Zombie Plans-Revised

[Wisp]

Here's the issue, zombies here just as well as us or worse. Worse is if they're ears rot, or are damaged. And something strong enough to do enough damage to a brain would use a ridiculous amount of power, and the db's needed would be unreachable barring about a thousand simultaneous nuclear bombs.

 

 

 

The problem with making a virus to kill the virus is the zombie thing kills just about everything, which is why it takes so long for them to decay. Either way, it would take a really long time to make the virus, and the resources would go better for making bullets to shoot the zombies.

[ProtoGuy]

Here's the issue, zombies here just as well as us or worse. Worse is if they're ears rot, or are damaged. And something strong enough to do enough damage to a brain would use a ridiculous amount of power, and the db's needed would be unreachable barring about a thousand simultaneous nuclear bombs.

 

 

 

The problem with making a virus to kill the virus is the zombie thing kills just about everything, which is why it takes so long for them to decay. Either way, it would take a really long time to make the virus, and the resources would go better for making bullets to shoot the zombies.

 

But wait.. what about this;

 

A liquid vapor drug that sends the zombie into a state of a beserk rage, killing everything around it.

 

Meaning the other zombies as well.

 

It might not be that hard at all to find that one thing to push them over the edge as they all are bent on killing, just finding that one key to break down the distinction between alive and moving.

[Seraphi]

Here's the issue, zombies here just as well as us or worse. Worse is if they're ears rot, or are damaged. And something strong enough to do enough damage to a brain would use a ridiculous amount of power, and the db's needed would be unreachable barring about a thousand simultaneous nuclear bombs.

 

 

 

The problem with making a virus to kill the virus is the zombie thing kills just about everything, which is why it takes so long for them to decay. Either way, it would take a really long time to make the virus, and the resources would go better for making bullets to shoot the zombies.

 

But wait.. what about this;

 

A liquid vapor drug that sends the zombie into a state of a beserk rage, killing everything around it.

 

Meaning the other zombies as well.

 

It might not be that hard at all to find that one thing to push them over the edge as they all are bent on killing, just finding that one key to break down the distinction between alive and moving.

 

They do not inhale, have bloodflow, and their brains do not require oxygen. So I don't think anything transmitted by air would affect them.

 

 

 

Maybe we should shoot them all in the heads?

 

And risk getting blood on you?

 

Is there a way to use lasers as weapons yet?

 

Because lasers > guns.

[BlackDawn]

Here's the issue, zombies here just as well as us or worse. Worse is if they're ears rot, or are damaged. And something strong enough to do enough damage to a brain would use a ridiculous amount of power, and the db's needed would be unreachable barring about a thousand simultaneous nuclear bombs.

 

 

 

The problem with making a virus to kill the virus is the zombie thing kills just about everything, which is why it takes so long for them to decay. Either way, it would take a really long time to make the virus, and the resources would go better for making bullets to shoot the zombies.

 

But wait.. what about this;

 

A liquid vapor drug that sends the zombie into a state of a beserk rage, killing everything around it.

 

Meaning the other zombies as well.

 

It might not be that hard at all to find that one thing to push them over the edge as they all are bent on killing, just finding that one key to break down the distinction between alive and moving.

 

They do not inhale, have bloodflow, and their brains do not require oxygen. So I don't think anything transmitted by air would affect them.

 

 

 

Maybe we should shoot them all in the heads?

 

And risk getting blood on you?

 

Is there a way to use lasers as weapons yet?

 

Because lasers > guns.

 

PEW PEW PEW.

[Wisp]

In world war z, they mention lasers, but they're grossly inefficient, require a convoy of non-all-terrain vehicles, make radioactive waste, and kill slower than a rifle. As for a vapor, it's not like we can just invent something like that. And, the main way a zombie would kill is with the virus, so a zombie biting another zombie wouldn't do too much.

[EdgedThesis]

Lightsabers.

 

 

 

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

[Wisp]

Or rifles. You know. Whatever.

 

 

 

A semi-automatic rifle with decent power and range, is the best weapon you can get in 95% of situations you would be in. For the other five, a pistol, or a melee weapon would be best. These are close quarters, with little maneuvering room, and unless you seriously mess up, you shouldn't be in those situations. For a case of 5000 .22 bullets (enough to go through the skull, but not enough to go through the back, meaning it would bounce around, guaranteeing a kill.) it's like 750 dollars. That's atleast 4000 dead zombies, unless you have really bad aim. That's about 20 cents a zombie. That's cheap. Higher calibers work just as well, but cost more, but it's still acceptable. a giant sound system, lasers, a virus, gas, whatever, all would cost anywhere from 50-1000 times as much per kill.

 

You can't beat a rifle.

[Lenin64]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

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[BlackDawn]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

[Guest]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

 

 

 

Holy sh*t. I don't suppose them at walmart, or to miniors, eh?

 

 

 

Oh well. I'll stick with my crazed gun weilding skills. *Pulls out a mini-gun, and kills people fallout 3 style*. Yes, that is a style.

 

 

 

If we can get laser swords, who do we test them on? Riiiight. Ragmar.

[Lenin64]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

 

that spew hot flaming death, no less.

[John Halo Chief]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

 

 

 

Holy sh*t. I don't suppose them at walmart, or to miniors, eh?

