Johannas Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I always come across random things on the internet with terrible translation, and alot of the time it amuses me. Just made a thread to see if anyone else shares this sad enthusiam with me. Once i saw a scence from star wars or something that had been dubbed (via translation) from one language to another, and then from that language to another language and so on - after about 5 or 6 different translations it was turned back into the original language and it was completely different and very amusing - although i can't find it :( Anyway, just came across this on eBay here (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HAUNTED-king-Copper-Dragon-Amulet-Djinn-100000X-POWER_W0QQitemZ310166845554QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4837627872&_trksid=p3286.m63.l1177) Can't find the button that adds the link to the word :s Here's some of the description... [hide=Text wall]Haunted Copper Dragon Amulet Djinn 100,000 times more power than Genie Me Photos We are so proud to bring you this Amazing item from one of our best sources of dragons overseas. This is one of the Best items I have ever touched. It is truly amazing. Yes, that means, a mate. It means those that you long for. This AMAZING POWERFUL Vessel holds a Great Dragon QUEEN . he is king and protective dragon that will not only protect you from bad but bring great wealth and insight. Not only will you have her at your command but all other dragons below her he is a flying copper dragon with great wings. he is over 34 feet long and amazing to behold. he is a great jumper and climber he loves the outdoors and will astral travel with you. he brings great prophetic dreams. he will bring you anything that you desire but especially copper dragons are here to help you change your LIFE FOREVER!!! he has the power to break the barriers that hold you back. he will help you to bring health and well-being to your life. he has the power to bring great wealth, abundance, business success, a stable home, anything to do with earthly desires. he is a helper that you need if you TRULY want a new life and change for your future!!! PEASE DO NOT HESITATE IF HE IS TALKING TO YOU??? This is an amazing copper dragon of the air. he will also help to help you with your deepest desires. he will help you with your passions and make them come to you . he will open the doorways to healing!! he has limitless healing ability and you can use it for you or others! he is AMAZING!!! he is highly intelligent and will share his knowledge and magick with you. One of his greatest abilities is to tell not only knowledge but about people. he can tell you their character and motives. he also is a treasure seeking dragon who will bring great wealth and abundance. he and her helpers will protect you form anyone or anything by telling you their true Do you want the power to change your life?? Do you want the power to be who you want to be??? Is this calling to you??? You know who you are. This beautiful vessel holds the Dragon QUEEN. he is looking for a new companion and has brought here to me for you!!! You know who you are!!! These items you do not want to miss out on!!! This is the ones that you want!!! This is truly a remarkable opportunity!!! Do not let this one pass you by!!! This one of the most powerful and a ONE OF A KIND opportunity to take charge of your world and everything around you. he will change your life FOREVER!!! Are you ready for this kind of power??? he is amazing intuitive as to what you need and can help with anything. he will also help you to KNOW what you need and help you to accomplish your desires. About his vessel: This is a Very special HAND made one-of-a-kind amulet made of painted copper. This is a great stone to carry with you during the day as it has a warm and protective aura. It is a grounding stone which also helps balance energy, work and play, and allowing you to see both sides of a situation. This is a very special piece.[/hide] You can probably find better Share :) Thank you to tripsis for an awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Reminded me of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UserOnRS Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 You mean this? http://tashian.com/multibabel/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anafa Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Lol Hextriplet that's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Reminded me of this website, thanks. Engrish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johannas Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 Those webistes are brilliant!! - can't believe i've never come across them Thank you to tripsis for an awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Engrish is the best. Whenever I visit a foreign country (basically just China) I spend my time looking for weird translations. They're funny. :P 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 All I know of is the classic "all your base are belong to us." YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polyvoree Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 http://journals.worldnomads.com/thestunnings/gallery/4980.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 will astral travel with youHmm, not really for me, especially after that time I got lost and someone ended up in Rasputin's body in 1916. I also love how that says it's a dragon QUEEN [sic] but always uses "he" Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I find http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/index.html rather funny.Some of my friends were in China/Taiwan this past summer, and uploaded Engrish albums to Facebook. Funny stuff. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Wongtong might appreciate the humor. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I've followed that Engrish website for months, it is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I'll try to find my picture, but I once got a watch from Chuck E cheese and tried to read the manual (the strip of cardboard, rather) for how to set it up. The problem is, the manufacturers in China didn't put any spaces in their words, and kept misspelling and using awkward words. I gave up translating from engrish and had to figure the watch myself. