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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...

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Actually, no, I remember that at the same time, I thought "Hmm. Surprising, I'm not hard.". And it's not like she was ugly.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Actually, no, I remember that at the same time, I thought "Hmm. Surprising, I'm not hard.". And it's not like she was ugly.

 

 

 

I see. That doesn't explain my case though. I went hard.... on a fat chick O_o.

 

 

 

On the bright side, fat chicks need lovin' too :lol:

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

I regret dating my ex. <3

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I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P
I regret dating my ex. <3

 

And why is that?

Im 16 and I still dont own a cell phone(agian).

 

Worse now because I got internship half way across city =/

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

Im 16 and I still dont own a cell phone(agian).

 

Worse now because I got internship half way across city =/

 

There are cheap virgin mobile ones you can buy for 15 dollars, and pay twenty bucks a month for a decent plan.

Or, plenty of phones that you can pay as you go. Or, cards. Don't find many of them here in America, but I want those.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Prepaid cards.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

I remember the exact day I got my first grind :lol:

 

same here, it was the closest I've ever been to having sex [/reference to past quote]

 

Same as both of you guys, and don't deny it: you both got a raging hard-on over it :lol:

 

Actually I was so nervous I stayed soft the whole time. You're supposed to right?

I was pretty damn nervous too, maybe that was it.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Here are some of mine:

 

 

 

-I've never dated or had a girlfriend. :oops:

 

-I'm not popular at school. :(

 

-Every girl I fancy doesn't fancy me back, kind of sad. :(

 

-I'm sort of addicted to RuneScape. :lol:

 

-I only have 3 close friends.

 

-I like metal music. < I say that because A LOT of people at my school think otherwise(Rap music #-o ).

The only girlfriend I had was in 2nd Grade. :wall:

 

 

 

My friend actually wants to bet me that he'll get his first kiss before I do. -.-

 

 

 

At school, everyone knows who I am, but they don't know my name. :|

Heh, I have the opposite problem. Kinda. A ton of people know my name, but some of them don't know who I am, and I can't remember the names of half of my classmates.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I'm a blend.

 

Everyone knows my name. I'm easily recognizable. But no one puts it together.

 

And I know everyone else's name.

 

Oh wait, that's what my sig says.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

Heh, I have the opposite problem. Kinda. A ton of people know my name, but some of them don't know who I am, and I can't remember the names of half of my classmates.

 

You know how most uppperclassmen hate Freshman? Yeah, I'm known for being the only Freshman in half of my classes. Next year I'll be taking classes with Seniors. :wall:

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I pretty much know everyone's name, but like... nobody knows me.

 

 

 

But obviously I know everyone's names if that's all people talk about.

Heh, I have the opposite problem. Kinda. A ton of people know my name, but some of them don't know who I am, and I can't remember the names of half of my classmates.

 

You know how most uppperclassmen hate Freshman? Yeah, I'm known for being the only Freshman in half of my classes. Next year I'll be taking classes with Seniors. :wall:

 

 

 

That must suck.

 

 

 

Hm, now I'm wondering if I'll be with people 2 grades above me in High School...

 

 

 

I'm taking Alg. 1 Honors and Earth/Space Science Honors right now, so... :|

Heh, I have the opposite problem. Kinda. A ton of people know my name, but some of them don't know who I am, and I can't remember the names of half of my classmates.

 

You know how most uppperclassmen hate Freshman? Yeah, I'm known for being the only Freshman in half of my classes. Next year I'll be taking classes with Seniors. :wall:

 

 

 

That must suck.

 

 

 

Hm, now I'm wondering if I'll be with people 2 grades above me in High School...

 

 

 

I'm taking Alg. 1 Honors and Earth/Space Science Honors right now, so... :|

 

I was the only sophmore in my Astronomy class full of seniors last year. I was also the best student. That was cool, though, since everyone would want me on their team for the Jeopardy-style review games and such.

