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^ What's Deja Vu?

 

First day of school today. My class is really lame, my teachers are cool though. But I have a [bleep] schedule...I finish at 17:30 twice a week. 36 hours of class weekly, not counting lunch :\

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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^ What's Deja Vu?

 

First day of school today. My class is really lame, my teachers are cool though. But I have a [bleep] schedule...I finish at 17:30 twice a week. 36 hours of class weekly, not counting lunch :\

 

 

 

A strip club. 8-)

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First day of school. Ok I guess. 179 more.

First day of school for me too :-# Nothing happened... again...

Did you at any point have to introduce yourself and talk about what you like, abc?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Did you at any point have to introduce yourself and talk about what you like, abc?

 

Nope >.> I was kind of hoping I would be forced to but I just sat in the back of my classes doing nothing :/

Choose someone that looks pretty open and just rush into the seat next to them. Start of smiling with a "How's your day goin bro?" or something like that. A lot of high-schoolers aren't used to that. Seem semi-serious.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Today I found out Ghostface Killah released an album back in 2006 :shock: With a track sung with the entire Clan, including the deceased ODB.

 

I'm in rrrrruuuv <3:

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Choose someone that looks pretty open and just rush into the seat next to them. Start of smiling with a "How's your day goin bro?" or something like that. A lot of high-schoolers aren't used to that. Seem semi-serious.

 

But don't say bro.

I got shammered last night, made my hangover remedy, adnd then today skipped school.

 

On my day of skipping school, i made pancakes AND waffles, played a boat load off call of duty, and then slept.

 

 

 

AWESOME!!!

I wont smoke it if the name ain't right

My haze is looking like its been in a color fight.

Guess we are smoking on Picasso, light it up, ignite the spark.

Man it feels good to be smoking on fine arts.

Choose someone that looks pretty open and just rush into the seat next to them. Start of smiling with a "How's your day goin bro?" or something like that. A lot of high-schoolers aren't used to that. Seem semi-serious.

 

But don't say bro.

 

But say bro.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Choose someone that looks pretty open and just rush into the seat next to them. Start of smiling with a "How's your day goin bro?" or something like that. A lot of high-schoolers aren't used to that. Seem semi-serious.

 

But don't say bro.

 

But say bro.

 

Say Broseph Stalin. Actually, don't.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Choose someone that looks pretty open and just rush into the seat next to them. Start of smiling with a "How's your day goin bro?" or something like that. A lot of high-schoolers aren't used to that. Seem semi-serious.

 

But don't say bro.

 

But say bro.

 

Say Broseph Stalin. Actually, don't.

 

Meh, I've given up =P I've been alone for 16 years but at least I'm physically healthy ^^ I've accepted the fact that people don't like me and I'm just going to move on in life... thanks for the advice though ;D

Meh, I've given up =P I've been alone for 16 years but at least I'm physically healthy ^^ I've accepted the fact that people don't like me and I'm just going to move on in life... thanks for the advice though ;D
No, don't accept that. Make the effort, find people with your interests, enjoy life. I used to think the same; I blocked out everyone who tried to communicate with me at one point. Unless you have something that makes you really intolerable in peoples' presence (e.g., severe Asperger's), then you should be able to find some friends.

 

 

 

(Not to say people with severe Asperger's don't find friends, but from what I've been told, they have rather depressing and lonely schooldays).

Meh, I've given up =P I've been alone for 16 years but at least I'm physically healthy ^^ I've accepted the fact that people don't like me and I'm just going to move on in life... thanks for the advice though ;D
No, don't accept that. Make the effort, find people with your interests, enjoy life. I used to think the same; I blocked out everyone who tried to communicate with me at one point. Unless you have something that makes you really intolerable in peoples' presence (e.g., severe Asperger's), then you should be able to find some friends.

 

 

 

(Not to say people with severe Asperger's don't find friends, but from what I've been told, they have rather depressing and lonely schooldays).

 

This. Just find someone who doesn't suck at social interaction like me and ~50% of Tif to help you out.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Meh, I've given up =P I've been alone for 16 years but at least I'm physically healthy ^^ I've accepted the fact that people don't like me and I'm just going to move on in life... thanks for the advice though ;D
No, don't accept that. Make the effort, find people with your interests, enjoy life. I used to think the same; I blocked out everyone who tried to communicate with me at one point. Unless you have something that makes you really intolerable in peoples' presence (e.g., severe Asperger's), then you should be able to find some friends.

 

 

 

(Not to say people with severe Asperger's don't find friends, but from what I've been told, they have rather depressing and lonely schooldays).

 

This. Just find someone who doesn't suck at social interaction like me and ~50% of Tif to help you out.

 

My advice: Do what Lent says. Unless he's a liar, he must be a beast irl. Or kranked1, though I haven't seen him in a while.

 

Err... I don't have aspergers. I've been in school with most of the people at my school for at least a year... I don't exactly think lent's idea would work for me :/ I'm pretty sure that everybody either hates me, avoids me at all costs, or just thinks that I'm weird :/ (Unfortunately that's not my low self esteem, it's true >.>) What I meant to say before was that although I'm prepared to live a life isolated from people, I'd rather not. I know that you all keep saying that having friends is great, I just don't know if it's really worth the effort :/ Is there a way to make friends without people thinking I'm even weirder than before? To be honest, I'm not really sure what "friend" means... is it somebody that doesn't hate you or somebody that likes you? Quite a few of you are younger than me (almost 17 >.>)... I've never had friends and I'm not really sure if anybody has been in that situation ._. It seems that by the time somebody is 15, they have had at least one girlfriend... I'm not sure if it's one of those weird tif things or if I'm really just that pathetic D:

My first girlfriend broke up with me, I got yelled at by my dad for apparently being generally worthless, had an orthodontist appointment, apparently broke my dad's car door (i have no idea how) and now i'm sitting here on the computer. FML.

