DaN Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy. 1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material. There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic. 2. Thou shalt not post hateful material. Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden. 3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material. Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger agesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢â∠~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Haha! Pornography on the New England Patriots website, probably the cheerleader gallery :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships. God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden. :( Sad Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 I found that site because my webhost got listed. m thinking I should probably report my own sites to them an put one of their stupid badges on my site as a medal of honor unfortunatly these people are too easy to offend so its not really worth bothering. ~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 TIF breaks 2 and 3 on occasions. Especially on OT. Though I'm glad to see TIF have taken measures to stop these occurrences by the banning of Tigra. May Net Authority take strong action against such disregard of their rules. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Why doesn't their own website have the "offender" banner on their site for bad language? Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Why doesn't their own website have the "offender" banner on their site for bad language? pmg that was offensive, put this in your signature now or ill kill you :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led-Zeppelin Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 LOL at interaccial relationships are bad in the eyes of God, is that true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade986 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Net Authority is a parody web site created in 2001 by Rudis Muiznieks which pretends to be a Christian Internet censorship site for recording and tracking other web sites containing offensive content. Net Authority includes the "Internet Acceptable Use Policy" which prohibits sites containing pornographic, hateful or blasphemous material and sites containing "bestiality, including interracial relationships". Users may easily submit websites themselves, which will automatically be added to the database, with the exception of Net Authority's own site. Notable victims of the spoof include The Register in 2001 and The Now Show in 2007. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_Authority It may be Wikipedia, but I think it suits the purpose enough... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 LOL at interaccial relationships are bad in the eyes of God, is that true? You're kidding? This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy. 1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material. There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic. 2. Thou shalt not post hateful material. Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden. 3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material. Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger agesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢â∠Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led-Zeppelin Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 LOL at interaccial relationships are bad in the eyes of God, is that true? You're kidding? ...Yes, I was joking. :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Lol. You guys are real religious. There's nothing to do about crap like this than to laugh at it and hope the people who thought it up will get theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchainmail Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships. Was putting bestiality and interracial relationships on the same level necessary? Read between the lines, they think that other races are "animals" or "not human." 4. Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature. I'm guessing that means everythign that isn't aligned with White-Conservative-Evangelical Christian philosophies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon_7 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships. God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden. :( Sad I think they meant interracial to mean between species. After all, we are the Human Race. If they meant color, they would have said ethnic. My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meol Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Or, being a parody website, they put races as in "ethnics", in order to arouse the indignation of the naive reader. : This signature is intentionally left blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships. God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden. :( Sad I think they meant interracial to mean between species. After all, we are the Human Race. If they meant color, they would have said ethnic. But it says for different species or races. If they were meant as the same, they would have only said one. So...the point of this whole thing is what now? And Tigra was banned? When? Why? Where do you guys find this stuff out, seriously, I always hear from a post commenting on, "since he/she was banned...". :wall: And is this what Lionhart was referring to in the "OMG SHUT UP!!" thread? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 4chan definitely destroyed that list :lol: And is this what Lionhart was referring to in the "OMG SHUT UP!!" thread? Funny thing, I was reading this, then I came across 'Lionheart'. I had to take a double take on that. Then I read every user who posted, and figured you were talking about me. No this is not the list, I can give you 'the' list if you wish for it, just pm me :D Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThousandLies Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 "Pornography causes sexual thoughts? Heh. You know what causes sexual thoughts? Let's settle this one, once and for all. You know what causes sexual thoughts? Wait for it. Having a d*ck." Morons. EDIT: Damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Post them a link to /b/ so their minds short out and die from moral overload. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Hahaha, omg. I cannot stop laughing. Lol. Guys, read the comments on this one. Some guy acts like he is Jesus. http://www.netauthority.org/offenders/5701.shtml I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Anyone happen to notice RuneScape on there on the second page of it listed as "Most Comments"? Listed: http://www.netauthority.org/browse/view_1_1.html RuneScape: http://www.netauthority.org/offenders/904.shtml Reasons why it is on there: * Pornographic material * Hateful material * Blasphemy * Offensive political material * Bestiality and/or interracial relationships I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Net Authority is a parody web site created in 2001 by Rudis Muiznieks which pretends to be a Christian Internet censorship site for recording and tracking other web sites containing offensive content. Net Authority includes the "Internet Acceptable Use Policy" which prohibits sites containing pornographic, hateful or blasphemous material and sites containing "bestiality, including interracial relationships". Users may easily submit websites themselves, which will automatically be added to the database, with the exception of Net Authority's own site. Notable victims of the spoof include The Register in 2001 and The Now Show in 2007. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/21 ... hemy_hoax/ Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ember3579 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Anyone happen to notice RuneScape on there on the second page of it listed as "Most Comments"? Listed: http://www.netauthority.org/browse/view_1_1.html RuneScape: http://www.netauthority.org/offenders/904.shtml Reasons why it is on there: * Pornographic material * Hateful material * Blasphemy * Offensive political material * Bestiality and/or interracial relationships If the above were true, Jagex would either be sued into the ground or be the single most popular company ever. :XD: You never know which rabbit hole you jump into will lead to Wonderland. - Ember3579Aku Soku Zan. - ShinsengumiYou wanna mess with me or my friends? Pick your poison.If you have any complaints about me, please refer to this link. Your problems are important to me.Don't talk smack if you're not willing to say it to the person's face. On the same line, if you're not willing to back up your opinions no matter what, your opinion may as well be nonexistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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