Zombie Plans-Revised

[John Halo Chief]

You can't say zombies will never exist.

 

They may someday, and we'll be ready.

 

You can be the bait.

 

How bout ur chocobo? i think 1's and 0's are very tasty.

[H2PM]

lemme see... i would:

 

grab mah BB gun (metal of course)

 

shoot as many as needed down to escape

 

run to the nearest pawn shop, steal a gun, defend the owner as he reloads my shotgun( :thumbsup: ) and eventually end the zombie attack in my city. I would then gather them all into one area by dragging all of the dead bodies of humans (i may have to create some...) as bait. then, i would kill the president (if need be) and steal "the football", codes for nuclear bombs. byebye zombies. =D>

 

[Danqazmlp]

I've never really read thead but it looks good, but can anybody sum up the 81 pages so i dont spend 3 days reading them to catch up =P~

[John Halo Chief]

lemme see... i would:

 

grab mah BB gun (metal of course)

 

shoot as many as needed down to escape

 

run to the nearest pawn shop, steal a gun, defend the owner as he reloads my shotgun( :thumbsup: ) and eventually end the zombie attack in my city. I would then gather them all into one area by dragging all of the dead bodies of humans (i may have to create some...) as bait. then, i would kill the president (if need be) and steal "the football", codes for nuclear bombs. byebye zombies. =D>

 

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did us all a favor and hid ur ridiculously page lengthening post. also, fail spelling at bottom.

 

anyways, maybe u couldn't tell, but...hmm...what is it called when someone makes a joke? oh yeah...joking. u can't actually be serious about this, if u are, gf life.

[Kiriyama]

lemme see... i would:

 

grab mah BB gun (metal of course)

 

shoot as many as needed down to escape

 

run to the nearest pawn shop, steal a gun, defend the owner as he reloads my shotgun( :thumbsup: ) and eventually end the zombie attack in my city. I would then gather them all into one area by dragging all of the dead bodies of humans (i may have to create some...) as bait. then, i would kill the president (if need be) and steal "the football", codes for nuclear bombs. byebye zombies. =D>

 

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Did us all a favor and hid your ridiculously page lengthening post. Also, it has fail spelling at the bottom.

 

Anyway, maybe you couldn't tell, but what is it called when someone makes a joke? Oh yeah. Joking. You can't actually be serious about this, if you are, good fight life.

 

 

 

Did us all a favour and fixed your goddamn post.

 

 

 

You can't say someone fails at spelling when you can't even type right, or have a basic grasp of the English language.

[John Halo Chief]

lemme see... i would:

 

grab mah BB gun (metal of course)

 

shoot as many as needed down to escape

 

run to the nearest pawn shop, steal a gun, defend the owner as he reloads my shotgun( :thumbsup: ) and eventually end the zombie attack in my city. I would then gather them all into one area by dragging all of the dead bodies of humans (i may have to create some...) as bait. then, i would kill the president (if need be) and steal "the football", codes for nuclear bombs. byebye zombies. =D>

 

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[/hide]

 

Did us all a favor and hid your ridiculously page lengthening post. Also, it has fail spelling at the bottom.

 

Anyway, maybe you couldn't tell, but what is it called when someone makes a joke? Oh yeah. Joking. You can't actually be serious about this, if you are, good fight life.

 

 

 

Did us all a favour and fixed your goddamn post.

 

 

 

You can't say someone fails at spelling when you can't even type right, or have a basic grasp of the English language.

 

lol. explain why my teacher makes me spell-check classmates stories again? i don't even know what ur talking about. if ur talking about the internet speak, it's normal for me. whenever i type, i always don't capitialize, say "ur" instead of "your", etc.

[Kiriyama]

Well, if you're going to try be a grammar nazi over one word, then make sure you [bleep]ing type properly, or you shall be outdone in the grammar nazi way.

 

 

 

Or, to put it simply. Have a [bleep]ing perfect post if you're going to attack someone for a mistake in something they did not make.

[Da_Latios]

lol. explain why my teacher makes me spell-check classmates stories again? i don't even know what ur talking about. if ur talking about the internet speak, it's normal for me. whenever i type, i always don't capitialize, say "ur" instead of "your", etc.

 

Learn to type. There is no excuse for "internet speak". It's just childish, moronic and out-right stupid.

[Guest]

lol. explain why my teacher makes me spell-check classmates stories again? i don't even know what ur talking about. if ur talking about the internet speak, it's normal for me. whenever i type, i always don't capitialize, say "ur" instead of "your", etc.

 

Learn to type. There is no excuse for "internet speak". It's just childish, moronic and out-right stupid.

 

 

 

Agreed. Typing "ur" instead of "your"...It's just 2 more letters, and makes you sound a helluvalot smarter. And your plan is moronic, usuing a bloody BB gun? Your standerd BB gun is .11 calibre, correct? I'm not even sure that would even leave a dent in a skull, nevermind go through it.

 

 

 

Oh, I say ragmar and purepayer get to flip a coin as to who is thrown in first?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've never really read thead but it looks good, but can anybody sum up the 81 pages so i dont spend 3 days reading them to catch up =P~

 

 

 

Lets see:

 

 

 

We're planning to go onto some Island (I think thats the latest plan?) and live there. We've also come up with a zombie squad, the Tipit Zombie Defense Force (TZDF, my idea for the name) and we will survive.

[Kiriyama]

lol. explain why my teacher makes me spell-check classmates stories again? i don't even know what ur talking about. if ur talking about the internet speak, it's normal for me. whenever i type, i always don't capitialize, say "ur" instead of "your", etc.

 

Learn to type. There is no excuse for "internet speak". It's just childish, moronic and out-right stupid.

 

 

 

Agreed. Typing "ur" instead of "your"...It's just 2 more letters, and makes you sound a helluvalot smarter. And your plan is moronic, usuing a bloody BB gun? Your standerd BB gun is .11 calibre, correct? I'm not even sure that would even leave a dent in a skull, nevermind go through it.

 

 

 

Oh, I say ragmar and purepayer get to flip a coin as to who is thrown in first?

 

 

 

A corpse cannot flip a coin.

[Wisp]

lemme see... i would:

 

grab mah BB gun (metal of course)

 

shoot as many as needed down to escape

 

run to the nearest pawn shop, steal a gun, defend the owner as he reloads my shotgun( :thumbsup: ) and eventually end the zombie attack in my city. I would then gather them all into one area by dragging all of the dead bodies of humans (i may have to create some...) as bait. then, i would kill the president (if need be) and steal "the football", codes for nuclear bombs. byebye zombies. =D>

 

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[/hide]

 

Did us all a favor and hid your ridiculously page lengthening post. Also, it has fail spelling at the bottom.

 

Anyway, maybe you couldn't tell, but what is it called when someone makes a joke? Oh yeah. Joking. You can't actually be serious about this, if you are, good fight life.

 

 

 

Did us all a favour and fixed your goddamn post.

 

 

 

You can't say someone fails at spelling when you can't even type right, or have a basic grasp of the English language.

 

lol. explain why my teacher makes me spell-check classmates stories again? i don't even know what ur talking about. if ur talking about the internet speak, it's normal for me. whenever i type, i always don't capitialize, say "ur" instead of "your", etc.

 

Ok let's start things of. A bb gun is .12-.17, has a terrible fps compared to a real gun, and wouldn't be able to penetrate the human skull. Even if you shot it 100 times, you wouldn't succeed. Using the gun as a club is better. And nuking zombies? Good idea if you want to end pretty much all life on earth, except maybe the zombies, since the radiation would affect them mildly, in all likelihood

[Danqazmlp]

Wouldn't most life on earth already be wiped out if it got to a stage you needed to nuke zombies?

 

 

 

But then, would radiation kill zombies?

[Kiriyama]

Wouldn't most life on earth already be wiped out if it got to a stage you needed to nuke zombies?

 

 

 

But then, would radiation kill zombies?

 

 

 

The radiation isn't what would destroy them.

 

 

 

Since the bacteria is what is keeping them alive, if it is immune to radiation, it is no good. Though those caught in the explosion zone would be killed, the rest will be fine.

[Lenin64]

lemme see... i would:

 

grab mah BB gun (metal of course)

 

shoot as many as needed down to escape

 

run to the nearest pawn shop, steal a gun, defend the owner as he reloads my shotgun( :thumbsup: ) and eventually end the zombie attack in my city. I would then gather them all into one area by dragging all of the dead bodies of humans (i may have to create some...) as bait. then, i would kill the president (if need be) and steal "the football", codes for nuclear bombs. byebye zombies. =D>

 

AND THEN FIRE MAH LAZORRR PEW PEW PEW

 

 

 

So do I get a userbar as our fire guy that burns dead stuff?

[Lenin64]

I was thinking like Megakirby's. Unless that's only for the higher-ups in this organization.

[John Halo Chief]

Since all u (haha, I said u, not you. in ur face.) think this might actually happen, ( :lol: ) even a headshot wouldn't work, since they don't use their brains. you'd have to completely obliterate every single zombie.

 

EDIT: also, for those who would like to read up on some "facts", look up "The zombie survival guide." it's actually kind of creepy. they make it sound real. it's a book.

[Wisp]

Since all u (haha, I said u, not you. in ur face.) think this might actually happen, ( :lol: ) even a headshot wouldn't work, since they don't use their brains. you'd have to completely obliterate every single zombie.

 

EDIT: also, for those who would like to read up on some "facts", look up "The zombie survival guide." it's actually kind of creepy. they make it sound real. it's a book.

 

Everyone has read that book, or atleast most of us.

