When people chew with their mouth open and you can see all of the contents of their mouth.

 

Amen brother.

When people chew with their mouth open and you can see all of the contents of their mouth.

 

Amen brother.

 

Whenever I see someone doing that, I either yell at them, call them a pig, slap them, or do something to their food. Unless it's my mom. which it usually is. #-o

The double standards of racism.

When you reach out your hand for a handshake and the other person only grasps half your hand. Depending on the person, handshakes should be friendly yet firm; I can't shake your hand firmly when you decide to cut off my hand like that (you jerk), it just turns limp and lifeless. It makes me hate the person a little bit.

 

 

 

I think it was Demetri Martin who did a joke on this.

Or when it's a full handshake, but the other person just has their hand go limp like they're shaking with the air. When that happens, I can't help but think, pansy.

Or when it's a full handshake, but the other person just has their hand go limp like they're shaking with the air. When that happens, I can't help but think, pansy.

 

Same here, except nobody "goes into" the handshake. Most people i've shook hands with (my age) don't swoop in enough, so I just catch their fingers. -.-

 

 

 

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When you reach out your hand for a handshake and the other person only grasps half your hand. Depending on the person, handshakes should be friendly yet firm; I can't shake your hand firmly when you decide to cut off my hand like that (you jerk), it just turns limp and lifeless. It makes me hate the person a little bit.

 

 

 

I think it was Demetri Martin who did a joke on this.

 

I just read this. You need to swoop more, man! :lol:

When you reach out your hand for a handshake and the other person only grasps half your hand. Depending on the person, handshakes should be friendly yet firm; I can't shake your hand firmly when you decide to cut off my hand like that (you jerk), it just turns limp and lifeless. It makes me hate the person a little bit.

 

 

 

I think it was Demetri Martin who did a joke on this.

 

I hate doing things with hands to anyone in general.

 

It's always really awkward, because you don't know if they wanna do a terrorist fist bump, or a high five, or that slidey finger then terrorist bump, or the slidey fingers, then hold them together and snap, or if they want to shake your hand. I hate that.

 

 

 

I also hate people who walk really really slowly in hallways. pisses me off so much.

 

Makes me want to trip them and walk over their bodies, and when they look up and go WTF I wanna spit in their face, and swear at them a lot for being douchebags.

 

 

 

It really really annoys me when people play music really loudly with their headphones, and make it so the whole [bleep]ing hallway, or the whole class has to hear it. And I hate when people do that with their cellphones.

 

 

 

And, people annoy me in general. [lots and lots and lots of swearing.]

When people don't shut up sometimes. ARGH! Makes me want to take a gun and shoot them in the head. :x

There is one thing I hate, and words alone cannot express my rage when this happens.

 

 

 

So I'll just post this right here:

 

 

 

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When I'm in Study Hall (a free period) and people across the room are talking. Then when they run out of things to talk about, they just sit there in silence for a moment, then one of them goes:

 

 

 

"It just got really quiet."

 

 

 

If you don't have anything to talk about, then thats when its time to shut the hell up, don't talk just for the sake of talking, because thats when it gets really loud and annoying.

 

 

 

It's even worse when it's some stupid valley girl that says it, because then it sounds more like this.

 

 

 

"It just got really quieeeeeeet?"

When I'm in Study Hall (a free period) and people across the room are talking. Then when they run out of things to talk about, they just sit there in silence for a moment, then one of them goes:

 

 

 

"It just got really quiet."

 

 

 

If you don't have anything to talk about, then thats when its time to shut the hell up, don't talk just for the sake of talking, because thats when it gets really loud and annoying.

 

 

 

It's even worse when it's some stupid valley girl that says it, because then it sounds more like this.

 

 

 

"It just got really quieeeeeeet?"

 

Related to this, when you're talking about something and everyone else gets really quiet while you're still talking. Once, me and a friend were talking about high-velocity tungsten cannon balls tearing through people, buildings, everything, and just as I was saying something about pink mist, the entire classroom got dead quiet. It's like "wtf?".

Or when it's a full handshake, but the other person just has their hand go limp like they're shaking with the air. When that happens, I can't help but think, pansy.

 

 

 

Vivacious male contact is gay dude.

 

 

 

The last handshake I gave was a weak one but there was a reason behind that... I shook my girlfriend's dad's hand and my hand was very dirty.

People that intentionally blast their radio when they are cleaning their car.

 

 

 

They should stop and think that not everyone shares their taste in music.

My only annoyance at the current time are dealers at the casino who pay more attention to having a conversation with people not involved with the hand, than listening to the players left in the hand. Sounds a little stupid but when you verbalise "raise" throw out a single chip which is over the min-bet (counts as a call unless verbalised) then have the dealer go " to call" then deny you said "raise" because he wasn't paying attention. I swear the next time one does that I'm going to get them removed from the floor for being unprofessional and hopefully fired from their job if i catch them at it again.

