Zombie Plans-Revised

[Furah]

Dbzruler is pretty good at freerunning tbh.

 

Which is different to parkour, I just need to start upper body training and I shall be good at it again (sometimes not having to do anything all day can have disadvantages.)

[walka92]

some of m friends at school are going through a zombie invasion/apocalypse survival plan

 

 

 

part of plan: drive to the nearest army bases (inogra i think its spelt, and kanungra has one i think), raid weapons/rat-packs, steal a few hummers etc, and then steal a fairly big boat and go out to sea, far from land, where zombies cant get us

[dragoonson]

Yeah because the army is going to leave them lying around while being attacked by millions of rabid people.

[walka92]

Yeah because the army is going to leave them lying around while being attacked by millions of rabid people.

 

hey, not my idea, theirs. dont [bleep] to me

[Skeptical]

Im screwed (Living on Canada has one huge downside: do you know how far I would have to drive in order to find a gun?!)

[PlzPuddngPlz]

I live in Canada too, luckily the only gun store I know of is located about... a kilometer from my house (a couple mins by bike).

[Kiriyama]

Dbzruler is pretty good at freerunning tbh.

 

 

 

Freerunning is more for show than anything.

 

 

 

Parkour is more about getting from point A to B in the quickest and therefore most effiecient way possible.

[ProtoGuy]

Well, talk to him lol, I tend to have a bad habit of using those interchangeably; he says parkour, heck he has a sub forum in our site just for parkour/free running.

[Seraphi]

 

Also, Da latios suggested using a halberd as a weapon, I actually like this idea, since you can get enough power behind the blade to take a zombies head or torso off instantly, though there is some worry of carrying it around.

 

Problem is weight. If you miss, it can take a long time to swing again, or, depending on how heavy it is, it could completly knock you off balance.

 

How does one miss a shambling corpse moving at 2mph?

[Lenin64]

What if a zombie reanimated while wearing one of those radiation suits? Or some kind of heavy head covering? That would be a human race [bleep] to the face.

 

they'd still walk really slowly. And moan. Do zombies moan?

[EdgedThesis]

What if a zombie reanimated while wearing one of those radiation suits? Or some kind of heavy head covering? That would be a human race [bleep] to the face.

 

they'd still walk really slowly. And moan. Do zombies moan?

 

They moan, but what do we have that can pierce heavy armor like that?

 

 

 

Okay, I'm not going to say it.

 

 

 

Just heavily imply it.

 

 

 

Come on, that was just screaming for me to respond.

[Lenin64]

What if a zombie reanimated while wearing one of those radiation suits? Or some kind of heavy head covering? That would be a human race [bleep] to the face.

 

they'd still walk really slowly. And moan. Do zombies moan?

 

They moan, but what do we have that can pierce heavy armor like that?

 

I'm guessing you don't mean a biohazard suit when you say radiation suit. But if we can't get to them, they can't get to us, right? So no real threat there, unless it does zombie recon and reports our location or something.

[Sir_Redhead]

 

Also, Da latios suggested using a halberd as a weapon, I actually like this idea, since you can get enough power behind the blade to take a zombies head or torso off instantly, though there is some worry of carrying it around.

 

Problem is weight. If you miss, it can take a long time to swing again, or, depending on how heavy it is, it could completly knock you off balance.

 

How does one miss a shambling corpse moving at 2mph?

 

 

 

Misjudgement of weight, speed, and distance? Many things can cause you to miss. Plus, what would you do if when you struck it's head, and it sticks into it's skull, but won't come out? You'll be thinking "damn, I wish I had picked up that handgun off the ground, instead of this Halberd"

[Lenin64]

 

Also, Da latios suggested using a halberd as a weapon, I actually like this idea, since you can get enough power behind the blade to take a zombies head or torso off instantly, though there is some worry of carrying it around.

 

Problem is weight. If you miss, it can take a long time to swing again, or, depending on how heavy it is, it could completly knock you off balance.

 

How does one miss a shambling corpse moving at 2mph?

 

 

 

Misjudgement of weight, speed, and distance? Many things can cause you to miss. Plus, what would you do if when you struck it's head, and it sticks into it's skull, but won't come out? You'll be thinking "damn, I wish I had picked up that handgun off the ground, instead of this Halberd"

 

Apocalypse version of medieval flail, that's what you'd do.

[Seraphi]

 

Also, Da latios suggested using a halberd as a weapon, I actually like this idea, since you can get enough power behind the blade to take a zombies head or torso off instantly, though there is some worry of carrying it around.

 

Problem is weight. If you miss, it can take a long time to swing again, or, depending on how heavy it is, it could completly knock you off balance.

 

How does one miss a shambling corpse moving at 2mph?

 

 

 

Misjudgement of weight, speed, and distance? Many things can cause you to miss. Plus, what would you do if when you struck it's head, and it sticks into it's skull, but won't come out? You'll be thinking "damn, I wish I had picked up that handgun off the ground, instead of this Halberd"

 

Take a handgun too.

 

Halberds don't use ammo, good for taking out one or two zombies, if there is like 3+, use guns.

[Wisp]

A halberd is around 6 feet long. Do you honestly think you could be running around, carrying a 6 foot, solid steel pole with a blade at the top without being slowed down? You wouldn't be able to crouch easily, it would be taller than some of you. It's stupid. Just use a gun.

 

EDIT: How the hell did I spell use "using"?

[Skeptical]

I AM PREPARED!

