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What would you name your first child?


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I've always liked "Spanky". There's no way I would ever name my kid that, but I wouldn't hold it against someone if they named their kid that.

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Girl - Amelie or Malin

 

 

 

Guy - Fredrik or Thomas

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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I would name a boy Thor. Norse God of Thunder = Badass. If he became a carpenter, that would be epic irony. (For those who don't get it, Thor's weapon was the Mjöllnir, a hammer).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That, or maybe Richard, if he had to have a normal name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For a girl...Idk. Brandi maybe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, I'd let the mother decide, then I can't get yelled at....Yeah, that's my answer. :lol:

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The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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