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Anything by linkin park or enter shikari.
I must disagree with you on the former, linkin park have some good lyrics.

 

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however, the lyrics for bleed it out are quite bad.

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Baccara - Yummy Yummy Yummy

 

 

 

Yummy yummy yummy

 

I got love in my tummy

 

And I feel like a-lovin' you

 

Love, you're such a sweet thing

 

Good enough to eat thing

 

And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

 

 

 

Ooh love to hold you

 

Ooh love to kiss you

 

Ooh love, I love it so

 

Ooh love, you're sweeter

 

Sweeter than sugar

 

Ooh love, I won't let you go

 

 

 

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy

 

And as silly as it may seem

 

The lovin' that youre givin'

 

Is what keeps me livin'

 

And your love is like peaches and cream

 

 

 

Kind-a like sugar

 

Kind-a like spices

 

Kind-a like, like what you do

 

Kind-a sounds funny

 

But your love honey

 

Honey, I love you

 

 

 

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy

 

That your love can satisfy

 

Love, you're such a sweet thing

 

Good enough to eat thing

 

And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

 

 

 

Ooh love to hold you

 

Ooh love to kiss you

 

Ooh love, I love it so

 

Ooh love, you're sweeter

 

Sweeter than sugar

 

Ooh love, I won't let you go

 

 

 

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy

 

And I feel like a-lovin' you

 

Love, you're such a sweet thing

 

Good enough to eat thing

 

And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

 

 

 

Ooh love to hold you

 

Ooh love to kiss you

 

Ooh love, I love it so

 

Ooh love, you're sweeter

 

Sweeter than sugar

 

Ooh love, I won't let you go

 

 

 

 

 

Catchy beat and some cool harmony, but the lyrics are not yummy, yummy, yummy according to my taste

 

 

 

And then there is Soulja Boy Tell 'em's "Crank that (Soulja Boy)". The beat is good, but the lyrics are pure chaos. Read along:

 

 

 

"Crank That (Soulja Boy)" by Soulja Boy Tell 'em

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

 

Watch Me Crank It

 

Watch Me Roll

 

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,

 

That Super Man Dat (OH!)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

 

 

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

 

Watch Me Crank It

 

Watch Me Roll

 

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,

 

That Super Man Dat (OH!)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja)

 

 

 

[Verse 1:]

 

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

 

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

 

Super Man Dat (OH!)

 

Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

 

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

 

Jocking On Them Haterz Man

 

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy

 

I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance

 

(Now You)

 

I'm Jocking On Yo

 

And If We Get The Fightin

 

Then I'm Cocking On Your

 

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

 

Yes I Crank It Everyday

 

Haterz Get Mad Cuz

 

"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

 

Watch Me Crank It

 

Watch Me Roll

 

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,

 

That Super Man Dat (OH!)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

 

 

 

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

 

Watch Me Crank It

 

Watch Me Roll

 

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,

 

That Super Man Dat (OH!)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

 

 

[Verse 2:]

 

I'm Bouncin On My Toe

 

Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)

 

I'ma Pass It To Arab

 

Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)

 

Haterz Wanna Be Me

 

Soulja Boy, I'm The Man

 

They Be Lookin At My Neck

 

Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

 

Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)

 

Dance (Dance)

 

Let Get To It (Let Get To It)

 

Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me

 

Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me

 

Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me

 

Man That Thang Was Ugly

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

 

Watch Me Crank It

 

Watch Me Roll

 

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,

 

That Super Man Dat (OH!)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

 

 

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

 

Watch Me Crank It

 

Watch Me Roll

 

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,

 

That Super Man Dat (OH!)

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

 

Now Watch Me Do

 

(Crank Dat Soulja )

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although I'm am extremely bias towards enter shikari(Going to see them again soon can't wait :lol: )

 

 

 

There lyrics mean a lot more than what meets the eye and are quite clever in some circumstances.

 

 

 

But hey if you hate them then i can't change your opinion.

 

 

 

 

 

now on the subject of worst lyrics, the first band that comes to mind for me are the notoriously disgusting cannibal corpse :) .

