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Holy [cabbage] [bleep] damn.

 

Went to sleep at 4 AM, and was awaken by the sound of my brother snoring at like 9 AM. I yell at him to shut up, and amazingly, he does. So I return to sleeping peacefully until some mother [bleep]ing [wagon] decided to started [bleep]ing drilling something on the building just next to mine. That drill was so loud I couldn't even focus on my own thoughts, god damn. And just when that dude stops, my brother's alarms goes off. And guess what? He wasn't even gonna wake up, he just turned it off and went back to sleep. So then again I try to get some sleep and the [wagon] starts drilling again. So I say "[bleep] this, I'm gonna go take a shower". I wake up and walk towards my bedroom's door just when I hear the sound of someone opening the shower. It's 10 am and I'm really tired. [bleep].

 

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Today I am hungover. Going to target in a half hour to pick up black ops and then I'm gonna play it most of the day. Take a nap at around 6ish and then going down to the frats later.

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People in glass houses should shower in the basement.

 

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So much win :thumbup:

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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My mum's cousin's nephew's cousin's uncle's brother's sister's cousin is here so we're going to have to play nice with the man we've never met nor heard of before.

 

My mum makes me and my sister iron all the clothes so we do half n half but to piss her off I iron her clothes :P I don't know why that ticks her off so much.

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Was thinking of what to have for breakfast, and came up with what is perhaps the most amazing thing ever.

The process:

- Went to get a bagel, saw that we were out, got a hamburger bun instead

- Went to get peanut butter and jam to put on it, noticed we were out of jam, kept peanut butter out just in case

- Looked for more in a cupboard, found nutella

- Toasted bun

- Crafted ingredients together

- Found enlightenment

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Went to sleep at 4 AM

Here's your problem.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Holy [cabbage] [bleep] damn.

 

Went to sleep at 4 AM, and was awaken by the sound of my brother snoring at like 9 AM. I yell at him to shut up, and amazingly, he does. So I return to sleeping peacefully until some mother [bleep]ing [wagon] decided to started [bleep]ing drilling something on the building just next to mine. That drill was so loud I couldn't even focus on my own thoughts, god damn. And just when that dude stops, my brother's alarms goes off. And guess what? He wasn't even gonna wake up, he just turned it off and went back to sleep. So then again I try to get some sleep and the [wagon] starts drilling again. So I say "[bleep] this, I'm gonna go take a shower". I wake up and walk towards my bedroom's door just when I hear the sound of someone opening the shower. It's 10 am and I'm really tired. [bleep].

 

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Hehe, I know that story. Except instead of a drill next to my house, I have a loud drum set in the room next to me. The shower thing causes a lot of problems at my house since there are 13 people here and 2 bathrooms. Sometimes I have to hold my pee in so long that it goes away.

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Jeesus, by the posts on this page, at least 80% of TiF has had a sucky day today.

 

And yes, made up statistics are awesome.

 

Edit: The page before this.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Did poorly on my Management midterm (as did most of the class; the upperclassmen of the business school all tell the underclassmen that the first year will be rough. But still >.>)

 

And then my bike got stolen last weekend.

 

And I have 2 essays, a Spanish paper to write, and an Economics midterm due all next week, but this isn't as bad as the above.

 

Thanks for asking though, Rob and Bows.

 

How are you guys doing?

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Still not sure if I'm going to the girlfriend's or not today. I haven't seen dad today. Anyone wanna come to [undisclosed Location] and give me a lift?

Sure.

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The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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spent most of the day planing a speed run (kewl ikr) then when i went to do the run i forgot about a key i had to pick up.... gf 12+ hours of my life :wall:

your such a mother [bleep]er. whats with all this bombchu [cabbage]? all everyone who likes this [cabbage] is stupid. ur a [bleep]ing cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur [cabbage]! videos

he mad?
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