unkn0wnwarrior Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I've convinced most of my football friends to do No Shave November, and we convinced the coaches and now the younger ones are doing it, too. Hurray! I can't grow much, though, and I might have a date with a girl I like this weekend, so I might shave. A little.I'd participate in no shave november, but my beard looks like [cabbage] after about a week or so, then it looks terrible for three ish days, then it gets better, then I don't know, I've never let it go for longer than two weeks. A couple people I know are doing it. I think I'll shave tonight.I started a month early for that. It looks bad right now, but I'm sure it will improve before I go back to work in 9 weeks :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 So today, my friend Matt had a conversation about this guy Vince about his breakfast. Vince is a naive (sp?) guy.... M: Hey Vince, what'd ya have for breakfast this morning?V: Waffles!M: Nice. What'd you have on them?V: Oh man, they were completely drenched in syrup, it was so good!M: Oh. Were they all soggy from that?V: Yeah, they were really soggy and got my fingers all sticky, I drenched em in butter too!M: You had some soggy waffles for breakfast, eh?V: Dude, hell yeah, I loved them!M: Ate some soggy waffles eh? You like soggy waffles?V: Yeah, how many times do I have to say it? These were awesome waffles!(This continues for a mintue or so until Matt can't take it anymore and starts busting up laughing)V: What the [bleep] is so funny man?M: Dude, you ate soggy waffles!V: So, what the [bleep]? Is that like, [bleep]waffles or something?M: You're on the right track....*continues to explain the concept of soggy waffles to Vince*V: Oh, real [bleep]ing mature man. *walks away looking pissed* Everyone for the rest of the day was questioning Vince about his soggy waffles. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 ^^I don't get it. I shaved, it feels good, and I didn't hack my face up this time. My face feels amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 ^^I don't get it. I shaved, it feels good, and I didn't hack my face up this time. My face feels amazing. Urban dictionary it. I won't link it cause it would probably be a bad idea. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 ^^I don't get it. I shaved, it feels good, and I didn't hack my face up this time. My face feels amazing. Urban dictionary it. I won't link it cause it would probably be a bad idea.Ah, it's just like the bread game, and the cookie game. Does anybody ever play those? Or do people just joke about them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown. MLIA" Honestly, I said it out loud like 20 times then laughed hysterically. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 ^^I don't get it. I shaved, it feels good, and I didn't hack my face up this time. My face feels amazing. Urban dictionary it. I won't link it cause it would probably be a bad idea.Ah, it's just like the bread game, and the cookie game. Does anybody ever play those? Or do people just joke about them? Oh yeah. Of course, one of my favourite passtimes actually. I love ingesting semen. Do it every wednesday at 4 o'clock, after tennis. Anyway ... I ate a whole sweet potato. And I'm feeling full. And jaerk, I'm hysterical. It's quite funny actually. Did you find that out yourself or was it in the day's discussion ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youmu Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Today, my skin decided to annoy the hell out of me. It started swelling little spots, but they grew and they made me extremely itchy. It's probably a rash or something. I might have to go to the doctor today. BlogTrimmed | Master Quester | Final BossBoss pets: Bombi | Shrimpy | Ellie | Tz-Rek Jad | Karil the Bobbled | Mega Ducklings120s: Dungeoneering | Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 My right ear is messed. At first it felt like it was blocked, and I couldn't hear anything from it. Now it's kinda better but still annoying me. I'll have to go to the doctor sometime soon :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 ^^I don't get it. I shaved, it feels good, and I didn't hack my face up this time. My face feels amazing. Urban dictionary it. I won't link it cause it would probably be a bad idea.Ah, it's just like the bread game, and the cookie game. Does anybody ever play those? Or do people just joke about them? Oh yeah. Of course, one of my favourite passtimes actually. I love ingesting semen. Do it every wednesday at 4 o'clock, after tennis. Anyway ... I ate a whole sweet potato. And I'm feeling full. And jaerk, I'm hysterical. It's quite funny actually. Did you find that out yourself or was it in the day's discussion ?It was on MLIA. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I'm home sick. I hate staying home sick. I also hate being sick, but that's a given. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdattack16 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Today, I remembered. REMEMBER REMEMBER Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Day 3 of unemployment. Today I get to pick up my free cappuccino maker, which my work is giving to all employees. I'll never use it, but it saves me buying a Christmas gift for somebody. It's online order price is C$250, too, so they had better appreciate it! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I woke up, ate, played runescape, and am going to go back to sleep... That's what the next 3 days will be :/ No school today or tomorrow (or the weekend), so I'm bored out of my mind >=D I've been trying to find a hobby. I hate running and collecting stuff is boring :/ Any ideas ;)? YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Artsy stuff, music, sports. If you want to do something productive with your time, you could try volunteering. It's a blank slate situation where the people you meet will have no opinion on you before they meet you, and so it's a good way to make friends. :) Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Ah [cabbage], I just remembered I had buttloads of work for tomorrow. So after this post I will be:- Making a personal statement [deadline tomorrow]- Finish filling in my UCAS thingy for university application- Write an essay on Act 3 in Othello- Do an A3 sized drawing of a building.- Make a presentation on chapter 10 of Brave New World. Let the all nighter begin :c ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Ah [cabbage], I just remembered I had buttloads of work for tomorrow. So after this post I will be:- Making a personal statement [deadline tomorrow]- Finish filling in my UCAS thingy for university application- Write an essay on Act 3 in Othello- Do an A3 sized drawing of a building.- Make a presentation on chapter 10 of Brave New World. Let the all nighter begin :chttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I can! w00t motivation ...Seriously considering becoming a hikikomori.I'd absolutely love to stay inside all day and not have to interact with anyone. To be honest, I don't want to go to univerisity and slave my life away so I can make a good living in the future. I'd be content with getting out of my parent's house and living alone with some sort of job [be it boring/crappy] that allows me to stay in my home. Probably computer based. I'll let myself live to my 25 so until then, work work work. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage]. I just had my mind blown again. By the same thing, two nights in a row. Say beer can in a english accent. Yeah, it sounds like bacon in a Jamaican accent. Seriously mind blown by this, again. Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage]. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mlclm Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage]. I just had my mind blown again. By the same thing, two nights in a row. Say beer can in a english accent. Yeah, it sounds like bacon in a Jamaican accent. Seriously mind blown by this, again. Holy [bleep]ing [cabbage].Heh, that blew my mind too lol. Our lives are average. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Went out for pizza with my dad last night. Try to do it like once in two weeks. Let me tell you something. My dad just rocks the party. Yeah. We finished the pizza, the boxes were in the car. Stepped outside to throw them away. My dad was like, "nah, we'll recycle them at home" I say, "you cant do that, pizza boxes aren't allowed". Then with a wild look in his eye, teeth bared, he says - "rules were meant to be broken". He broke all the rules that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Cry, I think I've angered the computer gods. First my main monitor unexpectedly dies. Woo. Then my backup one turns out to be dead when I plug it in, so now I'm using a laptop with a broken keyboard and touchpad. I think I need to sacrifice some unwashed nerds on my CPU or something. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Went out for pizza with my dad last night. Try to do it like once in two weeks. Let me tell you something. My dad just rocks the party. Yeah. We finished the pizza, the boxes were in the car. Stepped outside to throw them away. My dad was like, "nah, we'll recycle them at home" I say, "you cant do that, pizza boxes aren't allowed". Then with a wild look in his eye, teeth bared, he says - "rules were meant to be broken". He broke all the rules that night.I lol'd so hard.Going to school in a few minutes. hooray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youmu Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I just came out of the hospital today. My rash is finally cured. :) But boy, having punctures in your hand sure doesn't feel good. BlogTrimmed | Master Quester | Final BossBoss pets: Bombi | Shrimpy | Ellie | Tz-Rek Jad | Karil the Bobbled | Mega Ducklings120s: Dungeoneering | Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Day 4 of unemployment. I'm all alone today, for another hour, anyway. And if you exclude the puppy who refuses to leave my lap. But hey... at least it's not a people. I have done absolutely nothing worth mentioning so far, but I might be going shopping for grocery items later. Maybe a little Christmas shopping, too. Oh, and my new drink maker is kinda ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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