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Hyper Ballad lyrics - by Bj̮̦̉̉rk<3

 

 

 

we live on a mountain

 

right at the top

 

there's a beautiful view

 

from the top of the mountain

 

every morning i walk towards the edge

 

and throw little things off

 

like:

 

car-parts, bottles and cutlery

 

or whatever i find lying around

 

 

 

it's become a habit

 

a way

 

to start the day

 

 

 

i go through this

 

before you wake up

 

so i can feel happier

 

to be safe up here with you

 

 

 

it's real early morning

 

no-one is awake

 

I'm back at my cliff

 

still throwing things off

 

i listen to the sounds they make

 

on their way down

 

i follow with my eyes 'til they crash

 

imagine what my body would sound like

 

slamming against those rocks

 

 

 

and when it lands

 

will my eyes

 

be closed or open?

 

 

 

I'll go through all this

 

before you wake up

 

so i can feel happier

 

to be safe up here with you :shock:

Life sucks, then you die.

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now on the subject of worst lyrics, the first band that comes to mind for me are the notoriously disgusting cannibal corpse :) .

 

Tell me about it....

 

 

 

Rammstein - Du Hast (English Translation)

 

 

 

You

 

you have

 

you have me

 

you have asked me

 

you have asked me and I have said nothing

 

 

 

Do you want, until death seperates you,

 

to be faithful to her for all days

 

 

 

No

 

 

 

Do you want, until death, which would seperate,

 

to love her, even in bad days

 

 

 

No

 

 

 

Great song, but horrible lyrics

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F*ck the system, System of the down!

 

 

 

Hello kind sir, I am grabbing my computer screen right now, it is about to break, and homicidal thoughts are going through my head.

 

 

 

 

 

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[hide=touch my body by mariah carey]MC, you're the place to be

 

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

 

 

I know that you've been waiting for it

 

I'm waiting too

 

In my imagination I'd be all up on you

 

I know you got that fever for me

 

Hundred and two

 

And boy I know I feel the same

 

My temperature's through the roof

 

 

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then it's gonna leave with me

 

When I do (I do)

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then I'd best not catch this flick

 

On YouTube (YouTube)

 

'Cause if you run your mouth and brag

 

About this secret rendezvous

 

I will hunt you down

 

'Cause they be all up in my business

 

Like a wedding interview

 

But this is private

 

Between you and I

 

 

 

Touch my body

 

Put me on the floor

 

Wrestle me around

 

Play with me some more

 

Touch my body

 

Throw me on the bed

 

I just wanna make you feel

 

Like you never did.

 

Touch my body

 

Let me wrap my thighs

 

All around your waist

 

Just a little taste

 

Touch my body

 

Know you love my curves

 

Come on and give me what I deserve

 

And touch my body.

 

 

 

Boy you can put me on you

 

Like a brand new white tee

 

I'll hug your body tighter

 

Than my favorite jeans

 

I want you to caress me

 

Like a tropical breeze

 

And float away with you

 

In the Caribbean Sea

 

 

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then it's gonna leave with me

 

When I do (I do)

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then I'd best not catch this flick

 

On YouTube (YouTube)

 

'Cause if you run your mouth and brag

 

About this secret rendezvous

 

I will hunt you down

 

'Cause they be all up in my business

 

Like a wedding interview

 

But this is private

 

Between you and I

 

 

 

Touch my body

 

Put me on the floor

 

Wrestle me around

 

Play with me some more

 

Touch my body

 

Throw me on the bed

 

I just wanna make you feel

 

Like you never did.

 

Touch my body

 

Let me wrap my thighs

 

All around your waist

 

Just a little taste

 

Touch my body

 

Know you love my curves

 

Come on and give me what I deserve

 

And touch my body.

 

 

 

I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear

 

You won't wanna go nowhere

 

In the lap of luxury

 

Baby just turn to me

 

You won't want for nothing boy

 

I will give you plenty

 

Touch my body

 

 

 

Touch my body

 

Put me on the floor

 

Wrestle me around

 

Play with me some more

 

Touch my body

 

Throw me on the bed

 

I just wanna make you feel

 

Like you never did.

 

Touch my body

 

Let me wrap my thighs

 

All around your waist

 

Just a little taste

 

Touch my body

 

Know you love my curves

 

Come on and give me what I deserve

 

And touch my body.

 

 

 

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

 

Oh yeah oh yeah

 

Oh oh oh oh yeah

 

Touch my body...[/hide]

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[hide=]Wow!

 

Dis Yo Folk Soulja Boy Tellem!!

