierd stuff. O yyeah and rap is all baddd.

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i do think that soulja boy up in da ohhhh, why ya see me why ya rock is one of the worst lyrics ever and hurricane chris is pointless. i dont mind the oter stuff but i definatly hate i get money by 50 cent.

 

 

 

http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-get-money- ... -cent.html i mean how stupid do oyu get. but i have to admit i love yelling ay bay bay in the middle of class and the teacher laughs.

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Soulja Boy is just... I don't know.... decent? I don't like rap, but that's pretty decent, saying I've done the Soulja Boy.... :anxious:

 

 

 

I'm trying to think.... Most country song lyrics are pointless, I gotta say Online is hilarious.

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Theres some old stuff that is pretty horrible, like The Doors, Beatles, and Floyd. Heres a Pink Floyd song called Bike from way back in the day (1967 i think).

 

 

 

[hide]I've got a bike

 

You can ride it if you like

 

It's got a basket

 

A bell that rings

 

And things to make it look good

 

I'd give it to you if I could

 

But I borrowed it

 

 

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

 

I'll give you anything

 

Everything if you want things

 

 

 

I've got a cloak

 

It's a bit of a joke

 

There's a tear up the front

 

It's red and black

 

I've had it for months

 

If you think it could look good

 

Then I guess it should

 

 

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

 

I'll give you anything

 

Everything if you want things

 

 

 

I know a mouse

 

And he hasn't got a house

 

I don't know why

 

I call him Gerald

 

He's getting rather old

 

But he's a good mouse

 

 

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

 

I'll give you anything

 

Everything if you want things

 

 

 

I've got a clan of gingerbread men

 

Here a man

 

There a man

 

Lots of gingerbread men

 

Take a couple if you wish

 

They're on the dish[/hide]

 

 

 

Wierd stuff. O yyeah and rap is all baddd.

 

 

 

Oh my God, I love that song. "The Gnome" is also a rather odd song from Pink Floyd. . .

 

 

 

Well, while I'm on the subject, lemme think of some more old songs that have really random lyrics.

 

 

 

[hide=The Gnome Lyrics]

 

I want to tell you a story

 

About a little man

 

If I can.

 

A gnome named Grimble Grumble.

 

And little gnomes stay in their homes.

 

Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.

 

He wore a scarlet tunic,

 

A blue green hood,

 

It looked quite good.

 

He had a big adventure

 

Amidst the grass

 

Fresh air at last.

 

Wining, dining, biding his time.

 

And then one day - hooray!

 

Another way for gnomes to say

 

Hoooooooooray.

 

Look at the sky, look at the river

 

Isn't it good?

 

Look at the sky, look at the river

 

Isn't it good?

 

Winding, finding places to go.

 

And then one day - hooray!

 

Another way for gnomes to say

 

Hoooooooooray.

 

Hooooooooooooooray.

 

[/hide]

 

 

 

"Jolly Green Giant" - The Kingsmen. It's about the green guy on the cans of corn. Yeah.

 

 

 

[hide=Lyrics]

 

In duh valley of duh jolly... ([garden tool] - [garden tool] - [garden tool])

 

 

 

Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes)

 

He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)

 

He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips

 

And then he hits you with a can of beans

 

 

 

He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts)

 

The cat stands tall and green (spinach)

 

Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size

 

And that's why the cat's so mean

 

One day he left His valley pad

 

I mean to say This cat was mad

 

Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long

 

And then he ran into an Amazon

 

Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)

 

He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)

 

[Jolly Green Giant lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

 

 

 

Well, he looked at her

 

And she looked at him

 

And she almost passed out from fright

 

He looked at her Thought, "what a dilly"

 

He touched her once She slapped him silly

 

This was something He had never sensed

 

He looked at her As she commenced

 

Now listen, pal This ain't no fluke

 

I can't see goin' with a big green kook"

 

 

 

You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)

 

Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)

 

He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley

 

The cat was color-blind

 

[/hide]

 

 

 

"I am the Walrus" - The Beatles. Impossible to even describe. You have to listen to it.

 

 

 

[hide=Lyrics]

 

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

 

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

 

I'm crying.

 

 

 

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

 

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.

 

MAN, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

 

goo goo g'joob

 

 

 

Mister City P'liceman sitting

 

Pretty little policemen in a row.

 

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.

 

I'm crying.

 

I'm cry------------ing, I'm crying.

 

 

 

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

 

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

 

Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your Knickers down.

 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

 

goo goo g'joob.

 

 

 

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

 

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from

 

Standing in the English rain.

 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

 

goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob.