 

 

 

Oh well. I'll stick with my crazed gun weilding skills. *Pulls out a mini-gun, and kills people fallout 3 style*. Yes, that is a style.

 

 

 

If we can get laser swords, who do we test them on? Riiiight. Ragmar.

 

I hate ur sig now.

[Wisp]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

 

 

 

Holy sh*t. I don't suppose them at walmart, or to miniors, eh?

 

 

 

Oh well. I'll stick with my crazed gun weilding skills. *Pulls out a mini-gun, and kills people fallout 3 style*. Yes, that is a style.

 

 

 

If we can get laser swords, who do we test them on? Riiiight. Ragmar.

 

I hate ur sig now.

 

And?

[Seraphi]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

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I signiature that message.

[PlzPuddngPlz]

*senses a flame war brewing.*

 

 

 

Anyways, what think I could make a official thread on this, with this thread reverting to it's original purpose (being the saying of zombie plans) as opposed to us TZDF'ers

[Sir_Redhead]

(I'm just bored right now), but what if you use a low pitched or a high pitched frequency that humans cannot hear, but zombies do? I know it works fairly well on dogs, and if we do this, we might be able to defeat the zombies :P .

 

 

 

Or create a new strain of virus, made to attack the zombie virus' RNA, completely obliterating it and destroying the virus cells.

 

 

 

Is it even possible to create a cancer cell out of a virus?

 

 

 

I understand the good intentions you mean by creating a virus, to fight a virus. But, we don't want to create anything that could possibly come back and bite us. Virus's are unpredictable, which is why we can't cure them. The potential risk of a virus is to high, and if we are in the middle of something like a war with zombies, time for the proper research isn't on our side.

 

 

 

The easiest way is the most classic one also, guns. There are plenty of them, and ammunition is readily available.

[H2PM]

[hide=TROLLEH]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

 

 

 

Holy sh*t. I don't suppose them at walmart, or to miniors, eh?

 

 

 

Oh well. I'll stick with my crazed gun weilding skills. *Pulls out a mini-gun, and kills people fallout 3 style*. Yes, that is a style.

 

 

 

If we can get laser swords, who do we test them on? Riiiight. Ragmar.

 

I hate ur sig now.

[/hide]

 

Troll much?

 

 

 

ON TOPIC: Of course, guns are all ways the answer. :thumbup:

[Guest]

[hide=TROLLEH]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

 

 

 

Holy sh*t. I don't suppose them at walmart, or to miniors, eh?

 

 

 

Oh well. I'll stick with my crazed gun weilding skills. *Pulls out a mini-gun, and kills people fallout 3 style*. Yes, that is a style.

 

 

 

If we can get laser swords, who do we test them on? Riiiight. Ragmar.

 

I hate ur sig now.

[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

 

You should be honoured to get cut in half with a plasma blade... Hell, I had to really pull some strings to get you that.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, just talk without using shortcuts, and purepayer can have his position back.

[Guest]

[hide=TROLLEH]

I mean, the plasma swords we have now can be disturbed by a kitchen magnet and spew flaming hot death upon its wielder, but I don't think zombies'd know that.

 

I support this message.

 

Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

 

 

 

Holy sh*t. I don't suppose them at walmart, or to miniors, eh?

 

 

 

Oh well. I'll stick with my crazed gun weilding skills. *Pulls out a mini-gun, and kills people fallout 3 style*. Yes, that is a style.

 

 

 

If we can get laser swords, who do we test them on? Riiiight. Ragmar.

 

I hate ur sig now.

[/hide]

 

 

 

 

You should be honoured to get plasma'd by me. I had to really pull some strings to get you that.

 

 

 

Anyways, just talk without using "Shortcuts" and you'll be ALOT more respected on these forums.

[Knotch_Blade]

You double posted, two things, with the same meaning, that weren't the same things? :P

[Guest]

You double posted, two things, with the same meaning, that weren't the same things? :P

 

 

 

...Sorry, my bad, I hit go back by accident, thought it stopped my post and then I posted it again #-o

[Knotch_Blade]

You double posted, two things, with the same meaning, that weren't the same things? :P

 

 

 

...Sorry, my bad, I hit go back by accident, thought it stopped my post and then I posted it again #-o

 

 

 

The second post was better anyway :)

[Guest]

K, If a mod just wants to delete the first of my DP then?

 

 

 

And we need to keep planning. I think if we mod the plasma sword into a plasma trench-[bleep]e we're set.

[EGmaestro]

guys..you've all forgotten the most important zombie killing machine. Chuck Norris

 

silly gooses.

 

 

 

remember, guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. Same rule applies to zombies.

 

If Chuck Norris is busy then modded plasma swords are the second best option.

 

 

 

Edit: i would tie ragmar to a tree and use him as bait. i'd let him keep his bb gun though :lol: -.-

[Wisp]

guys..you've all forgotten the most important zombie killing machine. Chuck Norris

 

silly gooses.

 

 

 

remember, guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. Same rule applies to zombies.

 

If Chuck Norris is busy then modded plasma swords are the second best option.

 

 

 

Edit: i would tie ragmar to a tree and use him as bait. i'd let him keep his bb gun though :lol: -.-

 

You mean a crazy right wing conservative born again who thinks right wing "cells" will rise up to protest obama in revolution?