 

Im In Da Buildin,Everybody Get On Da Dance Floor,

 

Dis Girl Gotta Donk, She Finna Shake It All Night,

 

Wow!,Wow!,Wow!,Wow!

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk [Faster]

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

She Got A Donk

 

Shake Some Wit It

 

Shake Some Wit It

 

Shake Some Wit It

 

Shake Some Wit It

 

Shake Some Wit It

 

Shake Some Wit It

 

Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow!

 

 

 

[Verse 1:]

 

She Got Donk,

 

Watch It Hit Da Floor,

 

I Like The Way She Move And Da Way She Snap And Roll, Yea Its Goin Down,

 

I Got 5 Thousands Ones,

 

Me, You, And You (You!),

 

We Bout To Have Fun!, Now Gone Make It Clap,

 

Dat Right Dere,

 

Sippin On Some Dat Match My Shirt, I Like Her, Her, Her, Her, And Her,

 

I Want Dem To Do Dat Over Her!! (Over Her!!!)

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

[Verse 2:]

 

Its Two (Two), Im Back In Dis Thang,

 

I See Dat Apple Bottom Hangin Out Dat G-Strang,

 

Im On Fire!, Hot-Tamale!, Soulja Boy Tellem, Me And My Capadres!, Stacks On Deck (Deck), Girls On Deck (Deck),

 

Now Dat Im On, Arab Up Next (Next), Hung Up My Phone, Den Cash My Check (Check), Now It Time To Party, Girl Get Soakin Wet!, Wow!

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

[Hook]

 

Get Low To Da Floor (Lower)

 

Get Low To Da Floor (Lower)

 

Get Low To Da Floor (Lower)

 

Get Low To Da Floor (Lower)

 

Now Bend It, Get It,Get It,Get It

 

Bend It,Get It,Get It,Get It,

 

Bend It,Get It,Get It, Get It

 

Bend It, Get It,Get It,Get It

 

Now Do Da Grown Man (Do Da Grown Man) [Repeat 4x]

 

Now Throw Da Towel In (Give Up) [Repeat 4x]

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

Wow![/hide]

 

 

 

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[hide=touch my body by mariah carey]MC, you're the place to be

 

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

 

 

I know that you've been waiting for it

 

I'm waiting too

 

In my imagination I'd be all up on you

 

I know you got that fever for me

 

Hundred and two

 

And boy I know I feel the same

 

My temperature's through the roof

 

 

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then it's gonna leave with me

 

When I do (I do)

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then I'd best not catch this flick

 

On YouTube (YouTube)

 

'Cause if you run your mouth and brag

 

About this secret rendezvous

 

I will hunt you down

 

'Cause they be all up in my business

 

Like a wedding interview

 

But this is private

 

Between you and I

 

 

 

Touch my body

 

Put me on the floor

 

Wrestle me around

 

Play with me some more

 

Touch my body

 

Throw me on the bed

 

I just wanna make you feel

 

Like you never did.

 

Touch my body

 

Let me wrap my thighs

 

All around your waist

 

Just a little taste

 

Touch my body

 

Know you love my curves

 

Come on and give me what I deserve

 

And touch my body.

 

 

 

Boy you can put me on you

 

Like a brand new white tee

 

I'll hug your body tighter

 

Than my favorite jeans

 

I want you to caress me

 

Like a tropical breeze

 

And float away with you

 

In the Caribbean Sea

 

 

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then it's gonna leave with me

 

When I do (I do)

 

If there's a camera up in here

 

Then I'd best not catch this flick

 

On YouTube (YouTube)

 

'Cause if you run your mouth and brag

 

About this secret rendezvous

 

I will hunt you down

 

'Cause they be all up in my business

 

Like a wedding interview

 

But this is private

 

Between you and I

 

 

 

Touch my body

 

Put me on the floor

 

Wrestle me around

 

Play with me some more

 

Touch my body

 

Throw me on the bed

 

I just wanna make you feel

 

Like you never did.

 

Touch my body

 

Let me wrap my thighs

 

All around your waist

 

Just a little taste

 

Touch my body

 

Know you love my curves

 

Come on and give me what I deserve

 

And touch my body.

 

 

 

I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear

 

You won't wanna go nowhere

 

In the lap of luxury

 

Baby just turn to me

 

You won't want for nothing boy

 

I will give you plenty

 

Touch my body

 

 

 

Touch my body

 

Put me on the floor

 

Wrestle me around

 

Play with me some more

 

Touch my body

 

Throw me on the bed

 

I just wanna make you feel

 

Like you never did.

 

Touch my body

 

Let me wrap my thighs

 

All around your waist

 

Just a little taste

 

Touch my body

 

Know you love my curves

 

Come on and give me what I deserve

 

And touch my body.

 

 

 

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

 

Oh yeah oh yeah

 

Oh oh oh oh yeah

 

Touch my body...[/hide]

 

 

 

I admit the lyrics to that song aren't the best.. But damn is the video good <3:

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Have you people even heard soad lyrics? They are so damn good, I like their left wing liberal messages, AND I'M A RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE! (A little politics there.)

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Have you people even heard soad lyrics? They are so damn good, I like their left wing liberal messages, AND I'M A RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE! (A little politics there.)

 

If you want political lyrics, try listening to something more productive than System. The thing that REALLY urks me about them is the fact that they're all immigrants, yet they complain about how terrible America is. Here's a suggestion: Go back to war torn Armenia if you don't f-ing like it here.

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now on the subject of worst lyrics, the first band that comes to mind for me are the notoriously disgusting cannibal corpse :) .

 

Tell me about it....

 

 

 

Rammstein - Du Hast (English Translation)

 

 

 

You

 

you have

 

you have me

 

you have asked me

 

you have asked me and I have said nothing

 

 

 

Do you want, until death seperates you,

 

to be faithful to her for all days

 

 

 

No

 

 

 

Do you want, until death, which would seperate,

 

to love her, even in bad days

 

 

 

No

 

 

 

Great song, but horrible lyrics

 

 

 

Hope you've heard the German lyrics of it. Sounds much better. Deep lyrics? Nah, but cool music!

 

 

 

Hm, much modern-mainstream-pop has crappy lyrics. And also alot of techno/trance has THE BEST lyrics!!! Woohoo! Like "come down to the beach, it's party tonight!" lol.

 

Goa has nice lyrics, much about mushrooms =)

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Miley Cyrus "seven things". First she talks about the 7 things she hated about some guy, then suddenly she switches modes entirely and talks about the 7 things she likes about him. I guess its because she didn't want her fans to think she genuinely hates someone.

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"Crank 'Dat" and screaming I can't understand at all.. That basically sums it up.

 

 

 

EDIT: And anything Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana related.

 

 

 

I don't get why they have concerts for both of them even though they're the same person. Srsly.

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Miley Cyrus "seven things". First she talks about the 7 things she hated about some guy, then suddenly she switches modes entirely and talks about the 7 things she likes about him. I guess its because she didn't want her fans to think she genuinely hates someone.

 

My sister is in the next room watching that concert that they turned into a movie. I'm trying very hard to not go in there and fill the television full of lead, those lyrics are so awful. There's that one about how she gets everything she wants, then tries to say she's like everyone else. Like what you said about hating, but for being spoiled.

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I never liked this lyric by Marc Bolan/T Rex, in the song Jeepster.

 

 

 

Maybe a bit obscure for these forums?

 

 

 

"Just like a car, you're pleasing to behold

 

I'd call you Jaguar if I may be so bold

 

'Cos your my babe, yes you're my love..."

 

 

 

It makes me cringe a little bit

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The early lights of winter glow.

Ill pour a cup to you my darling.

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I know I will probably be condemned for saying this, and I also know that the song is about an acid trip, but I am the Walrus has lyrics that make absolutely no sense.

 

 

 

Lyrics

 

 

 

The only reason I hesitate posting this is because the song is awesome.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

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The lyrics for Metallica's Call of Ktulu and NightWish's (sorry to say) Last of the Wilds were horrible.

 

 

 

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I know I will probably be condemned for saying this, and I also know that the song is about an acid trip, but I am the Walrus has lyrics that make absolutely no sense.

 

 

 

Lyrics

 

 

 

The only reason I hesitate posting this is because the song is awesome.

 

 

 

It isn't about an acid trip. It was written because The Beatles were getting mad that universities were analyzing theirlyrics, so the purposely made a song that made no sense to see what they would make of it.

 

 

 

It is an awesome song though.

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