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I mean, Is it something that you're supposed to do?

You haven't done that yet? What the [bleep] is wrong with you.

 

Yeah, even I've kicked a guy in the balls. But I don't think you should abc, you'll just get into a fight or something.

I was joking y'know...

 

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I mean, Is it something that you're supposed to do?

You haven't done that yet? What the [bleep] is wrong with you.

 

Yeah, even I've kicked a guy in the balls. But I don't think you should abc, you'll just get into a fight or something.

 

Did you have a reason for doing this?

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I mean, Is it something that you're supposed to do?

You haven't done that yet? What the [bleep] is wrong with you.

 

Yeah, even I've kicked a guy in the balls. But I don't think you should abc, you'll just get into a fight or something.

 

Did you have a reason for doing this?

I was like 8/9, so no. I just kicked people randomly. I wasn't a very nice child but people still liked me.

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God pretty much the only fight I've been in was with some idiot kid that went around flicking staples at people in 8th grade. Everyone hated him, and it was really just annoying, until he got my in the damn eye. There's still a little spot of blood. It wasn't anything big, we just hit each other a bunch. I busted his lip, but that was about it.

 

He did stop flicking them at me, though.

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God pretty much the only fight I've been in was with some idiot kid that went around flicking staples at people in 8th grade. Everyone hated him, and it was really just annoying, until he got my in the damn eye. There's still a little spot of blood. It wasn't anything big, we just hit each other a bunch. I busted his lip, but that was about it.

 

He did stop flicking them at me, though.

 

 

Lol, that was also a a fad during middle school for me. Breaking open the tip of mechanical pencils (.7mm only) and putting folded up staples in it and shooting them out. You could actually get a fair bit of distance on them.

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Or you could just make a crossbow out of Bionicle parts and shoot people with that.

 

Y'know, just as a random suggestion....

 

 

And to Wongtong, yes it hurts that much.

 

Think of how an orgasm feels, then make it a negative.

That is how a well done smack to the nuts feels.

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Think of how an orgasm feels, then make it a negative.

That is how a well done smack to the nuts feels.

 

I so want to sig that, but I don't think it's really appropriate for a mod to do. <_<

 

 

Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

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Think of how an orgasm feels, then make it a negative.

That is how a well done smack to the nuts feels.

 

I so want to sig that, but I don't think it's really appropriate for a mod to do. <_<

 

 

Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

 

 

A few orgasms later, and there really isn't much of a difference between the two.... Just putting that out there...

 

Anyway, it's more like a sign saying, "Hey! If you want to see me crying in pain for the next few hours, kick me here." Tempting sign... but I'd probably get kicked back if I tried it on someone else.

 

 

Here's a nice little vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWiQKsbFjyk

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Think of how an orgasm feels, then make it a negative.

That is how a well done smack to the nuts feels.

 

I so want to sig that, but I don't think it's really appropriate for a mod to do. <_<

 

 

Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

 

 

A few orgasms later, and there really isn't much of a difference between the two.... Just putting that out there...

 

Anyway, it's more like a sign saying, "Hey! If you want to see me crying in pain for the next few hours, kick me here." Tempting sign... but I'd probably get kicked back if I tried it on someone else.

 

 

Here's a nice little vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWiQKsbFjyk

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Lol, you have a friend in us, evil-counterpart...

 

 

Edit: Here's another video.

 

 

Edit #2: Gonna keep 'em coming.

 

 

Edit #3: Lol.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv0K5Of5FO8&feature=related

 

Edit #4: LMFAO.

 

 

Edit #5: I lol'ed like a nub, lol

 

 

Edit #6: Lol, these youtube vids never end

 

 

Edit #7: This dude is [bleep]ing crazy...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9bV_v9b8go&feature=fvw

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We had this is last year, although it was everyman for himself, they didnt give a damn if you were "playing" or not, each time you would see someone known for doing that you would take cover and stay frosty each day for the whole school year, evencually we all were just like [bleep] this and it died out for good. Now i can finnally feel my balls..

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Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

It's got something to do with heat, right? The body is too warm, so they dangle gloriously like a drooping branch so as to preserve a man's lifesblood? And then shrink when it gets cold (or when you're in the pool. I was in the pool!) because dangling gets too cold.

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Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

It's got something to do with heat, right? The body is too warm, so they dangle gloriously like a drooping branch so as to preserve a man's lifesblood? And then shrink when it gets cold (or when you're in the pool. I was in the pool!) because dangling gets too cold.

 

 

As far as I know, that's the only purpose. It'd be interesting to see if there were any other reasons.

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Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

It's got something to do with heat, right? The body is too warm, so they dangle gloriously like a drooping branch so as to preserve a man's lifesblood? And then shrink when it gets cold (or when you're in the pool. I was in the pool!) because dangling gets too cold.

 

 

As far as I know, that's the only purpose. It'd be interesting to see if there were any other reasons.

Why don't your balls hang from your chin, then?

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Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

It's got something to do with heat, right? The body is too warm, so they dangle gloriously like a drooping branch so as to preserve a man's lifesblood? And then shrink when it gets cold (or when you're in the pool. I was in the pool!) because dangling gets too cold.

 

 

As far as I know, that's the only purpose. It'd be interesting to see if there were any other reasons.

Why don't your balls hang from your chin, then?

Impractical with our bodies. Our chin is pretty much just bone and a small layer of skin. Not to mention the female's reproduction system is on the bottom and our excretory system only goes in one direction.

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Women think they have it bad for a few hours of childbirth, we have a lifetime of having our biggest weakness right there easy for the kicking. It's like when you see a boss on a video-game with a big red circle in the middle of its chest as It's biggest weakness, it's just impractical. (Although i do know the biological reason for them being there, it's actually rather clever)

It's got something to do with heat, right? The body is too warm, so they dangle gloriously like a drooping branch so as to preserve a man's lifesblood? And then shrink when it gets cold (or when you're in the pool. I was in the pool!) because dangling gets too cold.

 

 

As far as I know, that's the only purpose. It'd be interesting to see if there were any other reasons.

Why don't your balls hang from your chin, then?

 

 

Because then it would be hard to eat if a hot girl walked by.

 

...Although it would make kissing interesting....

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I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

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Argh this was big last year at our school, only got hit once of twice because I'm ninja though.

My mate got hit alot though :P

 

In a related note I got hit there with a cricket ball while batting without a box (was just facing my younger brother, thinking its all good and later some random guy started bowling (not that fast but decent pace..) at me and yeah, sorta slipped my mind.) That hurt real bad.

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I got hit real hard back as a freshman in high school. We were playing soccer and I was helping defend the goal. Big guy was running forward with the ball and went back to kick (even advised me to move). Well, I didn't want to seem like a [kitty] so I stayed there and tried to block.

 

I did block... sort of. Just not with my knee ;_;.

 

It hurt.

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