Well recently I have come across many idiotic laws. I live in New Jersey, USA. And there's quite an interesting story to some of the ways I found out about the laws here.

 

 

 

One day my buddy and I are walking down the street. We meet a cop. My buddy asks him "is it ( the act) still considered rape if you say 'surprise' before doing the act?" to a policeman. In New Jersey there's a rumor going around that whatever you do isn't considered rape if you say surprise, so we wanted to find out the truth from a true law enforcer.

 

 

 

The reaction of the cop wasn't what I expected. The cop first says "first of all there is no rape in the state of New Jersey." My friend and I go "wtf?@?@?@" The cop then says "It's called sexual assault." Then the cop says if whoever you assault does not wish to be assaulted, then yes it is considered "a sexual assault."

 

 

 

So in conclusion, if you say surprise, in all situations it would never be considered rape in the state of New Jersey. Rape does not exist in the state of New Jersey.

 

 

 

Post some of you useless/funny/idiotic laws in your region.

 

 

 

P.S. Darkdude soz if this is against rules.

In before "weed being illegal."

lolwut?

 

 

 

I believe this is spam.

You're not allowed to drag a dead horse down Younge street on Sunday in Toronto.

 

 

 

All other days are okay though.

In before "weed being illegal."

 

Not if AB390 passes here in CA. Not that it will, unfortunately.

Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma

Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma

 

 

 

This takes the cake.

Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma

 

 

 

 

 

pure epicness. \

Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma

 

 

 

This takes the cake.

 

 

 

Dangit I was about to post that one. :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

In Kentucky it is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

I forget where it is exaclty but somewhere in the Mid-States there's a law where you can't publiclly eat a pickle on Tuesdays.

"A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month."

 

 

 

It's some law in Arkansas.

Its illegal to perform puppet-shows in windows in New York

I think it's in Canada, it's illegal to look at a moose from a plane.

A statute in the New Jersey code states that, The driver of an overtaking motor vehicle not within a business or residence district shall give audible warning with his horn or other warning device before passing or attempting to pass a vehicle proceeding in the same direction.

A statute in the New Jersey code states that, The driver of an overtaking motor vehicle not within a business or residence district shall give audible warning with his horn or other warning device before passing or attempting to pass a vehicle proceeding in the same direction.

 

That's not really useless, it's actually a standard motoring practise in lots of places.

I think somewhere its illegal for ugly people to walk around town. I remember hearing that.

You can be hung for stealing someone's horse in Texas.

 

 

 

It's considered rape if some holds their finger in another person's bellybutton for longer than a minute.

 

 

 

It's illegal to commit suicide.

Not where I live, but I found out;

 

 

 

It's illegal to drink alcohol in the town where Jack Daniels whiskey is made :wall:

Not where I live, but I found out;

 

 

 

It's illegal to drink alcohol in the town where Jack Daniels whiskey is made :wall:

 

 

 

Niiiice. #-o

Not where I live, but I found out;

 

 

 

It's illegal to drink alcohol in the town where Jack Daniels whiskey is made :wall:

 

 

 

Niiiice. #-o

Now thats what i call pure irony :lol:

I remember an Irish parliament member suggesting that commiting suicide should be punished with the death penalty.

 

 

 

It didn't make it sadly

You can't eat an orange in the bathtub within the state of California apparently.

 

 

 

Oh, and here someone recently got in trouble for not tying up their horse properly.

Apparently, in ontario it's illeagel to get a fish drunk. There goes my plans for today.

 

 

 

Oh, and In a small city in the US somewhere, putting salt on railways is punnishable by death :lol:

 

Oh, and here someone recently got in trouble for not tying up their horse properly.

 

 

 

That's quite sensible actually, a scared runaway horse can cause havok. In fact, a runaway horse caused a lot of problems in Paris recently which caused the police to close one of the city's main roads.

it's legal to do mushrooms if you don't get caught in new jersey.