I start conversations without using a greeting sometimes (usually with a "did you know..." or "did you hear..."). Some people actually become temporarily confused when I do this. Ah well.

 

 

 

On "random" humor, I find a lot of people try to copy the shock humor of Monty Python. DO NOT DO THIS. Very few people can pull this off and be funny and most people who try don't have a good sense of humor anyways.

Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel!

 

 

 

Lol not random, just a lack of focus.

 

 

 

It actually annoys me how every girl thinks they're so random and how it's such an attractive feature. It's really not. I want a girl I can talk to without her randomly changing the subject to something totally off topic and thinking she's being cute. Maybe if the new subject is important, ok. If not, it's just annoying. I don't care what some random kid said to you in the hall today, you better listen to what I'm saying about plans for tomorrow night dammit.

Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel!

 

 

 

Lol not random, just a lack of focus.

 

 

 

It actually annoys me how every girl thinks they're so random and how it's such an attractive feature. It's really not. I want a girl I can talk to without her randomly changing the subject to something totally off topic and thinking she's being cute. Maybe if the new subject is important, ok. If not, it's just annoying. I don't care what some random kid said to you in the hall today, you better listen to what I'm saying about plans for tomorrow night dammit.

 

I couldn't agree more. It's so annoying when people do that, trying to be funny/dumb themselves down to get others to notice them.

 

Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel!

 

That's exactly what pryo was talking about. People trying to be "random".

I know...

Well...seeing as i never pay attention to what my friends say then come into the conversation by saying something I think they're talking about but they're not...I dunno if it's counted as being random :roll:

 

 

 

But I'd say I'm decently random at times....For example, Squirrels....And yes, I an only joking about the squirrels thing, I don't want flamed ;)

I'm not spontaneous at all. I'm very regimented.

 

 

 

This "random" thing is just a trend anyway.

Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel!

 

 

 

Lol not random, just a lack of focus.

 

 

 

It actually annoys me how every girl thinks they're so random and how it's such an attractive feature. It's really not. I want a girl I can talk to without her randomly changing the subject to something totally off topic and thinking she's being cute. Maybe if the new subject is important, ok. If not, it's just annoying. I don't care what some random kid said to you in the hall today, you better listen to what I'm saying about plans for tomorrow night dammit.

 

It has come to my attention that you have performed an identified action at this location. In other words, I c wat you did thar.

 

 

 

I third this, though, the teenage girl randomness just gives me images of dull-witted blonde bimbos stumbling along, not really realizing where they're going, until they walk off of a steel girder and plummet to their deaths.

Compared to my irl friends I guess I am pretty random, but not the "LOL LOOK AT ME I DREW A COW-PERSON I AM SO RANDOM :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: " random -.-

No it doesn't, spurting out random words like spool and dentistry is neither funny nor witty.

 

Is it bad that I seriously thought you said "stool" and "dysentery"?

 

And no, I'm not trying to be random. I seriously thought that. I suppose I'm rather immature, that'd explain it.

 

It's not society's definition of random, and I doubt it's the dictionary definition either, but I tend to plan things out ahead of time, then ditch my plan somewhere along the road and just wing it from there.

 

I'm not random,I just say things outside the current context.In my mind I'm connecting things like 28 has 3 syllables,and if you replace 8 with the number of syllables it has,you get 23,which is proof the number is after me.Speaking of numbers,13 is,ironically,lucky for me.

 

Hm, that too. I make weird connections, but they are by no means random because they make sense to me...

 

I sometimes do try to confuse people on purpose though. Confucian, confusing, same thing...

Hmmm, I do not mean random as in screaming off topic words on purpose to get a cheap "wtf?" laugh. I'm just curious to hear everyone's good old weird stories.

 

 

 

It seems I should make it clear to not just post the first stupid thought that comes to mind once you enter this thread.

A few years ago we are sitting in English class and my teacher was explaining something or other and I shouted RAINBOWS. Completely FTW

 

We used to have a special room in our school for you type of folk.

I zone out? Does that count?

I zone out? Does that count?

 

 

 

Thats where most of my stuff comes to me. :P

most of my thoughts are too abstract and random to even put on paper. Some tangible ones that came to mind:

 

 

 

I often fantasize about co-ordinating a spontaneous dance+song with my entire high school (like in musicals). With a lot of silly hip-swinging.

