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Today, I spent most of it sitting down, being tired as hell and not being able to sleep. I was travelling lol. Sucked, but now I'm just at home, installed and everything.

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Today my friend and I... uh... hung out

 

 

April fools >.>

 

I duct taped teh milk to the inside of our refrigerator last night. Mild lulz ensued.

Sat Scores

660critical reading

600 math

620 writing

1880 total

 

Math should have been higher. Oh well, it's still fairly good.

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Sat Scores

660critical reading

600 math

620 writing

1880 total

 

Math should have been higher. Oh well, it's still fairly good.

 

On how much is that total? We don't have SAT's or something here.

I was at my local park swinging and a bunch of little kids are there. So, I'm just listening to music and swinging, and then some random little kid darts out in front of me. I quickly stop. I tell him, "Whoa, little guy, maybe it's not a good idea to be running in front of the swings when people are swinging" He's a good sport and walks away to his mother.

 

So, five minutes later, the same kid darts out in front of me while I'm swinging again. This time I almost hit him. Of course, where is his mother? Oh, she's over having a cigarette next to the benches not even paying attention to her son. So, I tell him to go with his mom and he obeys.

 

Then the SAME KID runs in front of me while I'm swinging. I was about to hit him, and I said "Oh sh-" (didn't actually say the word).

 

You know what the mother says to me? She tells me to watch my language. Your son ran in front of me THREE TIMES while I was swinging, and you are over having your cigarette spacing off. Now you are telling me to watch myself.

 

God, idiot parents.

 

I hope you handled it maturely. If it was me, I would not have hesitated to fly off the swing a kick her in the face.

I just said, "Ok" and continued to swing. Didn't want to start anything, though I really wanted to kick her in the face.

I haven't been on a swing for ages...

I miss the good ol' days :cry:

Ha, reminds me of sixth grade when my friend and I made up this game called Pengelum (pronounced like pendulum, but with a 'j' sound) which we would play everyday at recess. Basically we'd all be swinging, and passing this little red wool hat down the line of swings. If the hat was dropped, whoever was closest to it had three "quinchies" (a quinchi was when you swung forward and then backward, or backward and then forward) to retrieve the hat. If you don't retrieve it within the three quinchies, you get off the swing and let someone else play. You weren't allowed to just pass the hat off, it had to be thrown, and you had to be swinging at a certain height. The fun part was actually retrieving the hat. I was so good at that, that my friends called me the Golden Retriever. I was funny back then.

 

The teachers made us stop playing because they considered the wool hat a "projectile" but sometimes a couple friends and I go to the park and play it for old times' sake. We even use the same red hat. <3:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

Sat Scores

660critical reading

600 math

620 writing

1880 total

 

Math should have been higher. Oh well, it's still fairly good.

I can't figure out what my scores are. it doesn't say anything.

It took about a month for me to get my results...

It took about a month for me to get my results...

So, you positive or negative?

It took about a month for me to get my results...

So, you positive or negative?

Yes

Sat Scores

660critical reading

600 math

620 writing

1880 total

 

Math should have been higher. Oh well, it's still fairly good.

 

On how much is that total? We don't have SAT's or something here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAT

 

Highest possible is a 2400.

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It took about a month for me to get my results...

So, you positive or negative?

Yes

I guess that means I've gotta get checked too? I swear to got if I have it I'm gonna kill you.

 

 

edit:

I lol'd when I saw this ad at the top of the page.

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It took about a month for me to get my results...

So, you positive or negative?

Yes

I guess that means I've gotta get checked too? I swear to got if I have it I'm gonna kill you.

 

 

edit:

I lol'd when I saw this ad at the top of the page.

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Checked for Lupus? I got a big folder that said SAT on the lower right corner. Inside there was a bunch of useless [cabbage]. My score was in the corner of one of the pieces of paper :/

It's on the interwebs now.

 

Oh and it's never lupus.

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Ohawt :o

 

01/2010, SAT Test

590 Reading

640 Math

570 Writing

 

I fail at life ;_;

Ohawt :o

 

01/2010, SAT Test

590 Reading

640 Math

570 Writing

 

I fail at life ;_;

 

C'mon, it's not that bad. It could be worse and, either way, you can always take another test.

 

 

I'll cheer for you :).

Today I visited both Rastatt and Favorite Castles. :thumbsup:

It's a pity the weather's been so harsh and the gardens are still dead, but the castles were still awesome.

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After not having internets since Sunday I am back.

 

Yay.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

After not having internets since Sunday I am back.

 

Yay.

You left? :razz:

 

Good day. Shortened classes due to a talent show at the end of the day. Show was ok, 3 "bands" played songs we couldn't understand because of the bass. Found out the girl I've been with for the past few weeks wants me to ask her out, and I am going to on Wednesday :thumbsup:. Really happy.

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

Today...

 

Today I got into the University of Pennsylvania.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

Today...

 

Today I got into the University of Pennsylvania.

 

Congratulations!

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

Today...

 

Today I got into the University of Pennsylvania.

That's a nice school from what I heard. My cousin goes there and she really likes it.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Today...

 

Today I got into the University of Pennsylvania.

That's a nice school from what I heard. My cousin goes there and she really likes it.

Pics or it didn't happen

Wanted to go see Clash of the Titans today, but my friend didn't want to go because he was tired. I don't blame him, this week was rough.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

My brother installed F-Secure on my computer. It's pretty good.

 

He's in his junior year in High School, and wants to be a Malware Analyst. He hunts viruses and finds them, then he reports them to lots of anti-virus companies.

 

In return, the Antivirus companies give him lots of goodies in E-mail. He got a year free of F-Secure for 3 computers just for helping out.

FFS my parents are cheap. It's [bleep]ing 80 degrees inside of our house and they won't turn on the air conditioning.

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