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Dizzle, can I safely say that if I ever set foot on to your lawn, would you come out yelling and threatening me with a baseball bat?

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Dizzle, can I safely say that if I ever set foot on to your lawn, would you come out yelling and threatening me with a baseball bat?

You would be met with hugs and Ushankas. Though I can hit you with the bat a few times if you want.

 

Also, I just realized I haven't seen the bat in months...

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Dizzle, can I safely say that if I ever set foot on to your lawn, would you come out yelling and threatening me with a baseball bat?

You would be met with hugs and Ushankas. Though I can hit you with the bat a few times if you want.

 

Also, I just realized I haven't seen the bat in months...

Have you ever hit anyone with your modded bat before?

 

And, I just played an online FPS (AVA, if anyone here plays it, let me know) so well I was accused of hacking. :shades:

Once. As I said another time though, it's not modded. Never got far with the modding, so it's pretty much just a bat. Also as I said, I can't find the thing, so I guess that's the end of that story.

 

What is AVA, btw?

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It's a free online FPS. It's pretty good, I have to say.

>Go to page.

>Need account to play.

>I'll check it out tomorrow.

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Going to go to my debating meeting. I'm debating over the repeal of DADT.

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Played Minecraft. :thumbup:

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Watched Breaking Bad.

 

Need more god-tier television shows.

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My girlfriend is upset about something and won't tell me what :?

 

Also I feel like someone beat me with a baseball bat. Bleh.

 

And now I'm done being a whiny [bleep].

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Also I feel like someone beat me with a baseball bat. Bleh.

It was probably Dizzle.

I thought he lost his bat.

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That's what he wants you to think.

Sitting here with my dog sitting on me. He gets scared of planes going overhead. Sister and Neice come home today so HOPEFULLY she keeps up the good sleeping as she has lately and the house wont be a nightmare.

 

Also handing in forms today to lodge a appeal for assistance to move out.

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Got my first paycheck! 100 and some odd dollars :thumbsup:

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This lady (whom I do not know) tried to invite herself in my house today.

It was akward because i can't speak punjabi really well so i was trying to

get her out of my hallway with half asses excuses. This is probably a sign

that we should move out of this neighbourhood...

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Doing what may I ask? Full time or part?

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I was watching AFV and there was a clip of two cats fighting. My cat then flipped out, bit me, and ran off. Nom' flashback?

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I masturbated.

^ Dont need to know.

 

I've got the flu so going in town is put on hold, feel like someone poisoned me tbh. I get the flu maybe once a year, twice if unlucky, but when I do it really hits me hard. :(

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I don't think I've ever had the flu.

 

Although I feel like [cabbage] right now too. I doubt it's the flu, but my whole body aches. Especially my teeth, which is really [bleep]ing weird and uncomfortable.

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I masturbated.

 

same bro -highfive-

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