I lost 3 rune scimmies in one day, i went pkin and had no idea what the skull was...thought it was to show who was "cool"

Way back in late 06 when I was like lvl 13, I saved up for a Mith scimmy.. some how I get enough money for a mith B axe some guy offered me 5k for it, but pulled it away really fast and I was scammed..

 

 

 

I sent a childish rant to jagex and said:

 

 

 

"Im soo mad i want my mith b axe back, a guy by the name of yueling or somthing scammed me! give it back!"

 

 

 

I got an automated response :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Got muted 2 months later for naming a site

My favorite noob moment was when i first started. Me and my friend were both about vl 30 and were training in Barbarian Village. Some guy died right in front of us and he picked up 20k. We split it 10k each. That was so amazing to us back then :D

Spending 20 minutes on tutorial island trying to figure out why I wasn't moving when I pressed the arrow keys. :oops:

 

 

 

Dying within a minute of getting off tutorial island to a level 2 woman.

 

 

 

Going into the valcano on Karamja and dying because I couldn't find the way out.

 

 

 

Not knowing what a bank was, so I lost all my stuff every time I died.

 

 

 

Thinking I was really rich when my friend gave me a mith sword.

 

 

 

Thinking my friend was the richest person ever because he had 40k.

 

 

 

Trying to kill lesser deamons at level 30.

 

 

 

Wondering why people called me a noob for wearing full mith at level 65.

 

 

 

I think I win the biggest noob award :anxious:

I once thought that EVERYTHING, was a player. After killing tons of goblins I thought I was a master PKer :wall:

I once thought that EVERYTHING, was a player. After killing tons of goblins I thought I was a master PKer :wall:

 

 

 

I thought the same ting about level 2 men and women :oops:

i would hang around the unicorns and bears by varrock cause noobs would attack them and die :boohoo:

When I started Mining and Smithing, I mined in Varrock, went down to Al Kharid, went through the gate, smelted at Lumby, went back through the gate, then up to Varrock to smith. Not only did I not know about the furnace in Al Kharid, I didn't know about the road that went right from Lumby to Varrock :wall:. 20 gp a trip was quite a lot for me then.

 

 

 

Then later on when I could smith Steel, I made Short Swords and sold at Varrock until I had enough to buy a Rune Pick. Getting the Rune Pick was pretty cool, but I didn't know at the time that Steel Bars were 500-600 ea. I only got about 150 for each Sword I sold #-o.

my best memory was on my first day of playing a guy walked up to me and gave me full iron armor and a iron 2h he was also my first friend

Spending 20 minutes on tutorial island trying to figure out why I wasn't moving when I pressed the arrow keys. :anxious:

 

you think thats bad, i didnt learn how to talk till i was a level 35. i thought i had to click somewhere. it never occured to me to just type. nice friend showed me how one day. haven't stopped talking since \

I used to wear a rune long without a shield in rsc because it looked like an r2h, which i was too poor to own at the time :P

Way back when my friend and I were both n00bs...

 

 

 

He started a little earlier than me so I respected his Judgment.

 

 

 

And I knew him in rl, so it was an honest mistake.

 

 

 

Friend:mine 500 coal, and I"ll trade you this item, I think it's good

 

 

 

Me:ok

 

 

 

*mines 500 coal*

 

 

 

me:so where's this uber-l33t weapon(didn't use those words exactly)?

 

Friend:here, *trades*

 

 

 

I got a mith scimitar.

 

 

 

I couldn't wield it.

 

 

 

I WIN!!

 

 

 

I am teh n00bzors

 

 

 

-reck

I remember being level 22 with a mith pic and attacking a swarm. Now that is lost.

 

 

 

I remember being a new member and meeting a player and doing heros quest with him. He's quiting in a week. I knew him since I was lvl 50.

who can forget having to pick bananas to get back to the main land :evil:

 

or how about me not know karajma had a general store, and traveling to port sarim to sell my fish. come on man..... :boohoo:

One of the more funny noob moments was when I was not more then 2 weeks into playing around lvl 15 or so, I went into the varrock sewers with my friends. We were all around the same levels so it was a big adventure trying to get past the zombies, scorpions and skeletons in there. Eventually I tried to fight off a skeleton. The skeleoton won. So I ran back and pretty sure I got my items.

 

 

 

Another time I was exploring around the tree gnome stronghold. I had just fond out about runehq and was killing hill giants when "OMG!" "THEY CAN DROP D SPEARS!!" I told someone and they told me that they'd been there for a couple of days without one. Boy I had no idea how rare they were.

 

 

 

Some quickie noob moments:

 

 

 

1. Went into wild to mage this noob who told me he could own me. I own him then stupidly stay to fight the ranger that attacks me.

 

2. I was wondering if there was a quicker way to catherby from taverly so I tried using a rock hammer on the rocks by the beach. Was so mad I wasted 5k.

 

3. Telling myself I would never use charters because 1.5k was so much.

forget "noobs say the funniest things", this is great. all my old memories coming back and laughing at others. cant beat it

when i was a noob i thought i knew everything, i saw a member with a dragon med helm and thought that you could smith them with minable dragonbones in deep wildy :lol:

When I was a noob, whenever I got something good (etc. Rune Baxe)

 

I'd put it in my inventory and stare at it for minutes

 

 

 

Same goes for arrows and runes, whenever I've obtain over 1k of em, and Im using em, I'd constantly look to see the amount decreasing.

 

 

 

But that was a long time ago :-w

Trying to kill lesser deamons at level 30.

 

 

 

Shouldn't be too hard, I killed one at level 37.

I remembered one incident that got me so fudging mad.

 

My friend had given me a guthix platebody for my birthday and I was so happy cuz I was rich.

 

Without checking the price, I kept trying to sell it.

 

When a guy traded, I was afraid that he might decline so I priced it 200k.

 

He put 200k and we traded. I was so happy then

 

 

 

But until I realized the price

It took me 3 accounts to get going; The first died in Draynor Manor, those darn trees! The second to a giant rat next to Varrock's East mine. I didn't know how to get the items that I had lost back so I just started again :)

 

oh hehe yea i had 2 accoutns to get me going too.. one i died at draynor so i gave up, the other one i was scammed XD

Lol I love this thread. :XD:

 

 

 

I remember not knowing how to train strength or defence. I was like 20 cb with 50-something attack before I realised..

 

 

 

When I was level 30 I got the zombie mask and I was so happppy. Ahh how I wish I could relive those moments.. :(

Oh, I remember loads of other topics like this one. Cba to post on all 6 what I remember from being noob but just to make you happy. I remember discovering fallador after living months in Varrock without knowing other cities.

like so many others i got myself stuck on "pk" already from the first day of playing this char :P

When I FIRST started playing I gave someone a few GP and he said "Ty" and I said that's not my name..

 

 

 

He laughed at me. :cry: