Wongtong Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Yesterday out of boredom, I snapped a small piece of glass off something that I broke. Then I ate it. Now I'm worried that it'll cut me up from the inside, my friend said that would happen. But another friend said that my stomach acid would dissolve it. What will happen? I had a stomach ache for the whole night last night and was a bit worried about it this morning.. EDIT: Speaking of eating glass, what's the weirdest thing you've eaten? o_o EDIT2: Yeah, this thread really needs to die. It was really blown out of proportion. I'm fine and healthy, the shard is probably long gone and in the sewers etc etc. -_- I am not a legend, nor am I developmentally delayed. Take your OT Meme and leave. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Go to the toilet. If you feel a sharp pain, your stomach acids probably didn't dissolve it. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 It'll be dissolved. I ate a PS3 once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 Go to the toilet. If you feel a sharp pain, your stomach acids probably didn't dissolve it. Would that mean I'm all cut up inside? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Go to the toilet. If you feel a sharp pain, your stomach acids probably didn't dissolve it. Would that mean I'm all cut up inside? I dunno, go see a doctor. =/ sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 It'll be dissolved. I ate a PS3 once. I'm surprised it's awesomeness didn't kill you :twss: BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 Go to the toilet. If you feel a sharp pain, your stomach acids probably didn't dissolve it. Would that mean I'm all cut up inside? I dunno, go see a doctor. =/ Wtf, why waste $20 to go visit a doctor for something that MIGHT have happened, when I can just ask random people online? ^^ 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Go to the toilet. If you feel a sharp pain, your stomach acids probably didn't dissolve it. Would that mean I'm all cut up inside? I dunno, go see a doctor. =/ Wtf, why waste $20 to go visit a doctor for something that MIGHT have happened, when I can just ask random people online? ^^ Because they aren't as knowledgeable as doctors in the field of health? BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Go to the toilet. If you feel a sharp pain, your stomach acids probably didn't dissolve it. Would that mean I'm all cut up inside? I dunno, go see a doctor. =/ Wtf, why waste $20 to go visit a doctor for something that MIGHT have happened, when I can just ask random people online? ^^ Its only $20, and its your health.. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 I'm reasonably sure that was sarcasm. At least I hope it was. You could always perform surgery on yourself to see if it's still there. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 I ate a nail (a metal nail) when I was around 2 crawling around my kitchen floor. I'm totally serious, I have the x-rays XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happysniff Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Um.. ok, you all seem to be completely unphased by the fact that he ate glass. So tell me, why did you ate glass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 And acid isn't going to be disolved. When I was in the labs, when I was at college a few years ago in a Biotech course (changed college now), we worked with a lot of acids, including the one of the stomach and some stronger ones as well. Guess what, they were all stored in glass things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 You know what, this reminds me of the guy who claimed he ate a bottle of hand lotion or something. And that was an epic thread. (By any chance, do you have a muscular liver?) Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Um.. ok, you all seem to be completely unphased by the fact that he ate glass. So tell me, why did you ate glass? Yesterday out of boredom, I snapped a small piece of glass off something that I broke. Then I ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 I ate a nail (a metal nail) when I was around 2 crawling around my kitchen floor. I'm totally serious, I have the x-rays XD Did you poop it out? Or did it have to be surgically removed :S Um.. ok, you all seem to be completely unphased by the fact that he ate glass. So tell me, why did you ate glass? *she, I ate the piece of glass out of boredom. It was just right there in front of me and I was meant to be studying; being the odd person I am, I ate it. I was surprised it didn't cut my tongue. (I was kind of hoping that it would) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 I was surprised it didn't cut my tongue. (I was kind of hoping that it would) I suggest you not only see a doctor about the glass you've eaten, but you also see a psychiatrist about some other issues you may have. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 laughed my [wagon] off at this thread. this is some quality humor right here :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 laughed my [wagon] off at this thread. this is some quality humor right here -_- I was serious about eating glass. the funny thing is that I wasn't being sarcastic about the doctor comment. I am that cheap :/ 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 What the [bleep]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Click 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Danm you must've been bored to eat something that can screw you over. Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 You were bored... So you ate a piece of glass? Does your brain function correctly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Um.. ok, you all seem to be completely unphased by the fact that he ate glass. So tell me, why did you ate glass? I know, I was sitting here laughing as I read it and just thinking "Why the hell hasn't anyone asked him why he ate glass yet?", and everyone carrying on as if it were the most common problem ever. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 What the [bleep]? :lol: There are other things to eat when you are bored Wongtong, and food being one of them. ;) I'd check out online (Google "Eating Glass") and see if it has been done before and if they survived, or go and see a doctor. Also, if it didn't screw up your throat, then why would it stuff up the rest of your organs? My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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