Just finished my last class, leaving on a train tomorrow morning at 5AM to go home. 10 hour train ride, oh boy. At least a friend booked her ticket with me, so we'll be riding the same train for about 7 hours.

Also remember that in Australia the cost of living is high and the average wage is like 75k. Median is about 55 i think.

 

Wow, average wage at 75k that's pretty high. And here I was making 32k/year when I worked... And at a lot above minimum wage too.

Filling out job applications. Hesitant about even filling out out reference since I haven't seen a large percentage of the people I know in over 5 months. I swear these things were designed to make secretive people like me to suffer.

Today I learned that water doesn't hydrate you.

Today I learned that water doesn't hydrate you.

 

Are you serious? Did two clumsy interns from The Telegraph and The Onion cross one another on the street, collided, and mixed their articles up?

In a world where pizza is a vegetable...

Today I learned that water doesn't hydrate you.

I love the EU.

Today I learned that water doesn't hydrate you.

I love the EU.

Today I learned that water doesn't hydrate you.

I'm not a doctor, but I am pretty good with chemistry.

 

It seems to me that, oh shit, its actually not possible to hydrate something (fill with water), withouth some water lol.

 

Seriously though, it obviously doesn't dehydrate you, and since you don't pee out quite as much as you take in, it would seem that water probably does hydrate you. But then I'm not functionally retarded, so what do I know.

 

Next up, their going say that water doesn't keep you from feeling thirsty. At this point, we can conclude that they are either zombies, or they absorb water from their surrounding via osmosis.

That pretty stupid (with the EU)

 

and I'm currently making pancakes.

That pretty stupid (with the EU)

 

and I'm currently making pancakes.

 

Normal homestyle pancakes? Those are the best kind, second to blueberry ones.

That pretty stupid (with the EU)

 

and I'm currently making pancakes.

 

Normal homestyle pancakes? Those are the best kind, second to blueberry ones.

Is there any other kind of pancake?

That pretty stupid (with the EU)

 

and I'm currently making pancakes.

 

Normal homestyle pancakes? Those are the best kind, second to blueberry ones.

Is there any other kind of pancake?

 

Buttermilk, but we know how terrible they are to the point we don't thing they deserve existence rights.

Chocolate chip pancakes are amazing.

Context: A friend on Facebook posted a karate kyle image (google it if you don't know what it is). Someone else posted another in the comments, and I posted one in the comments too. This happened... two months ago?

 

Today: My dad tells me he received a call from my school saying I had done this. Apparently someone reported the image TO THE SCHOOL. Then my dad got super angry at me and we had a heated discussion along the way (going home from school).

 

1. Freedom of speech

2. Karate Kyle is a popularly known meme

3. I didn't actually make the image I posted

4. Whose life is so uninteresting they actually spend free time reporting kids for posting stupid memes on Facebook?

 

 

The part I'm most surprised about is my dad being so angry. He said he felt "blindsided". I lol'd.

 

 

I believe the specific image said "They shoved me into lockers; I shoved them into caskets".

Chocolate chip pancakes are amazing.

 

I never got the chance to try those, but I hear they're are god-like amazing.

 

Stores here don't stock them though. :(

Chocolate chip pancakes are amazing.

 

I never got the chance to try those, but I hear they're are god-like amazing.

 

Stores here don't stock them though. :(

 

They're just pancakes with chocolate chips. Not manna or filet mignon.

Context: A friend on Facebook posted a karate kyle image (google it if you don't know what it is). Someone else posted another in the comments, and I posted one in the comments too. This happened... two months ago?

 

Today: My dad tells me he received a call from my school saying I had done this. Apparently someone reported the image TO THE SCHOOL. Then my dad got super angry at me and we had a heated discussion along the way (going home from school).

 

1. Freedom of speech

2. Karate Kyle is a popularly known meme

3. I didn't actually make the image I posted

4. Whose life is so uninteresting they actually spend free time reporting kids for posting stupid memes on Facebook?

 

 

The part I'm most surprised about is my dad being so angry. He said he felt "blindsided". I lol'd.

 

 

I believe the specific image said "They shoved me into lockers; I shoved them into caskets".

 

I wonder how many schools do that off trivial matters just to display dominance. I've lost count how often they did that to me over tiny things that they obviously never checked. Honestly, I assume they love to flaunt their power to feel important when the state barks at them for poor performances on tests or handling things in general.

Right, time to clean up, get changed, pick up my friend, buy st00f for party and then go to said party. See you all in 30 Hours.

Reading 1984 today. Hoping I can finish it within one day. I'll probably be up a while reading it, but I have nothing else to do.

Reading 1984 today. Hoping I can finish it within one day. I'll probably be up a while reading it, but I have nothing else to do.

 

I never got to finish that book due to school making things inconvenient near the end of the year. I was questioning if the three countries were actually controlled from one single body under different names (Oceania's being Big Brother). Sorry if I might've spoiled anything because I don't know where you're at.

 

I still couldn't make sense of that book and I felt tired and drained whenever I went through a chapter for some reason.

I was impressed at how fluidly the conversation turned from hydration to pancakes. Good job OT.

I was impressed at how fluidly the conversation turned from hydration to pancakes. Good job OT.

 

It's OT. It can go anywhere, except the-game-that-must-not-be-named.

 

 

Y'know, Runescape.

 

Oh, I thought you meant the game.

That awkward moment when you pay for pizza with a bunch of change and the delivery guy looks at you like he hates your existence. Bonus points if you leave him a tip of 39 cents.

 

Context: A friend on Facebook posted a karate kyle image (google it if you don't know what it is). Someone else posted another in the comments, and I posted one in the comments too. This happened... two months ago?

 

Today: My dad tells me he received a call from my school saying I had done this. Apparently someone reported the image TO THE SCHOOL. Then my dad got super angry at me and we had a heated discussion along the way (going home from school).

 

1. Freedom of speech

2. Karate Kyle is a popularly known meme

3. I didn't actually make the image I posted

4. Whose life is so uninteresting they actually spend free time reporting kids for posting stupid memes on Facebook?

 

 

The part I'm most surprised about is my dad being so angry. He said he felt "blindsided". I lol'd.

 

 

I believe the specific image said "They shoved me into lockers; I shoved them into caskets".

How the hell is that even something the school should be concerning themselves with. Unless you were threatening someone else with it or something, it's none of their business.