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You mean this? http://tashian.com/multibabel/Ha, that website is great. I typed in some song lyrics [hide=song and translation] Original source: Youtube HD Video - This video will cause high CPU usage, to view the video in a lower quality, please click . Original lyrics: Far below the city's glowLie the flowers blooming in the shadowsThey comfort me, saving meFrom all I see Then you came with eyes of painHaunting blue and gentleLike a spring rainSilently beckoningFor a love to cease your inner tears I belong here with youThough the earth cries inside meI will flyHigh into the stormFar from the lightI will be strong Because they need youBecause I love youYou close your eyes nowI will be goneBut my love for you will go on Darkest skies, hollow eyesBut the stars burn brighterThan you realizeIt may be destinyThat sheds our tears You must leave me behindThough the night howls inside youYou must flyHigh into the stormFar from the lightYou must be strong Because they need youBecause I love youYou close your eyes nowAnd I will be goneBut my love for you will go on Final translation:With city' they give down directly; Nevertheless, it is bloomed with whiteglow of the wave! of the shade my flower of S, somiglia to mine of the exchange of the memories then, of that color is blue, rain of Frühlinges, the reverse of the final speed-to enters the operation, equal here that with the painful corrimento of the eye that it tranquilizes, the end to create equally barren, because the mine its track, being inner I they these who take here the shout, that my increased more of the forces of last of the storm for the requirement of the credit, the all this or the clear commandos interests that they write directly to see, because gradicono of I, but ofthat of the mornings the eye he is closed, now goes, we who are you never you consider the types darkest of the asterisks of the oak and possibly can this one continuing more ignition in the morning, but torrefaction, demands, this execution, central line, to suggest, because with last the more highly rigorous storm he must be to go away that one or with the requirement to the cancellations the luminous hand that directly writes our corrimentos that is the destiny, having the shot to me you who you nevertheless shouted the speech in his night, because gradicono of I, now is the closed eye, but with me he goes, because love of mine, than continues it P.S. Kate is amazing and you should check out her other covers. Right now she does video game song covers and has an album on the way. (yay for getting an excuse to advertise one of my favorite YT channels, though that was the first thing to pop into my head to type in, and yes I do have the lyrics memorized) [/hide] Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canineteeth Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 From the Tosh.0 website, http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/07/31/bill-gates-gets-lost-in-translation/#more-4017 . Reading this thread instantly reminded me of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanCalibur Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 If i'm ever bored on the computer, i find it amusing to get song lyrics and translate them into traditional chinese and then back into english.The back-translation is hilarious, especially if you use obscure lyrics :razz: Lady Gaga lyrics work quite well XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 If i'm ever bored on the computer, i find it amusing to get song lyrics and translate them into traditional chinese and then back into english.The back-translation is hilarious, especially if you use obscure lyrics :razz: Lady Gaga lyrics work quite well XD Haha yeah I did some Alan Parson Project lyrics. THe Chorus from sooner or later: "Sooner or later I'll be freeTo leave the past behindSooner or later you're gonna beThe last thing on my mindLittle by little I'm finding outThe truth behind your eyesMaybe if I don't showI thought you might like to knowYou're gonna be the last thing on my mind" Translated to Chinese and back becomes "Sooner or later I will be free of chargeTo leave the pastSooner or later, you want to goIn my mind the last thingI found a little bitThe truth behind your eyesPerhaps, if I do not showI thought you might want to knowThe last thing you want to go in my mind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanCalibur Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 If i'm ever bored on the computer, i find it amusing to get song lyrics and translate them into traditional chinese and then back into english.The back-translation is hilarious, especially if you use obscure lyrics :razz: Lady Gaga lyrics work quite well XD Haha yeah I did some Alan Parson Project lyrics. THe Chorus from sooner or later: "Sooner or later I'll be freeTo leave the past behindSooner or later you're gonna beThe last thing on my mindLittle by little I'm finding outThe truth behind your eyesMaybe if I don't showI thought you might like to knowYou're gonna be the last thing on my mind" Translated to Chinese and back becomes "Sooner or later I will be free of chargeTo leave the pastSooner or later, you want to goIn my mind the last thingI found a little bitThe truth behind your eyesPerhaps, if I do not showI thought you might want to knowThe last thing you want to go in my mind" Original:I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffinI'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)just like a chick in the casino, take your bank before I pay you outI promise this, promise thischeck this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Traditional Chinese Back-Translation:I will not tell you, I love you, kiss, hug you,because I scare my muffins, I do not lie, I just use my love gunning plastic (MA)of the chicks, as in casinos, the need your bank to pay, I promise you,I, um, check this commitment, because my hands remarkable Love it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Were no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do iA full commitments what Im thinking ofYou wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feelingGotta make you understand never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you to chinese and back It is not the love stranger you knows the rule and, therefore my full pledge anything thought that your Im will not obtain this me from other people to want to tell you Im to feel how to obtain makes you to understand will never give up you never enabling you disappointed never to go to run around and to leave you never to make your cry never to say goodbye will never lie and injures you consider yourselves transrolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I'm sorry, but "All your base" is the most epic mistranslation of all time. :unsure: "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Found this at a shopping centre:Sorry about a few things:The qualiy - Taken with my cellphoneNot hidden - Don't know how here.Not funny - Couldn't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I don't think "unreadable" counts as another language. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Can someone translate it? :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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