I hate doing things with hands to anyone in general.

 

It's always really awkward, because you don't know if they wanna do a terrorist fist bump, or a high five, or that slidey finger then terrorist bump, or the slidey fingers, then hold them together and snap, or if they want to shake your hand. I hate that.

 

 

 

LMFAO!!!! :lol: That is so amazingly true! Someone puts their hand out sideways towards you and it could be so many options which are expected of you. I also hate it when you mess up a hand slap so it either misses, or remains connected for too long so it seems like you were just touching hands.... Eew...

I hate doing things with hands to anyone in general.

 

It's always really awkward, because you don't know if they wanna do a terrorist fist bump, or a high five, or that slidey finger then terrorist bump, or the slidey fingers, then hold them together and snap, or if they want to shake your hand. I hate that.

 

 

 

LMFAO!!!! :lol: That is so amazingly true! Someone puts their hand out sideways towards you and it could be so many options which are expected of you. I also hate it when you mess up a hand slap so it either misses, or remains connected for too long so it seems like you were just touching hands.... Eew...

 

It's also really annoying when someone wants to do one of those things, and you put your hand out questioningly and they do the hand slide thing, and just sorta stroke your hand. It's really creepy.

People that intentionally blast their radio when they are cleaning their car.

 

 

 

They should stop and think that not everyone shares their taste in music.

 

 

 

Would that mean it's okay to blast their music if you liked it?

People who wear headphones and sing along to the song they're listening to in public.

People that intentionally blast their radio when they are cleaning their car.

 

 

 

They should stop and think that not everyone shares their taste in music.

 

Today I drove down the street with my windows rolled down, the volume as high as it would go, and blaring the sweet, light sounds of a symphony orchestra. It was awesome. I now have that radio station as a preset.

People who say "I hate people."

I hate doing things with hands to anyone in general.

 

It's always really awkward, because you don't know if they wanna do a terrorist fist bump, or a high five, or that slidey finger then terrorist bump, or the slidey fingers, then hold them together and snap, or if they want to shake your hand. I hate that.

 

 

 

Whenever you see a prompt for a 'hand-interaction', this is what you do:

 

 

 

First, put on a look of extreme bewilderment. Slowly edge closer to the person's hand. Then, slowly, very slowly, do something outrageous.

 

 

 

For example, if someone prompts for a handshake, slowly grasp the person's thumb.

 

A high-five? Grip the person's wrist and place it upon your forehead.

 

 

 

Great at parties.

 

 

 

>.>

When I'm in Study Hall (a free period) and people across the room are talking. Then when they run out of things to talk about, they just sit there in silence for a moment, then one of them goes:

 

 

 

"It just got really quiet."

 

 

 

If you don't have anything to talk about, then thats when its time to shut the hell up, don't talk just for the sake of talking, because thats when it gets really loud and annoying.

 

 

 

It's even worse when it's some stupid valley girl that says it, because then it sounds more like this.

 

 

 

"It just got really quieeeeeeet?"

 

Related to this, when you're talking about something and everyone else gets really quiet while you're still talking. Once, me and a friend were talking about high-velocity tungsten cannon balls tearing through people, buildings, everything, and just as I was saying something about pink mist, the entire classroom got dead quiet. It's like "wtf?".

 

 

 

Oh GOD I get that about five times in every lesson I have. The volume on some of my lessons just is like a rollercoaster.

 

 

 

Then my friend next to me will always say 'It always goes quiet!' in a hushed tone. And he won't actually talk until it's sufficiently loud enough for him.

 

 

 

 

 

OH! and on things that annoy the hell out of me.

 

 

 

TWILIGHT.

 

TWILIGHT.

 

 

 

You need not say more. This book is the spawn of Satan.

 

 

 

It basically screams "Fashion slaves, UNITE!"

People who wear headphones and sing along to the song they're listening to in public.

 

What's so bad about that? It's quite amusing.

People who wear headphones and sing along to the song they're listening to in public.

 

What's so bad about that? It's quite amusing.

 

 

 

They're usually singing horribly (and think they're singing well because it goes along with the music only they hear) and I can laugh my [wagon] off at them without them knowing. But it's really awkward when they DO hear me and take off the headphones and just go "WHAT?!".

 

 

 

Jerry Springer

 

Soap Operas when I'm trying to watch quality television during the weekdays I have off.

 

People who still use "Word".

 

People who are talking to you then totally ignore you to answer a text they just got.

 

 

 

Will fill in more as they come to me.