 

 

 

Expert texpert choking smokers,

 

Don't you think the joker laughs at you? ([garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool], he he he, ha ha ha)

 

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.

 

I'm crying.

 

 

 

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

 

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.

 

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

 

goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo[/hide]

 

 

 

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" - Another Beatles. About a guy who randomly starts killing people with, you guessed it, a silver hammer.

 

 

 

[hide=Lyrics]

 

Joan was quizzical; _STUDIED_ pataphysical

 

Science in the home.

 

Late nights all alone with a test tube.

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

 

 

 

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,

 

Calls her on the phone.

 

"Can I take you out to the pictures,

 

Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

 

 

 

But as she's getting ready to go,

 

A knock comes _ON_ the door.

 

 

 

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer

 

Came down upon her head.

 

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer

 

Made sure that she was dead.

 

 

 

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.

 

Teacher gets annoyed.

 

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant

 

Sce, e, e, ene,

 

 

 

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,

 

So he waits behind

 

Writing fifty times "I must not be

 

So, o, o, o.."

 

 

 

But when she turns her back on the boy,

 

He creeps up from behind.

 

 

 

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer

 

Came down upon her head.

 

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer

 

Made sure that she was dead.

 

 

 

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."

 

Maxwell stands alone

 

Painting testimonial pictures.

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

 

 

 

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery

 

Say he must go free

 

(Maxwell must go free)

 

The judge does not agree and he tells them

 

So, o, o, o.

 

 

 

But as the words are leaving his lips,

 

A noise comes from behind.

 

 

 

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer

 

Came down upon his head.

 

Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer

 

Made sure that he was dead.

 

 

 

Whoa, oh, oh Silver hammer, yeah

 

[/hide]

 

 

 

Wait, pretty much anything off The Beatle's Magical Mystery Tour and Abbey Road.

 

 

 

Okay, so I didn't come up with that many. . .

 

 

 

And these aren't bad, per se, just really random and amusing.

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Atomic Garden - Bad Religion

 

 

 

It's a fast song, took me a while to realize what he was talking about, even with a title like "Atomic Garden", and even then it was just weird.

 

 

 

[hide=Atomic Garden]

 

Everybody wants do dance in a playpen,

 

But nobody wants to play in my garden.

 

I see the hippies on an angry line,

 

Guess they dont get my meaning,

 

Im enchanted by the birds in my blossoms,

 

Im enamored by young lovers on the weekend,

 

I like the forth of july,

 

When bombs start flashing,

 

 

 

And I wish I had a shiny red top,

 

A bugle with a big brass bell would cheer me up,

 

Or maybe something bigger that could really go pop!

 

So I could make the gardening stop

 

 

 

Come out to play, come out to play,

 

And well pretend its christmas day

 

In my atomic garden

 

 

 

All my scientists are working on a deadline,

 

So my psychologist is working day and nighttime,

 

They say they know whats best for me,

 

But they dont know what theyre doing,

 

And Im glad Im not gorbachev,

 

cause Id wiggle all night,

 

Like jelly in a pot,

 

At least hes got a garden with a fertile plot,

 

And a party that will never stop,

 

 

 

I hope theres nothing wrong out there,

 

Im watching from my room inside my room[/hide]

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The Ladies Bras

 

 

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies boobs,

 

the ladies bodies and the ladies bums.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

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The Ladies Bras

 

 

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies boobs,

 

the ladies bodies and the ladies bums.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

The ladies bras, the ladies bras,

 

the ladies knickers and the ladies bras.

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

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hmm, i had to think about this for a second, but virtually all rap lyrics are meaningless and stupid. Of course there are exceptions to this, but i know you know what i'm talking about.

 

 

 

my contribution to this topic will be "Twist" by KoRn. Don't get me wrong, i love KoRn, but this song has absolutly no lyrical value.

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Toxicity and Vicinity of Obscenity. Don't get me wrong, the beat and vocals are awesome but the lyrics are weird..

 

 

 

[hide=Toxicity - SOAD]Conversion, software version 7.0

 

looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub

 

eating seeds as a pastime activity

 

the toxicity of our city, of our city

 

Now, what do you own the world?

 

how do you own disorder, disorder

 

Now somewhere between the sacred silence

 

Sacred silence and sleep

 

somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep

 

disorder, disorder, disorder

 

More wood for the fires, loud neighbours

 

flashlight riveries caught in the headlights of a truck

 

eating seeds as a pastime activity

 

the toxicity of our city, of our city

 

 

 

Now, what do you own the world?