Err... I don't have aspergers. I've been in school with most of the people at my school for at least a year... I don't exactly think lent's idea would work for me :/ I'm pretty sure that everybody either hates me, avoids me at all costs, or just thinks that I'm weird :/ (Unfortunately that's not my low self esteem, it's true >.>) What I meant to say before was that although I'm prepared to live a life isolated from people, I'd rather not. I know that you all keep saying that having friends is great, I just don't know if it's really worth the effort :/ Is there a way to make friends without people thinking I'm even weirder than before?

 

[bleep], you think making friends is easy? Sure, after you get more it does, but as runescapers/ex-runescapers I'm sure most of us have been through the point in our lives where we had no friends and were the quiet kids that talked to no one. We all realize how difficult it can be to break out of the no-confidence shell but I can guarantee you it is one hundred percent worth it. If you wait another year, another month, another week, the regret will keep building up and it is NOT a pleasant feeling. It's going to be difficult but YES it's worth it. And no, people don't hate you. Some might think you're weird since you never talk, but honestly, what difference is that going to make? You've got to make the change, you've got to start talking. Even if you're faking the confidence, you've got to show people you've returned to the school year one badass mother [bleep]er who's not afraid of rejection. It's not easy, but if you don't do it now, it will only be harder later.

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Meh, I've given up =P I've been alone for 16 years but at least I'm physically healthy ^^ I've accepted the fact that people don't like me and I'm just going to move on in life... thanks for the advice though ;D
No, don't accept that. Make the effort, find people with your interests, enjoy life. I used to think the same; I blocked out everyone who tried to communicate with me at one point. Unless you have something that makes you really intolerable in peoples' presence (e.g., severe Asperger's), then you should be able to find some friends.

 

 

 

(Not to say people with severe Asperger's don't find friends, but from what I've been told, they have rather depressing and lonely schooldays).

 

This. Just find someone who doesn't suck at social interaction like me and ~50% of Tif to help you out.

 

My advice: Do what Lent says. Unless he's a liar, he must be a beast irl. Or kranked1, though I haven't seen him in a while.

 

Err... I don't have aspergers. I've been in school with most of the people at my school for at least a year... I don't exactly think lent's idea would work for me :/ I'm pretty sure that everybody either hates me, avoids me at all costs, or just thinks that I'm weird :/ (Unfortunately that's not my low self esteem, it's true >.>) What I meant to say before was that although I'm prepared to live a life isolated from people, I'd rather not. I know that you all keep saying that having friends is great, I just don't know if it's really worth the effort :/ Is there a way to make friends without people thinking I'm even weirder than before? To be honest, I'm not really sure what "friend" means... is it somebody that doesn't hate you or somebody that likes you? Quite a few of you are younger than me (almost 17 >.>)... I've never had friends and I'm not really sure if anybody has been in that situation ._. It seems that by the time somebody is 15, they have had at least one girlfriend... I'm not sure if it's one of those weird tif things or if I'm really just that pathetic D:

 

Not everyone hates you. Gather up all your courage, and start talking to people. There's bound to be someone out there who likes you for who you are. They just don't know it yet. Good luck, this is for your own sake.

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My advice: Do what Lent says. Unless he's a liar, he must be a beast irl. Or kranked1, though I haven't seen him in a while.

 

I just wanted to say this made me feel good and I am a beast. And I wonder where kranked went, too. Fancy school, by the way Rocco. Should set you up for a wealthy life, I'm sure.

 

 

 

Abc, [bleep] GO FIND A MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF NAKED. Imagine how many people would pay for those pictures. I'd say 14 million. Once that's out of the way, GO FORCE PEOPLE TO BE YOUR FRIEND. PUNCH THEM (metaphorically) WITH FRIENDSHIP DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIT.

 

 

 

Do you think rock and roll had friends when it went to high school? No, swing music and jazz were all like "Sirrah thy keye is offeth!" but rock and roll gave them the middle finger and KEPT ON ROCKING. You know what you are? YOU ARE ROCK AND ROLL.

 

 

 

You wanna grow some moss? You can do that when you're dead. You keep on rolling, keep on rocking. You think Eric Clapton's horrifyingly bad heroin addiction stopped him? Only for two years! And that was in the eighties! Everything back then took at least two years longer.

 

 

 

Tomorrow during school, sit next to someone. Or in front of them. And just talk. Open your mouth and vomit awesome. Take a breath mint or some gum beforehand though, that always helps no matter what.

 

 

 

Also, looking at your real-life picture, you would look cool as [cabbage] if you got a really short haircut. I'm just saying, you'd look like a Marine or something. Really cool.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

 

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My, that has to be one of the most philosophical memes I've seen.

 

 

 

Before Philoraptor of course.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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My, that has to be one of the most philosophical memes I've seen.

 

 

 

Before Philoraptor of course.

 

It's best if you hear it in your head with the voice from PowerThirst :thumbup:

 

Lol. That's exactly how I heard it.

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I heard Morgan Freeman say it.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

You are now aware that you're breathing.

 

 

 

I should have done my english homework. I still can, don't feel like it though. I'll do it tomorrow morning. maybe.

You are now aware that you're breathing.

 

Damn it, deathdrow.

 

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