Quoi_Tu Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I start conversations without using a greeting sometimes (usually with a "did you know..." or "did you hear..."). Some people actually become temporarily confused when I do this. Ah well. On "random" humor, I find a lot of people try to copy the shock humor of Monty Python. DO NOT DO THIS. Very few people can pull this off and be funny and most people who try don't have a good sense of humor anyways. Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel! Lol not random, just a lack of focus. It actually annoys me how every girl thinks they're so random and how it's such an attractive feature. It's really not. I want a girl I can talk to without her randomly changing the subject to something totally off topic and thinking she's being cute. Maybe if the new subject is important, ok. If not, it's just annoying. I don't care what some random kid said to you in the hall today, you better listen to what I'm saying about plans for tomorrow night dammit. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel! Lol not random, just a lack of focus. It actually annoys me how every girl thinks they're so random and how it's such an attractive feature. It's really not. I want a girl I can talk to without her randomly changing the subject to something totally off topic and thinking she's being cute. Maybe if the new subject is important, ok. If not, it's just annoying. I don't care what some random kid said to you in the hall today, you better listen to what I'm saying about plans for tomorrow night dammit. I couldn't agree more. It's so annoying when people do that, trying to be funny/dumb themselves down to get others to notice them. Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel! That's exactly what pryo was talking about. People trying to be "random".I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drazhor Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Well...seeing as i never pay attention to what my friends say then come into the conversation by saying something I think they're talking about but they're not...I dunno if it's counted as being random :roll: But I'd say I'm decently random at times....For example, Squirrels....And yes, I an only joking about the squirrels thing, I don't want flamed ;) Visit my blog! Click the madness for more madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jernlov Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'm not spontaneous at all. I'm very regimented. This "random" thing is just a trend anyway. Steam | Soup | Last.fm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Random, eh? Let me tell you...Oh look, a squirrel! Lol not random, just a lack of focus. It actually annoys me how every girl thinks they're so random and how it's such an attractive feature. It's really not. I want a girl I can talk to without her randomly changing the subject to something totally off topic and thinking she's being cute. Maybe if the new subject is important, ok. If not, it's just annoying. I don't care what some random kid said to you in the hall today, you better listen to what I'm saying about plans for tomorrow night dammit. It has come to my attention that you have performed an identified action at this location. In other words, I c wat you did thar. I third this, though, the teenage girl randomness just gives me images of dull-witted blonde bimbos stumbling along, not really realizing where they're going, until they walk off of a steel girder and plummet to their deaths. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Compared to my irl friends I guess I am pretty random, but not the "LOL LOOK AT ME I DREW A COW-PERSON I AM SO RANDOM :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: " random -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 No it doesn't, spurting out random words like spool and dentistry is neither funny nor witty. Is it bad that I seriously thought you said "stool" and "dysentery"? And no, I'm not trying to be random. I seriously thought that. I suppose I'm rather immature, that'd explain it. It's not society's definition of random, and I doubt it's the dictionary definition either, but I tend to plan things out ahead of time, then ditch my plan somewhere along the road and just wing it from there. I'm not random,I just say things outside the current context.In my mind I'm connecting things like 28 has 3 syllables,and if you replace 8 with the number of syllables it has,you get 23,which is proof the number is after me.Speaking of numbers,13 is,ironically,lucky for me. Hm, that too. I make weird connections, but they are by no means random because they make sense to me... I sometimes do try to confuse people on purpose though. Confucian, confusing, same thing... Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What980 Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Hmmm, I do not mean random as in screaming off topic words on purpose to get a cheap "wtf?" laugh. I'm just curious to hear everyone's good old weird stories. It seems I should make it clear to not just post the first stupid thought that comes to mind once you enter this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 A few years ago we are sitting in English class and my teacher was explaining something or other and I shouted RAINBOWS. Completely FTW We used to have a special room in our school for you type of folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhaloguy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I zone out? Does that count? If you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What980 Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 I zone out? Does that count? Thats where most of my stuff comes to me. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 most of my thoughts are too abstract and random to even put on paper. Some tangible ones that came to mind: I often fantasize about co-ordinating a spontaneous dance+song with my entire high school (like in musicals). With a lot of silly hip-swinging. A lot of times I just make noises loudly like: (BAPBAP BALAPALAPALAPAAAAAP ZAAPPPPP LAAAAAAPPPPP ZAAAAAAPPP). For many minutes at a time. Whenever I hear the word "drum" I feel a seducing need to do a drum-roll with my fingers. I also have many random poetic and deep (or seemingly so) lines contrived from somewhere in my head. Heres one I thought of a second ago. "Ashes fall on the soul, blanketing the plain of my conscious. OH wait! I don't have a soul! Yet my consciousness is wilder than ever. YAY for volcanoes" Also lately I've been finding it REALLY amusing to scream "help!" at inappropriate times and places. When changing classes in school, I usually scream help at least once a day. HAHAHAHAH people react. I also like to say acronyms for comical effect. For example if someone said a bad joke, instead of fake-laughing I'll just give them a hardy "ELL OH ELL". I also like interpretive dance, preferably to things that disgust/horrify people. Oh, and I get obsessed with really weird stuff. Lately I've been obsessed with applying almond butter to apples. If I don't get my apple + almond butter fix until the can of almond butter is gone I'll feel like I'm missing something. Before the apple + almond butter obsession, I had an obsession with N-Blox, a popular online Tetris flash game. I played whenever I wasn't doing homework and wasn't busy - amounting to hours a day. Oh and me and my mother pretend that our dogs can talk, have ever since I was like five years old. I ask one of my dogs a question and she answers back in a high-pitched voice. Sometimes when I'm bored I talk to myself that way, responding in my dogs signature high-pitched voice. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 At a party some guy started saying that there was porn on tv. Then I shouted that it was on mondays. There was this 2 second silence and then everyone started laughing. Heh, that's where a good deal of my humor comes from. Some is also Monty Python-ish. I often fantasize about co-ordinating a spontaneous dance+song with my entire high school (like in musicals). With a lot of silly hip-swinging. Whoa, so do I. Many of my strangest thoughts are turning my life into a movie. Occasionally musicals. But cool songs. Like, a rock musical. I think I should make one of those. A few Bon Jovi songs come to mind... catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 One time during a test i started singing Umbrella. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Some people think being random and saying random things makes them somehow witty and funny. No it doesn't, spurting out random words like spool and dentistry is neither funny nor witty. It depends on the word and context. Some people can get away with it and some can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 You people really need to watch the Boosh more often. Time for you to meet Old Gregg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What980 Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 I often fantasize about co-ordinating a spontaneous dance+song with my entire high school (like in musicals). With a lot of silly hip-swinging. Whoa, so do I. Many of my strangest thoughts are turning my life into a movie. Occasionally musicals. But cool songs. Like, a rock musical. I think I should make one of those. A few Bon Jovi songs come to mind... Ha. I've done that as well. Mine was more of a realization that there are some 600 kids vr.s 100 staff... We could take em. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 The Simpsons are random and they're pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 You people really need to watch the Boosh more often. Time for you to meet Old Gregg I think of the Soup Song or the Cheese song when Mighty Boosh are mentioned. I don't think I'm random, I just think I'm a bit odd sometimes. ie my thoughts are erratic. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 You people really need to watch the Boosh more often. Time for you to meet Old Gregg I think of the Soup Song or the Cheese song when Mighty Boosh are mentioned. I don't I'm random, I just think I'm a bit odd sometimes. In society random people are deemed odd. Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave0293 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 If we don't have free will, how can we be random? Doesn't entirely apply, but I thought this study was interesting: http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/v11/n5/abs/nn.2112.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I was searching random images on google and came along this... I didn't know whether I wanted to punch the guy out or laugh hysterically. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I'm random enough that I can be funny, like I don't always stay on topic, and I might notice things that aren't completely relevant and so on, but not random enough that I'm an idiot. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What980 Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 I was searching random images on google and came along this... I didn't know whether I wanted to punch the guy out or laugh hysterically. Gonna have to say I lol'd from that. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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