 

 

 

(Do you know how many hours I have spent on COD WAW Nazi Zombies???)

[Kiriyama]

I AM PREPARED!

 

 

 

(Do you know how many hours I have spent on COD WAW Nazi Zombies???)

 

 

 

Theres no gun chests irl.

 

 

 

You'd be screwed stuck in a house with zombies everywhere. And don't you get screwed in the end of that anyway?

[acenator]

Yeah because the army is going to leave them lying around while being attacked by millions of rabid people.

 

Even so, you should at least check to see if you could get one. Naval ships are nuclear powered, have enough food on board to feed hundreds of people for months, and would be unreachable for zombies once out at sea.

 

 

 

Personally, I'd say have the main option be a base on land, but also be sure to check to see if you can find a working naval ship during/after the initial attack.

 

 

 

The only problems with a naval ship is that you'd have to clear it of zombies and you would eventually have to come back to land for food (in which case building farms and ranches on a deserted island(s) could be used as a (ralatively) safe way to get food).

[Lenin64]

Yeah because the army is going to leave them lying around while being attacked by millions of rabid people.

 

Even so, you should at least check to see if you could get one. Naval ships are nuclear powered, have enough food on board to feed hundreds of people for months, and would be unreachable for zombies once out at sea.

 

 

 

Personally, I'd say have the main option be a base on land, but also be sure to check to see if you can find a working naval ship during/after the initial attack.

 

 

 

The only problems with a naval ship is that you'd have to clear it of zombies and you would eventually have to come back to land for food (in which case building farms and ranches on a deserted island(s) could be used as a (ralatively) safe way to get food).

 

And have someone that knows what to do with a nuclear reactor. Lucky for you guys, that's the field I want to go into.

[ember3579]

Yeah because the army is going to leave them lying around while being attacked by millions of rabid people.

 

Even so, you should at least check to see if you could get one. Naval ships are nuclear powered, have enough food on board to feed hundreds of people for months, and would be unreachable for zombies once out at sea.

 

 

 

Personally, I'd say have the main option be a base on land, but also be sure to check to see if you can find a working naval ship during/after the initial attack.

 

 

 

The only problems with a naval ship is that you'd have to clear it of zombies and you would eventually have to come back to land for food (in which case building farms and ranches on a deserted island(s) could be used as a (ralatively) safe way to get food).

 

And have someone that knows what to do with a nuclear reactor. Lucky for you guys, that's the field I want to go into.

 

 

 

I don't know if I'm impressed or horrified. Probably both. Meh, it could be useful. Don't touch the big red button, okay? ^_^;;

[Sir_Redhead]

Yeah because the army is going to leave them lying around while being attacked by millions of rabid people.

 

Even so, you should at least check to see if you could get one. Naval ships are nuclear powered, have enough food on board to feed hundreds of people for months, and would be unreachable for zombies once out at sea.

 

 

 

Personally, I'd say have the main option be a base on land, but also be sure to check to see if you can find a working naval ship during/after the initial attack.

 

 

 

The only problems with a naval ship is that you'd have to clear it of zombies and you would eventually have to come back to land for food (in which case building farms and ranches on a deserted island(s) could be used as a (ralatively) safe way to get food).

 

And have someone that knows what to do with a nuclear reactor. Lucky for you guys, that's the field I want to go into.

 

 

 

I don't know if I'm impressed or horrified. Probably both. Meh, it could be useful. Don't touch the big red button, okay? ^_^;;

 

 

 

Both, he may know what he is doing, but if a meltdown occurs... :ohnoes:

[Seraphi]

Yeah because the army is going to leave them lying around while being attacked by millions of rabid people.

 

Even so, you should at least check to see if you could get one. Naval ships are nuclear powered, have enough food on board to feed hundreds of people for months, and would be unreachable for zombies once out at sea.

 

 

 

Personally, I'd say have the main option be a base on land, but also be sure to check to see if you can find a working naval ship during/after the initial attack.

 

 

 

The only problems with a naval ship is that you'd have to clear it of zombies and you would eventually have to come back to land for food (in which case building farms and ranches on a deserted island(s) could be used as a (ralatively) safe way to get food).

 

And have someone that knows what to do with a nuclear reactor. Lucky for you guys, that's the field I want to go into.

 

 

 

I don't know if I'm impressed or horrified. Probably both. Meh, it could be useful. Don't touch the big red button, okay? ^_^;;

 

 

 

Both, he may know what he is doing, but if a meltdown occurs... :ohnoes:

 

We all get owned by asplosion, K?

[Seraphi]

Just had an idea, why not use a supertanker? Yes, it'd be difficult to get hold of, but it can hold an insane amount of supplies,

 

and due to the massive size of the deck, solar/wind power could be obtained from on top of the deck.

 

Water fliteration systems to make seawater drinkable?

 

I would think that if the space were used correctly, it could support a good 50-100 people for about a year?

 

think about it, a customised supertanker that is basically a floating village.

 

Good idea?

[Lenin64]

Just had an idea, why not use a supertanker? Yes, it'd be difficult to get hold of, but it can hold an insane amount of supplies,

 

and due to the massive size of the deck, solar/wind power could be obtained from on top of the deck.

 

Water fliteration systems to make seawater drinkable?

 

I would think that if the space were used correctly, it could support a good 50-100 people for about a year?

 

think about it, a customised supertanker that is basically a floating village.

 

Good idea?

 

I have said this so many bloody times. Ok, maybe only three, but I know I said it again recently.