 

 

 

I'm also the kind of guy that, unless I'm known as the smart guy in class, I kinda pass under the radar. Which is cool, though, since nobody pays attention and will talk about anything as if I weren't there. I know things about everyone; who's going to be in court for a traffic violation, who's having bad family troubles, etc. So that's cool, if I can ever think of something to do with that.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Heh, I have the opposite problem. Kinda. A ton of people know my name, but some of them don't know who I am, and I can't remember the names of half of my classmates.

 

You know how most uppperclassmen hate Freshman? Yeah, I'm known for being the only Freshman in half of my classes. Next year I'll be taking classes with Seniors. :wall:

 

I personally prefer upperclassmen over my own kind, the freshmen.

 

Call me arrogant, sure. I suppose I do consider myself better than most people in my own grade, at least when it comes to academics...

 

<3: my math class though, I'm amazed I get along with them so well. Though I sure get a lot of hate, it sucks having a kid younger than you get a better grade.

 

(Heh, my three best friends are a sophomore, a senior and a freshman.)

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

At school, everyone knows who I am, but they don't know my name. :|

 

I'm going to be a jerk.

 

 

 

Everyone knows my name.

 

 

 

I was the fastest, most athletic kid in elementary school.

 

 

 

And middle school.

 

 

 

In the biggest public school in the city.

 

 

 

But I wasn't the fastest, most athletic kid in high school.

 

 

 

Wait... damnit.

 

 

 

penguin, shut up. No one likes the smartass nerd.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait.... damnit.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

 

penguin, shut up. No one likes the smartass nerd.

 

 

So when Lenin does it, it's fine. When I do it, it isn't?

 

Whoo.

 

(Nothing against you Lenin. Just wanted to point that out, I actually kind of anticipated this to happen... :? )

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

 

penguin, shut up. No one likes the smartass nerd.

 

 

So when Lenin does it, it's fine. When I do it, it isn't?

 

Whoo.

 

(Nothing against you Lenin. Just wanted to point that out, I actually kind of anticipated this to happen... :? )

 

The difference is, I'm not asian ;)

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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1) I didn't see his post.

 

 

 

2) I just read his post. I wouldn't recommending using "it" as if what you said is the same thing that he did.

 

 

 

3)(edit) No, seriously. Lenin came off as a cool yet quiet guy, and penguin came across as, well, both a loser and an arrogant ***hole.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

Heh, I have the opposite problem. Kinda. A ton of people know my name, but some of them don't know who I am, and I can't remember the names of half of my classmates.

 

You know how most uppperclassmen hate Freshman? Yeah, I'm known for being the only Freshman in half of my classes. Next year I'll be taking classes with Seniors. :wall:

 

 

 

That must suck.

 

 

 

Hm, now I'm wondering if I'll be with people 2 grades above me in High School...

 

 

 

I'm taking Alg. 1 Honors and Earth/Space Science Honors right now, so... :|

 

I was the only sophmore in my Astronomy class full of seniors last year. I was also the best student. That was cool, though, since everyone would want me on their team for the Jeopardy-style review games and such.

 

 

 

I'm also the kind of guy that, unless I'm known as the smart guy in class, I kinda pass under the radar. Which is cool, though, since nobody pays attention and will talk about anything as if I weren't there. I know things about everyone; who's going to be in court for a traffic violation, who's having bad family troubles, etc. So that's cool, if I can ever think of something to do with that.

 

 

 

We're so freaking similar.

 

 

 

Being quiet made me very observant, I guess.

Quiet

 

Reserved

 

Shy

 

Decent with computers

 

Not popular

 

Excellent in mathematics

 

Introverted

 

Grade A student

 

Small group of friends

 

Short

 

No girlfriend

 

Loser

 

Weak musclewise

 

Weird hairstyle

 

Glasses

 

Reclusive

 

High IQ

 

Low Social IQ

 

Skinny

 

 

 

 

 

90% of this forum fits 90% of this criteria. Similarity is not a rarity.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

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