August 24, 200916 yr Was fishing karamja when random events came out. Had a yellow party hat on. Went afk for like 30 seconds to get some pizza,came back in lumby with 3 lobbies in my inventory...no phat :roll:
August 25, 200916 yr Gf me earlier today: 39m lost total + fire cape and rune defender. Might make a pure now or go for a challenging non-buyable, was considering agility. Pfft. What you get noob clawer. :P Jk. Don't worry, Jad is alot easier now I dont know why. Did it a few days ago; was a breeze. As for the rune defender, that only takes a few hours to get. Good luck with getting the 39m back and with mabe getting 99 Agility. Unspam: Bought enough hides for 80 crafting, but forgot I had sc needles in bank. Not too bad though, can always sell them back. Real men get 99 str on cows 8-).
August 29, 200916 yr Gf me earlier today: 39m lost total + fire cape and rune defender. Might make a pure now or go for a challenging non-buyable, was considering agility. Pfft. What you get noob clawer. :P Jk. Don't worry, Jad is alot easier now I dont know why. Did it a few days ago; was a breeze. As for the rune defender, that only takes a few hours to get. Good luck with getting the 39m back and with mabe getting 99 Agility. Unspam: Bought enough hides for 80 crafting, but forgot I had sc needles in bank. Not too bad though, can always sell them back. Just use the sc needles to get 99 crafting... genious =D> =D> =D> [hide=]"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around... Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall: Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:[/hide]
September 1, 200916 yr Just use the sc needles to get 99 crafting... genious =D> =D> =D> please if you are going to make a joke on someone for what you think would be to do the smart thing... make sure to spell GENIUS right as for a fml rs moment i really dont have one except alching my flail in fight pits a long time ago and a whip few months back during a slayer task 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!
September 1, 200916 yr Here's one I found in my archives. It was dated 5 July 2007, about 48 hours after Mithril Dragons were released (and we didn't know all the nuisances with them): I think the DC got me killed. Didn't have the skills to recover the ONYX BOLTS I was using at the time. FML. :wall: Linux User/Enthusiast | Full-Stack Software Engineer | Stack Overflow Member | GIMP User...Alright, the Elf City update lured me back to RS over a year ago.
September 1, 200916 yr Gf me earlier today: [hide=Fml][/hide] 39m lost total + fire cape and rune defender. Might make a pure now or go for a challenging non-buyable, was considering agility. Pfft. What you get noob clawer. :P Jk. Don't worry, Jad is alot easier now I dont know why. Did it a few days ago; was a breeze. As for the rune defender, that only takes a few hours to get. Good luck with getting the 39m back and with mabe getting 99 Agility. Unspam: Bought enough hides for 80 crafting, but forgot I had sc needles in bank. Not too bad though, can always sell them back. Just use the sc needles to get 99 crafting... genious =D> =D> =D> Actually I wasn't rushing, I was just using them for my ko wep, I whipped until low ;) This pissed me off because that nub in statius and claws next to me used a timepiece from a safezone. -.- Best Rubik's cube time solve: 27.81 seconds.Completed Facebook Tetris Marathon (670k score)2000+ total with 5 99's, fletching, cooking, attack, thieving and firemaking
September 2, 200916 yr Was slaying gargoyles earlier while raising my baby red dragon...got up to get a drink...."Your pet has run off to search for food' RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Needless to say, I forgot to feed the dragon and it rain away. :oops: Sleep on...fly on.In your mind, you can fly.Profit From Shops Guide :D
September 2, 200916 yr Was slaying gargoyles earlier while raising my baby red dragon...got up to get a drink...."Your pet has run off to search for food' RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Needless to say, I forgot to feed the dragon and it rain away. :oops: Wait wut? Giga usually puts the L in FML 8-) Best Rubik's cube time solve: 27.81 seconds.Completed Facebook Tetris Marathon (670k score)2000+ total with 5 99's, fletching, cooking, attack, thieving and firemaking
September 2, 200916 yr I know no pic no proof etc but this serious bull just happened to me. Found a noob risking bandos + claws + bgs not praying so I rush him and kill, get really excited as im 100% ep and he just lost all that stuff. Guess which inv drops i get?! nez helm and vengance runes for 80% ep fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu [hide=fuuuu]fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvuuu[/hide] He lost maxed str gear including firecape and I got 60k :wall: :wall: :wall: :roll: :roll: Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod![hide=old sig][/hide]
September 2, 200916 yr February 3, 08 Was worth 6m, I did this because I quit. Today. Pumpkin is worth 15m... And i'm still playing. FML (but I deserve it)
September 3, 200916 yr Had a huge FML moment today. Got 120exp away from 99 crafting 4 weeks ago, was about to get it, but my girlfriend had connection problems, so I postponed it. Been meaning to get it since and set the date of this weekend to finally level it up. Today I hear about the cheap prices for the Trouble Brewing clothing. I wanted some brown naval clothes to match the crafting cape nicely, only to stupidly forget that you gain crafting exp when playing it. So at the end of the game, I hear and see the big 99 fireworks, which was greeted by several people saying "omg" "grats" "what lvl" "who got 99". FML :wall:
September 3, 200916 yr Was slaying gargoyles earlier while raising my baby red dragon...got up to get a drink...."Your pet has run off to search for food' RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Needless to say, I forgot to feed the dragon and it rain away. :oops: same deal with a zammy bird. 4% from hawk. I was a monkey chopping teaks and I automatically clicked bait on it and went back to chopping, then I realise it isn't there and read the run away message. Either I misclicked or you can't feed your pet when your a monkey, either way FML.
