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There was some state in the south where it was required to bathe at least once a year :lol:

 

 

 

Well that's one of those outdated laws back when one could only bathe a few times a year. Funny nevertheless.

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Oh, and In a small city in the US somewhere, putting salt on railways is punnishable by death :lol:

 

That makes sense though. You'd be surprised how something tiny can derail a train. At street crossings they usually stop to check. People are [bleep]s like that.

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Oh, and In a small city in the US somewhere, putting salt on railways is punnishable by death :lol:

 

That makes sense though. You'd be surprised how something tiny can derail a train. At street crossings they usually stop to check. People are [bleep]s like that.

 

 

 

Salt can derail a train? Damn, didn't even think about that #-o :lol:

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I heard one law in Ripley's Believe it or not, sounds like complete bs to me. "Women in can not wear shiny shoes lest men see reflections of their underwear". Yeah sure.

 

 

 

that wouldnt be that surprising, not exactly reasonable but if you think back to when society was more modest it makes sense as a law.

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It would, until you realize that the women in question would have to be wearing very shiny shoes indeed. Like mirrors lol.

 

 

 

Also I don't know whose it is referring to. If the men would see reflections of their own underwear, or the woman's. I think I'll leave that to the philosophers.

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There was some state in the south where it was required to bathe at least once a year :lol:

 

 

 

Well that's one of those outdated laws back when one could only bathe a few times a year. Funny nevertheless.

 

Yeah, well, it's illegal to take baths on Sundays here.

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It would, until you realize that the women in question would have to be wearing very shiny shoes indeed. Like mirrors lol.

 

 

 

Also I don't know whose it is referring to. If the men would see reflections of their own underwear, or the woman's. I think I'll leave that to the philosophers.

 

 

 

very true, Id love to see the session where they put this into place

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What the hell? Are all these laws from the 18-who knows what that nobody ever removed?

 

 

 

Although the Whaling in Oklahoma is quite amusing. :lol:

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Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma

 

 

 

This takes the cake.

 

 

 

Dangit I was about to post that one. :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

In Kentucky it is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

 

 

 

As in Alabama, I think. It is aslo punishable by death to put salt on railroad tracks.

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I think that in California you aren't supposed to ride your bike into a pool, or own a pet giraffe.

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Reference to page 2, molest also means to bother or annoy.

 

 

 

a law for NC: Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times in public.

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Here in New York it's illegal to knowingly sell a haunted house. I do believe in ghosts, but I really think it's dumb to pass a law based on something that hasn't been proven. That's why I agree that church and state should be seperate, even though I'm Catholic.

 

 

 

Also, it's illegal for men to go topless in the center of town in Ocean city (got this one from a site).

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I remember that I read somewhere that it's illegal to kiss someone if you have a mustache in some state in USA. Also it's illegal to pretend to be swimming in Southern California.

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Here in New York it's illegal to knowingly sell a haunted house. I do believe in ghosts, but I really think it's dumb to pass a law based on something that hasn't been proven. That's why I agree that church and state should be seperate, even though I'm Catholic.

 

 

 

Also, it's illegal for men to go topless in the center of town in Ocean city (got this one from a site).

 

 

 

Does the general concept of ghost really fall under church and state since a large portion of religions/belief systems, and since ghosts arent really bound to religion? That law obviously wont hold up in any case since you cant "prove" it though if you did the new owners would be rich :lol:. Interestingly though, I recall a law somewhere that bans the killing of bigfoot which was probably made on the same reasoning of getting ahead of the curve so to speak.

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Also it's illegal to pretend to be swimming in Southern California.

 

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