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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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I think you could say it is kind of symbolic about how that word has been overused in English and in popular culture and how it has thus reached the everyday language in another languages aswell.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I wouldn't say it is overused per se. Rape usually means one thing, being forced to have sexual congress against your will. Having a girl tie your hands or w/e is not rape.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

But it is what we call "reip" in here. We have no words for femdom or whatever.

 

Anyways, we are completely off the topic here.

 

As I mentioned a few posts ago, that girl told me what my main problem was. I am or appear overtly self-confident, maybe even extremely and to a fault so, yet when it came to anything regarding her or other girls I was as ambiguous and incomprehensible as a rock. She said that nearly all girls want the guys to take action and take the first steps. After she said that, I did do them, and learnt a LOT.

 

She also said she knows quite a few girls who fancy me. Which wasn't really a surprise actually, yet I don't like those that I have recognized.

 

But god damn, she even liked scratching me really uneven but soft beard!

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Welcome to what it's like experiencing girls that like you?

 

It's pretty great as you can tell. And yes, being the initiator as a male is kind of mandatory. Sorry not sorry.

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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

But how do I know if she even wants anything?

 

I'd never want to do anything to a girl if she didn't want it.

I've been taught at least that from my mom.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Typically self-confidence and making the first move go hand in hand. You'll get the hang of it.

You make a move. If she doesn't want you, she'll stop you. If she wants you, she won't stop you (though she still might give you token resistance).

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Its a matter of interpretation of body language. Practice makes perfect.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Im sorry, ladies. Im taken :)

No ladies here anyway, we scared them all off.

Luck be a Lady

We sure did :/

 

(Except Maddie, she's cool)

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

I should probably say Hi to Maddie when I see her IRL, we go to the same uni x)

Luck be a Lady

I would. I wish more of you folk were local sometimes

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Went on a spontaneous Tinder date tonight. She's probably the hottest girl I've ever been on a date with (she's a Hooters girl and a model).

 

On Tinder...

 

Me: You look like trouble

Her: I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing

Me: Haha. What would you say your best quality is that doesn't have anything to do with your looks?

Her: My sarcasm ha

Me: Hah nice. How was your new years?

Her: Boring and relaxing ha

Me: Cool. Which do you think is better-- drinks or coffee?

Her: Coffee. You?

Me: Ditto. Let's meet up for coffee sometime. I'm free on Wednesday and Thursday after 6. If you're up for it, my number's xxxxxx

Her: Okay

 

She never texted me or anything so I assumed she wasn't interested. That Tinder conversation was two nights ago, though, and then out of the blue tonight I got a random text from a new phone number

 

Her: Hey it's rach, how are you?

Me: Doing well. What are you up to tonight?

Her: I just got out of an interview. Grabbing food. What about you?

Me: Just robbed a bank and went skydiving... nothing too exciting. :) Are you free to meet up for coffee in about 45 min?

Her: Sure! And Jealous! I've never gone skydiving. Where you wanna meet?

Me: There's a really fancy coffee shop called starbucks near xxxx. I'll meet you there at 9.

Her: Oh really? Never heard of it but I'm sure it's lovely.

Me: It's exquisite.

Her: Great.

 

So it was pretty much a textbook close. Minor chit chat, and then pitching the meet ASAP to figure out whether or not she's interested. She was interested, so I struck while the iron was hot and pitched the meet tonight since we were both free and if she agrees to meet on the same night, she's practically guaranteed not to flake.

 

Unfortunately though the date was probably one of the worst I've ever been on hahaha. She was like the opposite of fun :lol: She hardly ever laughed or cracked a smile or had anything pleasant or interesting to say. I felt kind of sorry for her though. I got her talking about her sex life briefly, and the only time I saw her crack a smile was when I was like, "So your last two boyfriends never made you [bleep] then, huh?" She laughed out loud and was like, "NOPE!" She also lamented about her insomnia and how she can't seem to fall asleep. She really just needs to get laid I think. Unfortunately I don't think I'll be the one to cure her of her insomnia :P Oh well, on to the next girl...

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In OT on general, and posting here once I can think of we have Randox. Along with that Hawk is around somewhere.

Not quite Canada. But definitely near the border, the UP is 'basically' Canada.

Forget what I said about practising opening bras. Pretty much simplest thing ever.

 

My lips hurt.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

Luck be a Lady

I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

 

 

The one in your mouth or the one on your [rooster]?

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

 

I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

 

 

The one in your mouth or the one on your [rooster]?

 

The [rooster]. I'd be even more amused if he tore his mouth one through sexual activities.

Luck be a Lady

CH

 

 

 

I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

 

 

The one in your mouth or the one on your [rooster]?

 

The [rooster]. I'd be even more amused if he tore his mouth one through sexual activities.

 

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.

I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

Please never use these words in that order to form a sentence again. I cringe in pain just thinking about it

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

It sounds like this guy I know who got a Jacob's ladder. He was talking about how he tore it open during sex on more than one occasion.... I don't even know what possesses a person to do that kind of stuff.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

I'm not familiar with what a Jacobs Ladder is precisely but if it's anything like a Prince Albert - gross.

 

Some things are better left unpierced/unmodded

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

It isn't like that at all, but that looks painful too...... How would you even like take a piss without getting piss all over yourself?

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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