"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

[Lenticular_J]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 2012 is the biggest [rooster]-block movie ever. Crappy acting, crappy story, awesome special effects. Everything anybody who cares about movies - and women - hate! It's basically a porno of CGI destruction.

 

Only it sucks.

 

Movies aren't a good idea for first dates, either. Although honestly I wouldn't recommend them for dates for most people because IT SUCKS.

[BlindBaker]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 2012 is the biggest [rooster]-block movie ever. Crappy acting, crappy story, awesome special effects. Everything anybody who cares about movies - and women - hate! It's basically a porno of CGI destruction.

 

Only it sucks.

 

Movies aren't a good idea for first dates, either. Although honestly I wouldn't recommend them for dates for most people because IT SUCKS.

 

Nothing else to do in this town. Can't walk around without getting mugged or offered some drug or another. There's a roller-blading place, but I'm not sure I have any. What would you suggest?

[Lenticular_J]

There are plenty of things. Have a picnic, even. But I must forcibly screech against movies. They go against everything holy.

 

I'm sure the roller-blading place will rent you some. That would actually be a fantastic idea. Fun, active, cheap. And if she doesn't know how, she'll hold onto you the entire time. FLAWLESS!

[BlindBaker]

There are plenty of things. Have a picnic, even. But I must forcibly screech against movies. They go against everything holy.

 

I'm sure the roller-blading place will rent you some. That would actually be a fantastic idea. Fun, active, cheap. And if she doesn't know how, she'll hold onto you the entire time. FLAWLESS!

 

They also have couple skating. ;)

 

I've actually been there with her before. I think it was... fourth grade? Back when you would just invite your entire class to your birthday party, always at this skating place. I don't think I've been there since then, though. Might fall several... hundred times. Ah well. I guess I'll see.

 

Now that I know what we'll do, any ideas as to how to get her to go in the first place? Just "Hey let's go to the skating place this Friday?" Or should I be more creative?

[Lenticular_J]

"You know, I think you're cool enough to hang out with me. Come hang out at the skating place Friday, there'll probably be a few people there. But, more importantly, me. And you."

 

Even if there won't be a few people there. It'll work bro. Bro, it'll work. And if it doesn't - gftog.

[RpgGamer]

gftog.

 

 

I think I will :D

Aparently the freshman girls this year are REALLY into bowling resulting in an explosion in the roster. New market? [bleep] YES!

[BlindBaker]

gftog.

 

 

I think I will :D

Aparently the freshman girls this year are REALLY into bowling resulting in an explosion in the roster. New market? [bleep] YES!

 

Bowling's in this town too. That'd be kinda fun. But it doesn't have couple-skating, plus I don't want to embarrass myself with my CONSTANT FREAKING GUTTERBALLS AAARGH

 

"You know, I think you're cool enough to hang out with me. Come hang out at the skating place Friday, there'll probably be a few people there. But, more importantly, me. And you."

 

Even if there won't be a few people there. It'll work bro. Bro, it'll work. And if it doesn't - gftog.

I might use something like that, but change it up to match her more. I swear this girl is not freaking normal. In a good way, I guess. A little too nice, though. Meh.

 

I think I have an idea I got from some site one time. Get her to disagree with me on something, pretend (jokingly) to be disappointed, and when she starts apologizing (going with the joke), just say something like "You can apologize this Friday at the skating place" or "I forgive you, if you come skating with me on Friday." I don't think the site said that exact strategy, but it sounds good to me. What do you think?

[Amaranth_GTO]

gftog.

 

 

I think I will :D

Aparently the freshman girls this year are REALLY into bowling resulting in an explosion in the roster. New market? [bleep] YES!

 

Bowling's in this town too. That'd be kinda fun. But it doesn't have couple-skating, plus I don't want to embarrass myself with my CONSTANT FREAKING GUTTERBALLS AAARGH

That's why they make the bumper things :P

But yeah, roller blading is probably a better idea than bowling. So do that.

[BlindBaker]

gftog.

 

 

I think I will :D

Aparently the freshman girls this year are REALLY into bowling resulting in an explosion in the roster. New market? [bleep] YES!

 

Bowling's in this town too. That'd be kinda fun. But it doesn't have couple-skating, plus I don't want to embarrass myself with my CONSTANT FREAKING GUTTERBALLS AAARGH

That's why they make the bumper things :P

If you're over the age of seven and are seen bowling with bumpers, you will be shunned for the rest of eternity in my town. Not really, but it's embarrassing.

 

Off topic: Aren't you that guy I talked to on Omegle?

[RpgGamer]

intentional bad movie > Roller Blading = Ice Skating > resteraunt of choice> Bowling > action movie

 

hmm...maybe we should make a flowchart. :lol:

[BlindBaker]

intentional bad movie > Roller Blading = Ice Skating > resteraunt of choice> Bowling > action movie

 

hmm...maybe we should make a flowchart. :lol:

 

That'd be one hell of a flow chart. Especially since every girl is annoyingly different.

[Wisp]

intentional bad movie > Roller Blading = Ice Skating > resteraunt of choice> Bowling > action movie

 

hmm...maybe we should make a flowchart. :lol:

 

That'd be one hell of a flow chart. Especially since every girl is annoyingly different.

Don't even get me started on guys.

[deathdrow]

intentional bad movie > Roller Blading = Ice Skating > resteraunt of choice> Bowling > action movie

 

hmm...maybe we should make a flowchart. :lol:

 

That'd be one hell of a flow chart. Especially since every girl is annoyingly different.

Don't even get me started on guys.

DONT EVEN GET HER STARTED ON GUYS, YOU GUYS. YOU DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW GUYS.

[Wisp]

intentional bad movie > Roller Blading = Ice Skating > resteraunt of choice> Bowling > action movie

 

hmm...maybe we should make a flowchart. :lol:

 

That'd be one hell of a flow chart. Especially since every girl is annoyingly different.

Don't even get me started on guys.

DONT EVEN GET HER STARTED ON GUYS, YOU GUYS. YOU DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW GUYS.

 

I wasn't really being serious by the way, it's just kinda annoying when people act like girls are so confusing, but then think they/boys aren't.

[RpgGamer]

I'll admit. Some guys out there are down right confusing. I'd say stereotypically we're pretty understand, but yes, the deeper of us are a bit more complicated than sex=good.

[Iamdan]

I'll admit. Some guys out there are down right confusing. I'd say stereotypically we're pretty understand, but yes, the deeper of us are a bit more complicated than sex=good.

 

 

Definitely. We also enjoy beer.

[BlindBaker]

I think I have an idea I got from some site one time. Get her to disagree with me on something, pretend (jokingly) to be disappointed, and when she starts apologizing (going with the joke), just say something like "You can apologize this Friday at the skating place" or "I forgive you, if you come skating with me on Friday." I don't think the site said that exact strategy, but it sounds good to me. What do you think?

No updates on the situation, I was just wondering what you guys think of this.

[Iamdan]

I don't like it. It's basically saying she's doing you a favor by going out with you. Even if it is the case, don't let her think that.

[BlindBaker]

I don't like it. It's basically saying she's doing you a favor by going out with you. Even if it is the case, don't let her think that.

I don't think it's like that. The point is to disappoint her, then give her a chance to be friendly again. So you're doing HER a favor.

[Iamdan]

Her 'chance to make up for it' is going out with you. Use it if you want, I'm just saying it sounds pretty needy to me and much better ways have been suggested.

[BlindBaker]

Her 'chance to make up for it' is going out with you. Use it if you want, I'm just saying it sounds pretty needy to me and much better ways have been suggested.

I guess it's the way you say it that would do it. Hard to explain.

 

Meh. I'm new at this. :ohnoes:

[Iamdan]

"You know, I think you're cool enough to hang out with me. Come hang out at the skating place Friday, there'll probably be a few people there. But, more importantly, me. And you."

 

Even if there won't be a few people there. It'll work bro. Bro, it'll work. And if it doesn't - gftog.

^

[tripsis]

I don't like it. It's basically saying she's doing you a favor by going out with you. Even if it is the case, don't let her think that.

As a girl, I prefer what Blindbaker49 said over "You know, I think you're cool enough to hang out with me....." That just comes off as arrogant :-? (Like "I'm cool and I guess you're good enough for me")

[BlindBaker]

That just comes off as arrogant :-?

That's sort of the point.

[Iamdan]

Over the years I've found it's best not to take attraction advice from girls. They are good at the relationship stuff but when it comes to the initial attraction, from what I've seen they say something but respond to something different. I mean sure, a nice guy sounds good, but when you have a wussbag that you aren't attracted to being all needy I'm sure it would be a completely different story.

 

I mean a girl has experience with things like relationships, and all kinds of skills guys don't. Attracting other girls - not so much. (usually)

 

I'm sure I'm not the only guy here who has had a deep and meaningful with a girl that has ljbf'd him that went something like 'I'm sick of jerks, I want a nice guy like you." and then went off and found a new jerk boyfriend.