 

and 2, the virus is in the brain which controls the zombie. That's how you kill them.

[ember3579]

Ragmar, if you're not going to even TRY to be serious about this (kinda the WHOLE FREAKING POINT OF THIS THREAD), then get the Hell out. There's appropriate places to troll, and there's inappropriate places to troll. Guess which place this is?

[ProtoGuy]

[hide=Dear Sir Ragmar12345][/hide]

 

No, this thread is not in case of an actual zombie infection spread world wide, this is a fantasy thread, on a fantasy game forum, completely unrelated to the real world.

 

[hide=A few more things for Sir Ragmar12345]http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fantasy

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/leave

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/exit

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ragmar12345[/hide]

 

Granted, I've already had a ridiculously long day, I'm already low on patience, but if there's one thing I have almost no tolerance for, it's people who have no clue what they're talking about.. and act like they're the only smart ones..

 

Word of advice, grow up, and until you do, do your self a favor and just shut the hell up..

 

 

 

Getting back on topic; there has to be some sort of mass-spreadable way to neutralize the virus, be a concentrated sunlight, or perhaps even audio? Zombies can hear, and well at that.

 

Perhaps an extremely loud constant sound could be the answer?

 

(this may be an excuse for me to use heavy metal to save the world, yes)

[John Halo Chief]

[hide=Dear Sir Ragmar12345][/hide]

 

:lol:

 

No, this thread is not in case of an actual zombie infection spread world wide, this is a fantasy thread, on a fantasy game forum, completely unrelated to the real world.

 

you and your forum buddies seem to have different views on this.

 

[hide=A few more things for Sir Ragmar12345]http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fantasy

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/leave

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/exit

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ragmar12345[/hide]

 

wow. and i'm the one who should grow up, because i call people trolls all the time.

 

Granted, I've already had a ridiculously long day, I'm already low on patience, but if there's one thing I have almost no tolerance for, it's people who have no clue what they're talking about.. and act like they're the only smart ones..

 

Word of advice, grow up, and until you do, do your self a favor and just shut the hell up..

 

:wall: "Grow up," said the man with a zombie topic.

 

Getting back on topic; there has to be some sort of mass-spreadable way to neutralize the virus, be a concentrated sunlight, or perhaps even audio? Zombies can hear, and well at that.

 

Perhaps an extremely loud constant sound could be the answer?

 

(this may be an excuse for me to use heavy metal to save the world, yes)

[dragoonson]

 

No, this thread is not in case of an actual zombie infection spread world wide, this is a fantasy thread, on a fantasy game forum, completely unrelated to the real world.

 

you and your forum buddies seem to have different views on this.

 

wow. and i'm the one who should grow up, because i call people trolls all the time.

 

Granted, I've already had a ridiculously long day, I'm already low on patience, but if there's one thing I have almost no tolerance for, it's people who have no clue what they're talking about.. and act like they're the only smart ones..

 

Word of advice, grow up, and until you do, do your self a favor and just shut the hell up..

 

:wall: "Grow up," said the man with a zombie topic.

 

Getting back on topic; there has to be some sort of mass-spreadable way to neutralize the virus, be a concentrated sunlight, or perhaps even audio? Zombies can hear, and well at that.

 

Perhaps an extremely loud constant sound could be the answer?

 

(this may be an excuse for me to use heavy metal to save the world, yes)

 

 

 

1)Thats the fun of the thread,smarty.

 

2)Tolerance is a an interstate highway.Or it could be a deadend road.

 

3)High pitch noise would kill us too -.-

[Furah]

You might want to fix up your post ragmar.

[decebal]

(I'm just bored right now), but what if you use a low pitched or a high pitched frequency that humans cannot hear, but zombies do? I know it works fairly well on dogs, and if we do this, we might be able to defeat the zombies :P .

 

 

 

Or create a new strain of virus, made to attack the zombie virus' RNA, completely obliterating it and destroying the virus cells.

 

 

 

Is it even possible to create a cancer cell out of a virus?

[Furah]

(I'm just bored right now), but what if you use a low pitched or a high pitched frequency that humans cannot hear, but zombies do? I know it works fairly well on dogs, and if we do this, we might be able to defeat the zombies :P .

 

 

 

Or create a new strain of virus, made to attack the zombie virus' RNA, completely obliterating it and destroying the virus cells.

 

 

 

Is it even possible to create a cancer cell out of a virus?

 

The former requires us to keep zombies where we can perform studies while they are concious and unsedated, the latter requires testing on a zombie by cutting open it's skull, meaning we will need to keep a very clean work station, as the fluids from it could potentially infect us....

[ProtoGuy]

 

Perhaps an extremely loud constant sound could be the answer?

 

(this may be an excuse for me to use heavy metal to save the world, yes)

 

 

 

3)High pitch noise would kill us too -.-

 

*points at selected section*

 

It could work. \