 

how do you own disorder, disorder

 

Now somewhere between the sacred silence

 

Sacred silence and sleep

 

somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep

 

disorder, disorder, disorder

 

Now, what do you own the world?

 

how do you own disorder, disorder

 

Now somewhere between the sacred silence

 

Sacred silence and sleep

 

somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep

 

disorder, disorder, disorder

 

When I became the sun

 

I shone life into the man's hearts

 

When I became the sun

 

I shone life into the man's hearts[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Vicinity of Obscenity SOAD]Liar!

 

Liar!

 

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

 

 

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

 

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!

 

Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!

 

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

 

 

 

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!

 

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

 

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

 

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

 

Terracotta pie!

 

 

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!

 

Do we all learn defeat from the [bleep] with bad feet

 

Beat the meat (beat the meat),

 

Treat the feet (treat the feet)

 

To the sweet, milky seat

 

 

 

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!

 

 

 

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! (Liar)

 

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!

 

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

 

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

 

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

 

Terracotta pie!

 

 

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

Do we all learn defeat from the [bleep] with bad feet

 

Beat the meat (beat the meat),

 

Treat the feet (Treat the feet)

 

To the sweet, milky seat

 

 

 

Liar [moan]

 

Liar [moan]

 

Liar [demon moan]

 

Liar [moan]

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

 

 

 

 

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I would hope at this point people on this board would stop hating on rap, displayng their ignorance to their highest proportions, but meh, knock on wood. :?

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

 

 

R. Kelly -Real Talk:

 

 

 

[hide]do I know your friend who?at a club?

 

who was there? girl I wouldnt

 

wait a minute, calm down

 

I was at the club with who?

 

get tha f**k...man, u know what

 

 

 

 

 

Girl Im not about to sit up here and argue with you about who's to blame

 

I call no names, real talk

 

see girl, only thing im trying to establish with you is not

 

who's right or who's wrong, but what's right and what's wrong,

 

real talk

 

just because your friend say she saw me at a club with some other [bleep]es

 

sitting in VIP smoking and drinking and kicking it, tell me girl

 

 

 

did she say there were other guys there?

 

did she say there were other guys there?

 

were there other guys there?

 

well, tell me this

 

 

 

how the f**k she knew I was with them other girls then

 

when the whole club packed wait a minute let me finish what I've got to say

 

i've been with you five years and you listening to your motherf**king girlfriends

 

I dont know why you f**k with them all jealous no man havin [wagon] [garden tools] anyway

 

real talk

 

alway accusing me of some old [cabbage] when Im just trying to have a good time

 

Robert you did this, Kells I heard you did that

 

[real Talk lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

 

 

 

dont you think i got enough [cabbage] on my mind

 

real talk, hold hold up

 

didnt I just give you money to go get yours hair, toes and nails done the other day, hmm

 

yeah your [wagon] was smiling then

 

real talk, oh

 

gave who some damn money?

 

I aint gave nobody no damn money girl?

 

is you twikning?

 

you see what your problem is,

 

you're always running of at the mouth telling your girls your motherf**king business, when

 

they dont eat with us, they dont sleep with us, besides

 

what they eat dont make us [cabbage]

 

real talk

 

you call my mommas house and what?

 

girl my momma aint gotta screen no calls for me

 

real talk, and watch your mouth

 

f**k me? girl f**k you!

 

I dont give a f**k about what you're talking about

 

Im sick of this [cabbage] im coming home and getting my [cabbage] and gettin tha f**k up out in a dodge

 

you aint gotta worry about me no more

 

and the next time your [wagon] get horny

 

go f**k one of your funky [wagon] friends

 

hell yeah, you probably doing that [cabbage] anyway

 

you gonna burn what?

 

[bleep] I wish you would burn my motherf**king clothes

 

with your triflin [wagon], milton, you bogus girl, milton

 

start your ....up and get ready to take me home,

 

this [bleep] then lost her motherf**king mind [/hide]

 

 

 

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Yeah. Really, check this one. It's just R. Kelly arguing with some girl swearing at her over an R&B beat, lmao. :lol:

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I Get Money - 50 Cent

 

...Sounds like a 5 year old wrote it.

 

 

 

 

 

I get money, i get money, I get I get I get money (50)

 

I get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (Yeah)

 

money I got, money I got (I run New York!)

 

I get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money Igot (Yeah yeah)

 

money I got, money I got (I run New York!)

 

 

 

Verse 1:

 

 

 

I take quarter water sold it in bottles for 2 bucks,

 

Coca-Cola came and bought it;

 

for billions, what the f**k?

