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You're not allowed to drag a dead horse down Younge street on Sunday in Toronto.

 

 

 

All other days are okay though.

 

I'm so going to try that now. Would you happen to be from Toronto?

 

 

 

Anyways, I had this book, I think it the Bathroom reader's or something, that had a section for useless laws. Most of them are ridiculous.

 

 

 

Also, if there's a law/warning for against, someone has tried it, and then tried to sue or got hurt.

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"wow, that's a long list"

 

that is whats obvious.

 

And do people not know what [bleep]ing hide tags are for, jesus christ.

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I found another today; here in the UK it is illegal to set off a nuclear bomb. You can thank Blair for that.

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Heh, a funny one from my home state.

 

 

 

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

 

 

 

It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

 

 

 

The illegality of that is pretty funny. :P

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I don't live there, but exploding an atomic bomb in Chico, California is punishable with a $500 fine.

 

 

 

Also, fishing for whales in any pond, lake or stream is forbidden in Ohio

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You can be hung for stealing someone's horse in Texas.

 

 

 

It's considered rape if some holds their finger in another person's bellybutton for longer than a minute.

 

 

 

It's illegal to commit suicide.

 

What if u suicide, they will put u in prison :?:

 

 

 

 

 

P.S: sry, i just saw that topic and this is from 1st page

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Not sure if it has been said, but in England a pregnant woman can request a Police officers helmet in order to urinate. :?

 

 

 

No idea why, I doubt this days a Police officer would say yes.

 

 

 

Also in some random county it is apparently still 'legal' to kill a Welsh person from a certain distance using only a crossbow. :shock:

 

 

 

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Also in some random county it is apparently still 'legal' to kill a Welsh person from a certain distance using only a crossbow. :shock:

 

It's in a certain castle near Scotland, you're allowed to kill a Welshman after a certain time and within the grounds of the castle with a crossbow/bow.

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Also in some random county it is apparently still 'legal' to kill a Welsh person from a certain distance using only a crossbow. :shock:

 

It's in a certain castle near Scotland, you're allowed to kill a Welshman after a certain time and within the grounds of the castle with a crossbow/bow.

 

Can you give me the details? I want to go Welsh hunting :twisted: :twisted: :P

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@ the last three posts

 

 

 

Doctrine of implied repeal and the Human Rights Act puts an end to that lovely myth I'm afraid (and unfortunately most of the stuff in this thread, at least, I hope the US has a similar doctrine :? )

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You can be hung for stealing someone's horse in Texas.

 

 

 

It's considered rape if some holds their finger in another person's bellybutton for longer than a minute.

 

 

 

It's illegal to commit suicide.

 

What if u suicide, they will put u in prison :?:

 

 

 

 

 

P.S: sry, i just saw that topic and this is from 1st page

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they will ressucitate then arrest you :lol:

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can'r remember where but somewhere in the united states its illegal for more then a single cart or wagon to be traveling across a bridge at the same time

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