Errdoth Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Hmmmm, If wine is on average 12% and represents Jesus's blood, then what would 40% Vodka represent? :-k My blood. Stronger than Jesus'. Jesus is mad. Who are we to know which way the lightning is going? :shock: Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 You Candians should seriously milk that beaver thing. And sell it on the market. Americans would pay big bucks for authentic Canadian beaver milk. And the Russians and vodka stereotype is rather true. My history teacher was in Russia on some business trip or something, I forget, but he was in a Russian school and the headmaster pulled out a bottle of vodka and offered him a drink. Not sure how much more authentic that can get, unless they drink it in church, too :lol: One of the few cliches that's actually very accurate... Yes, Vodka is everywhere, especially when it comes to people over 40 years of age. Yes, they do drink even in churches. Been exposed to russian culture pretty much since I was a kid, russians can really be pretty intense drunkards sometimes (fine people otherwise) :lol: Can't blame them though, most russians still have it pretty bad in life (was way worse about 10-15 years ago though), plus the climate isn't very forgiving anywhere north of St. Petersburg.. Moscow isn't the pretty snowy wonderland the tourist pictures let you imagine either. It's ok during the summer but after autumn it's a freezing hellhole, and many average apartments don't even have warm water/heating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 One of the few cliches that's actually very accurate... Yes, Vodka is everywhere, especially when it comes to people over 40 years of age. Yes, they do drink even in churches. Forget being 40.. I'm making Canada my next vacation spot! Sweet vodka, here I come! :thumbsup: Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel_Kazul Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Ha, country stereotypes are funny. Canada: Oil, maple syrup, beavers, Eskimos, endless forests. We've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and water. -Arrogant Worms :lol: Canada: moose-mounted beaver launcher, coated in maple syrup You forgot the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (aka "Mounties"), endless winters and our special defense weapon the Chicken Cannon. :thumbsup: Note: Today Canada is 141 yrs old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Sorry to break it to you, but I just came back from Sweden the day before yesterday and there wasn't a single nude girl in sight. :( I'm sure Dragoonson will be able to take care of that. We all know Swedish girls are daaamn good-looking, as is Dragoonson. Corrected your error Singaporean stereotypes: All Chinese are Native from China.Wrong,my family line leads to Malaysia,and hints of America.And my brother-in-law is Canadian ^.^ We all have sh-- English.No dice,dude,I'm good at English,and can suck at it if I wish.That is to say,jokingly wrong. We're all rude.Well I'm rude to my friends,but they're dumb enough to not know,and I'm generally polite to anyone who isn't rude to others. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Yay! I think Canadian Idiot by Weird Al will clear up any confusions you have about Canadian stereotypes.(not so much with American Idiot... the song's just slightly strange) I live in Michigan so our stereotypes probably are... well most of it's a pit, so we'll start there. the Yoopers (is that how you spell it?) had a bumper sticker campaign once that said "Say Ya to Da U.P. eh!" and I love it to pieces... I guess MI doesn't have that many stereotypes except for in DETRIOT... where they have to shoot a bunch of people and have a mayor who's an idiot and should have resigned. sig by Soa.....tip.it times.....art & mediadeviantart/flickr/last.fm/steam/twitter/tumblr/youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Hmmmm, If wine is on average 12% and represents Jesus's blood, then what would 40% Vodka represent? :-k My blood. Stronger than Jesus'. Siggied :thumbsup: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Canadians really do have monopoly money, eh? (Teehee, I said eh. I'm one of you!) catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Canadians really do have monopoly money, eh? (Teehee, I said eh. I'm one of you!) Aboot there... so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 The whole "Shrimp on a Barb-e" thing in australia is mostly lies. man invented the microwave for a reason. and to go off-topic in an off-topic thread, i get sterotyped as your nerdy A+ student. boy are they waay off! (epic fail for half yearly exams for me) Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFINTEBAJAN2 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 yo i stereotype old fat black ladies as mammies.black men work two jobs.all indians work in engineering.moose mated with beavers and created canadians.all russians blood contains 40% vodka and if your not a jock your a nerd the mods are riding my ass for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 all russians blood contains 40% vodka It's actually 43.28%, if you want to get technical. Give or take 2%. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 They say that we,Dutch guys:Walk around in wooden shoes wearing old clothes {klederdracht") still milk cows by hand... silly americans #-o (or as we say:Stelletje stomme amerikanen #-o ) 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millard Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 They say that we,Dutch guys:Walk around in wooden shoes wearing old clothes {klederdracht") still milk cows by hand... silly americans #-o (or as we say:Stelletje stomme amerikanen #-o ) Tbh i don't think many people think that dutch people are like that anymore, i've always thought of them as crazy weed smoking people who don't give a [cabbage] about anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Ha, country stereotypes are funny. Canada: Oil, maple syrup, beavers, Eskimos, endless forests. We've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and water. -Arrogant Worms :lol: Canada: moose-mounted beaver launcher, coated in maple syrup You forgot the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (aka "Mounties"), endless winters and our special defense weapon the Chicken Cannon. :thumbsup: Note: Today Canada is 141 yrs old. 232 years old for America :thumbsup: We're older, so we win! (that's another American stereotype, making everything seem like a success or win no matter how insignificant) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 They say that we,Dutch guys:Walk around in wooden shoes wearing old clothes {klederdracht") still milk cows by hand... silly americans #-o (or as we say:Stelletje stomme amerikanen #-o ) Tbh i don't think many people think that dutch people are like that anymore, i've always thought of them as crazy weed smoking people who don't give a [cabbage] about anything. I didn't realize the Dutch had sterotypes. What do the Finnish have? Ski everywhere? :-k Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 ^They have NightWish and CoB!Nah,they have Vikings. I always thought the Dutch were similar to Goldmember,but less exagerrated.Alcohol and sausages? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 We,holland,are the smallest of the world,but we hve a reputation of fair trading since....1400 or something : 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcfc Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 England: Scones and tea (even though I never have scones :P) Oh, and drive by arguments. pzOBlPKZjxE Thanks everybody for the sigs | 3,956 to 99 fishing | King of BsK 18/09/08 - 18/10/08Chelsea Supporter | CD Supporter | AfterShock MemberXbox LIVE Gamertag: Cotton TradersNow what the hell are you waitin' for? After me, there shall be no more, so for one last time, make some noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 The whole "Shrimp on a Barb-e" thing in australia is mostly lies. man invented the microwave for a reason. and to go off-topic in an off-topic thread, i get sterotyped as your nerdy A+ student. boy are they waay off! (epic fail for half yearly exams for me) man, you are like the closest TIFer to me I live like 30 mins away from Newcastle :XD: OT: I've seen many steteotypical pics of ozzies out drinking everyone else, probably true, what with the government spends on getting people to NOT drink Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 ^Stereotypical Ozzies eat bat-heads... so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Hmm, for the most part I think Canadian stereotypes are true :lol: 1) I love maple syrup. 2) Most people here drink beer. 3) There's a house in Toronto that always has a moose on top of it (a fake one, don't get any ideas) 4) At my cottage I eat at a restaurant who's mascot is a beaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Ha, country stereotypes are funny. Canada: Oil, maple syrup, beavers, Eskimos, endless forests. We've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and water. -Arrogant Worms :lol: Canada: moose-mounted beaver launcher, coated in maple syrup You forgot the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (aka "Mounties"), endless winters and our special defense weapon the Chicken Cannon. :thumbsup: Note: Today Canada is 141 yrs old. 232 years old for America :thumbsup: We're older, so we win! (that's another American stereotype, making everything seem like a success or win no matter how insignificant)holland is like 800 years old :lol: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deiophobus Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Lenin, Finnish stereotypes are that they're all extremely quiet, very unsocial, and dislike anyone different from them. From what I've seen, the first is true for a lot of people. And the Finns weren't vikings silly. Whoever said Holland did fair trading from 1400 is wrong, Holland was a very big contributor to the slave trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoffman44 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Canada: moose-mounted beaver launcher, coated in maple syrup You forgot the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (aka "Mounties"), endless winters and our special defense weapon the Chicken Cannon. :thumbsup: Note: Today Canada is 141 yrs old. 232 years old for America :thumbsup: We're older, so we win! Quebec City is 400 years old! We Win! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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