Clinically shoving a camera up my keister

Clinically shoving a camera up my keister

asscam 9000

If you think I won't post pics on my instagram, you're wrong.

My roommate has played about 10 hours a day of Breath of the Wild since release so...it's likely a good game

Finished and professionally bound my dissertation!

I mean, I played like 3 hours of no man's sky, and it's pretty clear that there's not a lot of actual content in that game, and that most of that content involves grinding. If that's the way a Zelda game works, then like...how did they take out dungeons and items? Those are core to the series, and while this is meant to be a departure, it can't be *that* different...

:arrow:

Breath of the Wild is sweet. In other news, it's been nine years since I've last visited. Been a while.

:O New user!

Breath of the Wild is sweet. In other news, it's been nine years since I've last visited. Been a while.

Get the hell out of here.

That's so weird because just yesterday I was looking at my signature and I was like "damn. Orpheus hasn't even logged in for 4 years"

And now here you are. Maybe TTANT will swing by too

Anyone who likes breath of the wild is incapable of logic

Anyone who likes breath of the wild is incapable of logic

I don't understand what you wrote. I've never understood there to be a connection between what games someone likes and their logic abilities, but what do I know?

 

Aside: I've only played an hour or two of Breath of the Wild so I don't have an opinion.

Told gf I'll be going to Butt[bleep]istan ® , other side of the world in June for over a year (either the land Down Under or The Great White North, depends on whether I get a visa or not) and she cried. And she cried. And she still wants to be together in June.

 

Man. Not gonna be single to hit that hot local ass yet...

 

(posting here, since relationship thread is dead)

Veiva clearly uses TIF mobile. Hedgehog clearly doesn't. Time to buy a smart phone buddy.

 

Saq,you might as well break up with her. Why would you want to be in a totally different country than your girlfriend for a whole year? Also, relationship thread is not dead, it would have awoken if you posted in it

I'm retarded.

 

It's worse because i don't browse TIF on my phone, I use the desktop.

Also from now on, don't reply to the post I made. Let Orpheus do it

God, please, don't let the relationship thread come into this thread. If only for my sake please spare me this.

Also from now on, don't reply to the post I made. Let Orpheus do it

Alright, will do.

Decided to login and say hello since it's been over a year! No idea why I went inactive on here, I enjoyed these boards quite a bit.

Stick around! We enjoy the company (don't let the usernames fool you, I've actually been solely talking to myself through multiple accounts for years)

Decided to login and say hello since it's been over a year! No idea why I went inactive on here, I enjoyed these boards quite a bit.

 

Welcome back.

 

Today I went to the eye doctor and picked up my new pair of glasses! I normally wear contacts out, but these glasses might be good when I'm sitting at home because they are supposedly have UV protection.

Stick around! We enjoy the company (don't let the usernames fool you, I've actually been solely talking to myself through multiple accounts for years)

Don't worry, I still remember most of the names I see here. Also I still remember about the glass eating (guess you know who I'm referencing here lol).

You too old.

 

 

In other news, whoever was asking, I see my gf at least twice a week, I was just abroad for 10 days and that caused a small break.

 

Also, [bleep]ed up my knee. Again. Got my foot straight after having double ibuprofen and icepack only. Probably ripped apart the sewn meniscus...Which means a new surgery. Yay me!

In other news I managed to wake up at a stranger's house about a mile from my place completely [bleep]ed-up drunk with a sleeping bag put on me to keep me warm and a teddy bear as a pillow.

Turns out we managed to drink vodka from classic Russian tea glasses:

 

 

One is 200 ml.

 

And you take it in 2-3 sips...

 

Needless to say I didn't make it to a concert where I was supposed to perform in a choir. Also, my knee hurt again real badly. And seeing the first sun of the year gave one hell of a headache...