September 14, 200916 yr claws + zerker ring equiped... targets noob friend clawed my then he joined in clawing... failcakes Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod![hide=old sig][/hide]
September 14, 200916 yr claws + zerker ring equiped... targets noob friend clawed my then he joined in clawing... failcakes Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod![hide=old sig][/hide]
October 6, 200916 yr Today, the guards stopped me at East Varrock gates and said that newbs like me can't pass through until I reach a higher level. I'm level 107. FML #4762496 I agree, your life sucks (485) - you totally deserved it (243) ^ Blog.
October 7, 200916 yr My 60ish% Zamorak Chick ran away after I forgot to feed it while killing things for Fur 'n' Seek 2nd part. This was about a week ago, I now have a Zamorak Hawk in my POH. When you go feather dragon god, you never go back.
October 7, 200916 yr Way back before trade limits and GE, I lent my Green H'ween Mask to a friend. Minutes after I gave it to him, his account gets banned for scamming.. He didn't fake the getting banned either.. He told me his password, i tried logging in and it said, "Blah blah blah, your account is banned." :unsure:
October 7, 200916 yr A few days ago I was bored and bought like 20 dragon imps and looted them. Lost 5mil, fml #-o Yeah I know it wasn't that bad but I killed my target and I got coins and some other random stuff. Fml, then I realized I got 1.3mil in cash and my target was carrying it by accident. Fml for him :rolleyes: Anyway this fml happened to a friend. He was one iteming in a +1 item world with a bgs. He left his computer for a minute and left his character in a dangerous zone and when he came back he was in edge with a godsword blade and no bgs. He later found out that his little brother dismantled his bgs after he left and then someone killed him
October 7, 200916 yr Several days ago, I decided to play the Great Orb Project. I went and played some games (6 of them I think), and after all of them, my team ALWAYS loses. After those matches, I managed to get on the team with the good players, but my internet connection decides to lag me out at the Earth Altar. After that, I decided to join a 50/50 clan to earn some tokens and RCing exp. However, my internet continues to lag me out after the water altar, and it was just after the other team finished their 3 altars in 50/50. This is when I got my air talisman staff, left the Runecrafting Guild, and went "FML, why did I waste my time?". :wall: BlogTrimmed | Master Quester | Final BossBoss pets: Bombi | Shrimpy | Ellie | Tz-Rek Jad | Karil the Bobbled | Mega Ducklings120s: Dungeoneering | Invention
October 8, 200916 yr Way back before trade limits and GE, I lent my Green H'ween Mask to a friend. Minutes after I gave it to him, his account gets banned for scamming.. He didn't fake the getting banned either.. He told me his password, i tried logging in and it said, "Blah blah blah, your account is banned." :unsure: hahahaha this one made me laugh hard ANAHEIM DUCKS
October 8, 200916 yr small FML this morning. I was thinking that the Saradomin Godsword (SGS) price was probably at his peak at the moment and probably is going to sink in price. For some reason I put in the minimum price at the GE for the SGS just to check, and I expected it wouldn't buy. And of course: instant buy. I actually didn't even want it. How stupid can you be?
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