a magic genie that gives me anything I want

 

 

 

or if it was the real world, a basic sharp knife...all you need to survive anywhere

No escape= Machete, You can do anything with a machete.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Escape= a UFO, gets great mileage and it will anger the government by undermining their theory that UFOs have never been on Earth.

 

 

 

The empire state building. Its ONE thing, it just contains alot of things. Then i wouldnt die there :XD:

 

What do you plan to do? Live off eating staplers?

Why one? Isn't it supposed to be three?

 

 

 

Oh well.. a sexy woman i like. Otherwise it would be three sexy women i like.

A powerful jet pack which would let me I was soaring ever highah but I flew too high! 8-)

 

 

 

@thegodofsoup: What movie was your avatar from? It was a movie, right?

An elephant.

Cigarettes. That way I could look cool while I waited to be rescued.

 

 

 

(The cigarettes are self lighting for one item critics)

Some weights. Yeh, I'm buff.

if you had to go to a desert island and only take 1 thing wat would it b

 

 

 

Please learn how to spell. Seriously, saving 5 seconds by making yourself look like a moron isn't a smart option.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway I'd take a boat, with a inbuilt GPS system.

 

 

 

A bridge that is as long as from the island to the closest shore.

 

 

 

A boat requires skill which I dont have. Same with any aircraft. So a bridge is a helluva lot easier (Plus its probably really funny if there are any boats trying to go a course through the bridge, but then find the bridge and all WTF about it [im hoping these are your boats] so then you have to take the long way around) :)

 

 

 

 

 

You'll die of starvation while you walk the hypothetical 100km to shore.

 

 

 

Lucky for me my boat is made out of chocolate so I can eat it, to be sure of staying alive on the long trips. :P

a V-22 Osprey with a manual and filled with food.

 

 

 

Good idea, taking a crappy vehicle that can barley land.

 

 

 

But think of what you can do with all that barley!

a V-22 Osprey with a manual and filled with food.

 

ONE thing. I wonder what was so oklart about that?

 

 

 

Haahahahaha.

 

 

 

This is grade 3 english class all over again.

 

 

 

What does unclear in Swedish have to do with 3rd grade English class?

 

 

 

A bridge that is as long as from the island to the closest shore.

 

 

 

A boat requires skill which I dont have. Same with any aircraft. So a bridge is a helluva lot easier (Plus its probably really funny if there are any boats trying to go a course through the bridge, but then find the bridge and all WTF about it [im hoping these are your boats] so then you have to take the long way around) :)

 

 

 

 

 

You'll die of starvation while you walk the hypothetical 100km to shore.

 

 

 

Lucky for me my boat is made out of chocolate so I can eat it, to be sure of staying alive on the long trips. :P

 

 

 

1. do you know how to work that chocolate boat?

 

2.Do you think chocolate floats (I honestly dont know)?

 

3. 100km is nothing... one can live without food for three weeks and without water for 3 days. I'm fairly certain i can walk 100km almost continuously in 2 days.

 

 

 

A bridge that is as long as from the island to the closest shore.

 

 

 

A boat requires skill which I dont have. Same with any aircraft. So a bridge is a helluva lot easier (Plus its probably really funny if there are any boats trying to go a course through the bridge, but then find the bridge and all WTF about it [im hoping these are your boats] so then you have to take the long way around) :)

 

 

 

 

 

You'll die of starvation while you walk the hypothetical 100km to shore.

 

 

 

Lucky for me my boat is made out of chocolate so I can eat it, to be sure of staying alive on the long trips. :P

 

 

 

1. do you know how to work that chocolate boat?

 

2.Do you think chocolate floats (I honestly dont know)?

 

3. 100km is nothing... one can live without food for three weeks and without water for 3 days. I'm fairly certain i can walk 100km almost continuously in 2 days.

 

the 3 weeks and 3 days things are probably based on sitting around doing nothing and/or after even a couple days without food you wouldnt have enough energy to walk

a V-22 Osprey with a manual and filled with food.

 

ONE thing. I wonder what was so oklart about that?

 

 

 

Haahahahaha.

 

 

 

This is grade 3 english class all over again.

 

 

 

What does unclear in Swedish have to do with 3rd grade English class?

 

 

 

Well wow, you've stumped me. I honestly don't know how to answer this.

I'd definately take... Umm...... This smily face... :anxious:

 

 

 

:D

A fat person who i could eventually eat.

A volleyball with a face painted on it :

Well... if it was a Dessert Island, I'd take a spoon...fork...or spork!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd take a plane or something...duh?

a V-22 Osprey with a manual and filled with food.

 

ONE thing. I wonder what was so oklart about that?

 

 

 

Haahahahaha.

 

 

 

This is grade 3 english class all over again.

 

 

 

What does unclear in Swedish have to do with 3rd grade English class?

 

 

 

Well wow, you've stumped me. I honestly don't know how to answer this.

I'm guessing it's something to do with saying Swedish words in the middle of an English sentence because the person couldn't remember it in English?

Spade.

 

 

 

& then I'd dig the island up, and move it in one direction, rinse and repeat.

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure I'd get closer to land eventually.

I'm guessing it's something to do with saying Swedish words in the middle of an English sentence because the person couldn't remember it in English?

 

 

 

Bingo.

 

 

 

To be fair, I knew the answer as well. I was just trying to wrap my head around the fact that he actually asked me, "why would using swedish words in english sentences remind you of the grade you are first taught english in?". He answered his own question. As a fellow swede, he should know this.

 

 

 

I am still in a state of perplexity.

Spade.

 

 

 

& then I'd dig the island up, and move it in one direction, rinse and repeat.

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure I'd get closer to land eventually.

 

That....actually makes sense. Except for the fact that islands are not just enormous piles of sand, they're formed from volacnic activities. Still a much better suggestion for getting to land than some others...

Spade.

 

 

 

& then I'd dig the island up, and move it in one direction, rinse and repeat.

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure I'd get closer to land eventually.

 

That....actually makes sense. Except for the fact that islands are not just enormous piles of sand, they're formed from volacnic activities. Still a much better suggestion for getting to land than some others...

 

 

 

No it's not. It would take an impossibly long time for just one person (you'd be dead before you made any real progress) and the land you move into the ocean would just wash away more easily, so you would never be able to build it up.

Spade.

 

 

 

& then I'd dig the island up, and move it in one direction, rinse and repeat.

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure I'd get closer to land eventually.

 

That....actually makes sense. Except for the fact that islands are not just enormous piles of sand, they're formed from volacnic activities. Still a much better suggestion for getting to land than some others...

 

 

 

No it's not. It would take an impossibly long time for just one person (you'd be dead before you made any real progress) and the land you move into the ocean would just wash away more easily, so you would never be able to build it up.

 

well duh. thats why the sand swept away in the tide hasn;t formed a landmass the size the Kentucky with nothing but sand. It was still a better suggestion, maybe not in practicality, but in humor.

Spade.

 

 

 

& then I'd dig the island up, and move it in one direction, rinse and repeat.

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure I'd get closer to land eventually.

 

That....actually makes sense. Except for the fact that islands are not just enormous piles of sand, they're formed from volacnic activities. Still a much better suggestion for getting to land than some others...

 

 

 

No it's not. It would take an impossibly long time for just one person (you'd be dead before you made any real progress) and the land you move into the ocean would just wash away more easily, so you would never be able to build it up.

 

well duh. thats why the sand swept away in the tide hasn;t formed a landmass the size the Kentucky with nothing but sand. It was still a better suggestion, maybe not in practicality, but in humor.

 

 

 

I was kind of joking :.

 

 

 

How big is this Island we are stranded upon anyway?