 

have a baby by me; baby

 

be a millionaire

 

i write the check before the baby comes,

 

who the f**k cares

 

Im stanky rich <---LMAO

 

Ima die tryna spend this [cabbage]

 

Southside's up in in this [bleep]

 

Yeah i smell like the vault

 

i used to sell dope

 

i did play the block

 

now i play on boats

 

in the south of France

 

baby, St. Tropez

 

Get a tan? im already black

 

Rich? I'm already that

 

gangsta, get a gat

 

hit a head in a hat

 

call that a riddle rap

 

[cabbage], f**k the chitter chat

 

I'm the baker, i bake the bread

 

the barber, i cut ya head

 

the marksman, i spray the lead

 

"I blood clot, chop ya leg"

 

do not f**k with the kid

 

i get biz wit the cigg

 

i come where you live

 

ya dig?

 

 

 

[hide=Rest of the song]Chorus:

 

 

 

I get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (Yeah)

 

money I got, money I got (I run New York!)

 

I get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (Yeah yeah)

 

money I got, money I got (I run New York!)

 

 

 

Verse 2:

 

 

 

You can call this my new [cabbage]

 

but it aint new tho

 

i got rid of my old [bleep]

 

now i got new [garden tools]

 

first is was the Benzo

 

now im in the Enzo, Ferrari, im sorry!

 

I keep blowin up! (Oh!!)

 

they call me the cake man

 

the strawberry shake man

 

i spray the AR

 

make your whole click breakdance

 

backspin, headspin, flatline, ya dead then

 

9 shells, Mac-10,

 

"who wan get it crackin?!"

 

 

 

i was young, i couldnt do good

 

now i cant do bad

 

i ride, wreck the new Jag

 

I just buy the new Jag

 

now [racist term] why you mad?

 

Oh you cant do that

 

im so forgetful, they callin me cocky

 

i come up out the jewler, they callin me Rocky

 

its the ice on my neck man, the wrist and my left hand

 

bling like BLAOW

 

you like my style

 

ha ha im headin to the bank right now

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

I get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (Yeah)

 

money I got, money I got (I run New York!)

 

I get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (I I get it)

 

i get money, money I got (Yeah yeah)

 

money I got, money I got (I run New York!)

 

 

 

Yeah, I talk the talk, and I walk the walk

 

like a teflon Don, but i run New York

 

when i come outta court, yea i pop the Colt

 

i keep it gangsta, have ya outlined in chalk

 

I I get it,

 

in the hood if ya ask about me

 

theyll tell ya im bout my bread

 

I I get it,

 

round the world if ya ask about me

 

theyll tell ya they love the kid

 

I I get it,

 

Whoa Hey..

 

I I get it,

 

Whoa Hey..

 

I I get it,

 

Whoa Hey..

 

Yeah,

 

Whoa Hey..

 

I run New York!

 

Whoa Hey..

 

I I get it,

 

Whoa Hey..

 

I I get it,

 

Whoa Hey..

 

Yeah, yeah,

 

Whoa Hey..

 

I run New York!

 

Whoa..

 

I get money, money I got

 

Im back on the streets man,

 

I get money, money I got

 

im bringin the heat man,

 

I get money, money I got

 

im on my grind,

 

money I got, money I got

 

like all the time,

 

I get money, money I got

 

tryna stop my shine,

 

I get money, money I got

 

ill [rooster] my 9

 

dont get outta line,

 

money I got, money I got

 

i said dont get outta line

 

I I get it..

 

I I get it..

 

Yeah, yeah.[/hide]

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Prefab Sprout lyrics :shock: a bit weird imo

 

 

 

[hide]; All my lazy teenage boasts are now high precision ghosts

 

And theyre coming round the track to haunt me.

 

When she looks at me and laughs I remind her of the facts

 

Im the king of rockn roll completely

 

Up from suede shoes to my baby blues

 

 

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

 

 

 

The dream helps you forget you aint never danced a step

 

You were never fleet of foot, hippy.

 

All the pathos you can keep for the children in the street

 

For the vision I have had is sweeping

 

- new broom, this room, sweep it clean

 

 

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

 

High kickin dandy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;

 

Long legged candy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;

 

 

 

Now my rhythm aint so hot, but its the only friend Ive got

 

Im the king of rockn roll completely

 

All the pretty birds have flown now Im dancing on my own

 

Im the king of rockn roll completely

 

- up from, suede shoes to my baby blues

 

 

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

 

High kickin dandy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;

 

Long legged candy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

 

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque[/hide]

 

 

 

Pretty Bad imo but still...hilarious :lol:

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