 

 

 

A lot of times I just make noises loudly like: (BAPBAP BALAPALAPALAPAAAAAP ZAAPPPPP LAAAAAAPPPPP ZAAAAAAPPP). For many minutes at a time.

 

 

 

Whenever I hear the word "drum" I feel a seducing need to do a drum-roll with my fingers.

 

 

 

I also have many random poetic and deep (or seemingly so) lines contrived from somewhere in my head. Heres one I thought of a second ago.

 

"Ashes fall on the soul, blanketing the plain of my conscious. OH wait! I don't have a soul! Yet my consciousness is wilder than ever. YAY for volcanoes"

 

 

 

Also lately I've been finding it REALLY amusing to scream "help!" at inappropriate times and places. When changing classes in school, I usually scream help at least once a day. HAHAHAHAH people react.

 

 

 

I also like to say acronyms for comical effect.

 

For example if someone said a bad joke, instead of fake-laughing I'll just give them a hardy "ELL OH ELL".

 

 

 

I also like interpretive dance, preferably to things that disgust/horrify people.

 

 

 

Oh, and I get obsessed with really weird stuff. Lately I've been obsessed with applying almond butter to apples. If I don't get my apple + almond butter fix until the can of almond butter is gone I'll feel like I'm missing something.

 

 

 

Before the apple + almond butter obsession, I had an obsession with N-Blox, a popular online Tetris flash game. I played whenever I wasn't doing homework and wasn't busy - amounting to hours a day.

 

 

 

Oh and me and my mother pretend that our dogs can talk, have ever since I was like five years old. I ask one of my dogs a question and she answers back in a high-pitched voice. Sometimes when I'm bored I talk to myself that way, responding in my dogs signature high-pitched voice.

At a party some guy started saying that there was porn on tv. Then I shouted that it was on mondays.

 

There was this 2 second silence and then everyone started laughing.

 

Heh, that's where a good deal of my humor comes from.

 

 

 

Some is also Monty Python-ish.

 

 

 

I often fantasize about co-ordinating a spontaneous dance+song with my entire high school (like in musicals). With a lot of silly hip-swinging.

 

Whoa, so do I. Many of my strangest thoughts are turning my life into a movie. Occasionally musicals.

 

 

 

But cool songs. Like, a rock musical. I think I should make one of those. A few Bon Jovi songs come to mind...

One time during a test i started singing Umbrella.

Some people think being random and saying random things makes them somehow witty and funny.

 

 

 

No it doesn't, spurting out random words like spool and dentistry is neither funny nor witty.

 

 

 

It depends on the word and context. Some people can get away with it and some can't.

You people really need to watch the Boosh more often.

 

 

 

Time for you to meet Old Gregg

I often fantasize about co-ordinating a spontaneous dance+song with my entire high school (like in musicals). With a lot of silly hip-swinging.

 

Whoa, so do I. Many of my strangest thoughts are turning my life into a movie. Occasionally musicals.

 

 

 

But cool songs. Like, a rock musical. I think I should make one of those. A few Bon Jovi songs come to mind...

 

 

 

Ha. I've done that as well. Mine was more of a realization that there are some 600 kids vr.s 100 staff... We could take em. :twisted:

The Simpsons are random and they're pretty funny.

You people really need to watch the Boosh more often.

 

 

 

Time for you to meet Old Gregg

 

I think of the Soup Song or the Cheese song when Mighty Boosh are mentioned.

 

 

 

I don't think I'm random, I just think I'm a bit odd sometimes. ie my thoughts are erratic.

You people really need to watch the Boosh more often.

 

 

 

Time for you to meet Old Gregg

 

I think of the Soup Song or the Cheese song when Mighty Boosh are mentioned.

 

 

 

I don't I'm random, I just think I'm a bit odd sometimes.

 

In society random people are deemed odd.

If we don't have free will, how can we be random?

 

Doesn't entirely apply, but I thought this study was interesting:

 

http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/v11/n5/abs/nn.2112.html

I was searching random images on google and came along this... I didn't know whether I wanted to punch the guy out or laugh hysterically.

 

 

 

I'm random enough that I can be funny, like I don't always stay on topic, and I might notice things that aren't completely relevant and so on, but not random enough that I'm an idiot.

I was searching random images on google and came along this... I didn't know whether I wanted to punch the guy out or laugh hysterically.

 

 

 

 

Gonna have to say I lol'd from that. :lol: