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So.. can girls be friend zoned? (Just curious)

Duh? Just because everyone here's a guy with girl problems doesn't mean that if girls were here they wouldn't have the same problems (but... I see where you're coming from. Girls getting "friend zoned" problem happen less because society dictates that the male make the approach).

 

Nuh its cause I always see vids of guys getting friend zoned and I've never thought of guys having their own friend zone.


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So.. can girls be friend zoned? (Just curious)

Duh? Just because everyone here's a guy with girl problems doesn't mean that if girls were here they wouldn't have the same problems (but... I see where you're coming from. Girls getting "friend zoned" problem happen less because society dictates that the male make the approach).

 

Nuh its cause I always see vids of guys getting friend zoned and I've never thought of guys having their own friend zone.

 

my friend zone is basically 'cool but not hot,' it's probably the same for other guys

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Yeah, my friend zone is something like dan's. Either smart but not cute or cute but not smart.

My standards are way too high. >_>


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Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

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Yeah, my friend zone is something like dan's. Either smart but not cute or cute but not smart.

My standards are way too high. >_>

 

The joys of having lowish standards. Kinda. They dont really have to be cute, although we all wish "the one" is cute by our standards, as long as they can connect with me one multiple levels (given my personality its rather easy to do)

 

But liking Michael Buble is a plus (lol)


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So.. can girls be friend zoned? (Just curious)

Duh? Just because everyone here's a guy with girl problems doesn't mean that if girls were here they wouldn't have the same problems (but... I see where you're coming from. Girls getting "friend zoned" problem happen less because society dictates that the male make the approach).

 

Nuh its cause I always see vids of guys getting friend zoned and I've never thought of guys having their own friend zone.

 

my friend zone is basically 'cool but not hot,' it's probably the same for other guys

 

Yeah, that's pretty much my standard for the friend zone. If the girl is even remotely attractive, there's always a chance to escape it though. Not a chance many guys get.

 

Kinda makes me paranoid though. If that's how I justify the friend zone, who's to say that's not what girls do? That makes me question my attractive...ness(?). I guess I'll keep convincing myself girls don't care about looks as much.

 

 

 

And yes Dan, my quote was pointed in your and Istolethepie's direction. But I supopse it's irrelevant to you now.

 

 

 


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So today I was at school talking about my gaming habits, I mentioned I played WOW. After that class, a beautiful girl comes up to me and says she plays WOW too. We talk about gaming in general for a few hours. She invited me to her dorm and we played WOW together for like 4-5 hours.

 

I don't know if we are dating or what? I have been thinking about her non stop since I got home a couple of hours ago.

 

I don;t even know her name and I forgot her e-mail :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

 

I think I am in loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove


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So today I was at school talking about my gaming habits, I mentioned I played WOW. After that class, a beautiful girl comes up to me and says she plays WOW too. We talk about gaming in general for a few hours. She invited me to her dorm and we played WOW together for like 4-5 hours.

 

I don't know if we are dating or what? I have been thinking about her non stop since I got home a couple of hours ago.

 

I don;t even know her name and I forgot her e-mail :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

 

I think I am in loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

...You played WOW with her for 5 hours and forgot her name???

Just go up to her at school, say hey, and ask for her phone number or something. Ask her if she wants to hang out again sometime. I'm not quite sure how the chat feature works in WOW, but you could probably contact her using that too.


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So today I was at school talking about my gaming habits, I mentioned I played WOW. After that class, a beautiful girl comes up to me and says she plays WOW too. We talk about gaming in general for a few hours. She invited me to her dorm and we played WOW together for like 4-5 hours.

 

I don't know if we are dating or what? I have been thinking about her non stop since I got home a couple of hours ago.

 

I don;t even know her name and I forgot her e-mail icon_ohnoes.gificon_ohnoes.gificon_ohnoes.gificon_ohnoes.gificon_ohnoes.gificon_ohnoes.gificon_ohnoes.gificon_ohnoes.gif

 

I think I am in loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

 

 

You didn't see it, but you might have heard the sound of my jaw dropping. Both at the fact that a beautiful girl plays WoW and that you FORGOT HER NAME. Christ dude, I hope you remember how to find her, cause you got a good thing going. I wouldn't say you're dating yet, but I see it as a definate possibility. Get to know her. NOW. Don't waste your time on TIF. Come back if you have questions or need help, but for the love of god, find her!


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I don't know I am am nervous. What I am feeling is similar to a fat kid feels about a cake.

Nervous about what?


Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I don't know I am am nervous. What I am feeling is similar to a fat kid feels about a cake.

 

 

I wish I could help more, but trying to figure out a gamer girl is like trying to solve a rubiks cube. Most approaches that you'll find in this thread are for picking up random hot girls at partys and the like. The girl that you found happens to be a geek. Perhaps she is attracted to geeks? It's not impossible. Or maybe she's one of those confusing chicks that acts geeky, but actually likes tough biker types. Play it cool, and act natural for now. She liked you enough to let you hang out with her, so your not off to a bad start. Usually when people come here they've already dug themselves into a hole.

 

As for remembering her name.

If you haven't already here's an "okay" way of buying yourself time: Come up with a pet name (and for the love of god, don't call her by her screen name). Just call her "babe" or "honey" or something to that effect. Whatever you feel comfortable with. And try not to lead to situations where you'd have to mention her actual name until you KNOW you know it. Nothing is worse than fogetting a girls name and letting her know it.

 

Keep it calm. Stay calm, cool and collected. Deep breathes if you must. Maintain yourself. And before ypu give yourself (and me at this point) a heart attack...figure out a good way to contact her. Please.


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I don't know I am am nervous. What I am feeling is similar to a fat kid feels about a cake.

 

 

I wish I could help more, but trying to figure out a gamer girl is like trying to solve a rubiks cube. Most approaches that you'll find in this thread are for picking up random hot girls at partys and the like. The girl that you found happens to be a geek. Perhaps she is attracted to geeks? It's not impossible. Or maybe she's one of those confusing chicks that acts geeky, but actually likes tough biker types. Play it cool, and act natural for now. She liked you enough to let you hang out with her, so your not off to a bad start. Usually when people come here they've already dug themselves into a hole.

 

As for remembering her name.

If you haven't already here's an "okay" way of buying yourself time: Come up with a pet name (and for the love of god, don't call her by her screen name). Just call her "babe" or "honey" or something to that effect. Whatever you feel comfortable with. And try not to lead to situations where you'd have to mention her actual name until you KNOW you know it. Nothing is worse than fogetting a girls name and letting her know it.

 

Keep it calm. Stay calm, cool and collected. Deep breathes if you must. Maintain yourself. And before ypu give yourself (and me at this point) a heart attack...figure out a good way to contact her. Please.

I swear, if any of you allow this statement to cross your thoughts at any time I'll personally beat the [cabbage] out of you across the internet.

 

No girl ever "let's me hangout with her." I let her. The same is true of the rest of yall. Well, some of you anyways.

 

Also, Rpgs post gives me a bad vibe. It's like he's implying men should be weak or something.


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Kinda makes me paranoid though. If that's how I justify the friend zone, who's to say that's not what girls do? That makes me question my attractive...ness(?). I guess I'll keep convincing myself girls don't care about looks as much.

 

It's true that looks don't really matter (as far as how you were born, the way you present yourself is still important) like it does for girls. Guys are attracted to physical traits that show fertility, girls aren't looking for fertility :P

 

How it works is a girl sacrifices some of her replication value (by committing to 1 guy) for some of his survival value. (by having to take care of somebody else)

 

Giving her a name is a good idea, though I personally wouldn't call her babe. I'd just pick a physical trait and go on that, like freckles or curly.

 

And holy [bleep] I just found out today that a girl I went to primary school with is a meter maid at the gold coast, and she's on beauty and the geek now too. I think I had a little thing with her too.

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Okay, first time to post here, but here I go.

 

It is currently 10pm. Tomorrow is my last day of high school. I like a girl who is a year younger than me. Chances are that I will never see her again after school tomorrow (unless she goes to the party...) and I really want to ask her out and see her again after school.

 

Ok... so, we are friends. We don't talk immensely but we still sometimes exchange a few words here and there. Whenever we walk past each other we will wave at each other etc. I met her around 5 months ago during a musical, I was one of the main parts, she was stage crew (She said she couldn't sing, I said I didn't believe her). She got me a pie when I was really hungry... admittedly I asked her and gave her money and she said ok lol (I couldn't because I wasn't allowed out due to having full costume and make-up on.) Uh... what else could I add that would be helpful... I was in a Death/Black metal band (Blackened Death would of been easier to say...) and she saw a video of a cover we had done and she replied "Uh.. nice" like she was just being kind, I replied "Hah, nice lying lol, no one really likes this music, didn't expect you to like it that much." (I left that band, guitarist and bassist were not good enough... Drummer and myself are working on a concept album together.)

 

Hmmm, what else, what else...

 

I don't know what else I could say...

 

Yeah, I'm hoping someone can help. I get way too scared to ask girls out, mostly likely in fear of rejection (making a fool out of myself etc..)

 

Thanks!


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Okay, first time to post here, but here I go.

 

It is currently 10pm. Tomorrow is my last day of high school. I like a girl who is a year younger than me. Chances are that I will never see her again after school tomorrow (unless she goes to the party...) and I really want to ask her out and see her again after school.

 

Ok... so, we are friends. We don't talk immensely but we still sometimes exchange a few words here and there. Whenever we walk past each other we will wave at each other etc. I met her around 5 months ago during a musical, I was one of the main parts, she was stage crew (She said she couldn't sing, I said I didn't believe her). She got me a pie when I was really hungry... admittedly I asked her and gave her money and she said ok lol (I couldn't because I wasn't allowed out due to having full costume and make-up on.) Uh... what else could I add that would be helpful... I was in a Death/Black metal band (Blackened Death would of been easier to say...) and she saw a video of a cover we had done and she replied "Uh.. nice" like she was just being kind, I replied "Hah, nice lying lol, no one really likes this music, didn't expect you to like it that much." (I left that band, guitarist and bassist were not good enough... Drummer and myself are working on a concept album together.)

 

Hmmm, what else, what else...

 

I don't know what else I could say...

 

Yeah, I'm hoping someone can help. I get way too scared to ask girls out, mostly likely in fear of rejection (making a fool out of myself etc..)

 

Thanks!

I'd through my posts about touch escalation and hardwired attraction switches etc, has a lot of useful information. You could just ctr f, type iamdan and flick back through the pages, c&p the stuff you find useful. Most of my more informative posts are a bit further back, the later ones somtimes refer to previous posts I made.

 

Start by getting her number, it's easy as hell while you're in school. Just start a conversation and say something like, 'you're pretty cool, we should trade numbers.'

 

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Don't be too eager, try to be light hearted and funny, and always be having a more interesting time than her. Also make your replies come at random times.

 

A few of my favorites:

 

I bet my weekend can kick your weekend's [wagon]

Out of all the (her first name and last name)'s I know, you're my favourite

you just popped into my head so hi... now stay out of there

 

be sure to role play

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Then sometime in the future, tell her you're doing x and that she should come along and hang out.

 

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I wish I could help more, but trying to figure out a gamer girl is like trying to solve a rubiks cube. Most approaches that you'll find in this thread are for picking up random hot girls at partys and the like. The girl that you found happens to be a geek. Perhaps she is attracted to geeks? It's not impossible. Or maybe she's one of those confusing chicks that acts geeky, but actually likes tough biker types. Play it cool, and act natural for now.

 

Trust me, the same stuff works on basically everyone. She might be into geeks, but she's not into geeks that don't trigger attraction switches.

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I think I've found my dream girl. She plays Pokemon, and isn't ashamed to admit it, she has a sense of humor, and she looks pretty nice.

 

And on an extremely related note:

 

I was answering one of those questions that facebook will give you about your friends yesterday (yeah, whoopdy do, let me finish). And one of the questions was "where would you kiss x, if you had to kiss her somewhere?" I replied "on the hand," and remarked that anywhere else would get me slapped.

 

Is it correct to assume that if she answers "I probably wouldn't slap you if you kissed me somewhere else," as a good sign? Or is it a sign of her not being very violent?


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I think I've found my dream girl. She plays Pokemon, and isn't ashamed to admit it, she has a sense of humor, and she looks pretty nice.

 

And on an extremely related note:

 

I was answering one of those questions that facebook will give you about your friends yesterday (yeah, whoopdy do, let me finish). And one of the questions was "where would you kiss x, if you had to kiss her somewhere?" I replied "on the hand," and remarked that anywhere else would get me slapped.

 

Is it correct to assume that if she answers "I probably wouldn't slap you if you kissed me somewhere else," as a good sign? Or is it a sign of her not being very violent?

 

It's a good sign :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:


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I think I've found my dream girl. She plays Pokemon, and isn't ashamed to admit it, she has a sense of humor, and she looks pretty nice.

 

And on an extremely related note:

 

I was answering one of those questions that facebook will give you about your friends yesterday (yeah, whoopdy do, let me finish). And one of the questions was "where would you kiss x, if you had to kiss her somewhere?" I replied "on the hand," and remarked that anywhere else would get me slapped.

 

Is it correct to assume that if she answers "I probably wouldn't slap you if you kissed me somewhere else," as a good sign? Or is it a sign of her not being very violent?

 

It's a good sign :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

In my eyes, that's an excellent sign. Good luck with what you're up to, buddy. :thumbup:


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I think I've found my dream girl. She plays Pokemon, and isn't ashamed to admit it, she has a sense of humor, and she looks pretty nice.

 

And on an extremely related note:

 

I was answering one of those questions that facebook will give you about your friends yesterday (yeah, whoopdy do, let me finish). And one of the questions was "where would you kiss x, if you had to kiss her somewhere?" I replied "on the hand," and remarked that anywhere else would get me slapped.

 

Is it correct to assume that if she answers "I probably wouldn't slap you if you kissed me somewhere else," as a good sign? Or is it a sign of her not being very violent?

 

 

Um. Yes. That'd be a clear indicator that if you were to kiss her, you would not get slapped. You should now plot a way to make this happen, and kiss her. And not get slapped. Have fun biggrin.gif

 

Oh, and sorry for the heeby-jeebies Reb. I am weak, I didn't mean to imply that all males are.


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Well, I don't think I'm going to go straight for a kiss, judging that I'm ratehr inexperienced in this field. But I do believe I will set the cogs in motions....

 

That sounded a lot slower than I intended....


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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

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I think I've found my dream girl. She plays Pokemon, and isn't ashamed to admit it, she has a sense of humor, and she looks pretty nice.

 

And on an extremely related note:

 

I was answering one of those questions that facebook will give you about your friends yesterday (yeah, whoopdy do, let me finish). And one of the questions was "where would you kiss x, if you had to kiss her somewhere?" I replied "on the hand," and remarked that anywhere else would get me slapped.

 

Is it correct to assume that if she answers "I probably wouldn't slap you if you kissed me somewhere else," as a good sign? Or is it a sign of her not being very violent?

 

It's a good sign :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

For some reason I have a urge it isn't...

 

But don't ask me! I'm nobody. :ugeek:


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Well, I don't think I'm going to go straight for a kiss, judging that I'm ratehr inexperienced in this field. But I do believe I will set the cogs in motions....

 

That sounded a lot slower than I intended....

 

 

I used to think like that. Then I realized how fast the world around me moves. Get crackin' buddy.


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WHY is it people call dating a game. THERE'S NO FREAKING SECOND CHANCE/ 1-UP MUSHROOM!

 

 

With that said,

Okay so the fallout with my friend didnt go too bad. still friends but she now swears an oath not to date a guy for a year now that shes done it all. (thanks for rubbing it in)

 

Now there's my other friend. She says she cant ever find the right guy, that Im a nice person, anyone who says no to me is an idoit for not realising what i am like yatta yatta. Im a little lost on weather she likes me, her natural flirtatious charm or just complaining alot (like I do).


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