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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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You get the mobile phone version but your phone sucks.It costs so much your phone changes from motorazr to the first model motorola ever made.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my real name would be a Prime Evil in Diablo III and I will receive 100 copies

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, you get 100 copies, but they are useless as you are now Prime Evil in a game, and stuck in it forever.

 

 

 

your phone sucks.

 

 

 

I wish you'd know I have a very good NOKIA phone, and can really reach my friends from anywhere, and don't have to pay very high taxes. Please make sure you know what you're talking about before posting. :roll:

I wish I did too.But in order to play the game you need a specific model no?Since your phone was that model and the game costs so much you had to downgrade to a 1G phone.

 

 

 

I wish I understood my own post

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Oh my phone wasn't made for playing games, I get it now...

 

 

 

Granted, but you get even more confused when the professional tries to explain to you what you just said.

 

 

 

I wish there was no goddamn wind while I'm deliverying newspaper. These are making me freaking nuts. <.<Actually, I wouldn't call them freaking, I just had to use similar word to the word I like so much, that will be tolerated.

There is no wind but everytime you step outside to deliver the newspapers it rains so heavily that you get soaked to the skin.

 

 

 

I wish my Drama coursework would do itself.

Granted, but It does it completely wrong and you get detention.

 

 

 

I wish that I could find a good MMORPG to play while taking a break from RS.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

Granted, it's good in opinion of a dude that likes everything, no matter how crappy it is. But for you, well that's another story.

 

 

 

I wish that Will Smith would call me and beg me to have an interview with me.

An up and coming star also named Will Smith calls you and does what you want.Just not the correct person.

 

 

 

I wish that Davy Jones gave me his Kraken and it would not sick me.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted, but only he knows how to have a total control on it.

 

 

 

I wish I was a demon for one day, one day only, then I'd go to the bowling alley, and use dark magic to cheat in bowling. And if/when the security guards catch me, I would just use a dark magic to blow them away, since I'm a demon, I'm too much for them, I can even use dark magic to let the gun bullets miss. :twisted: I also wish I knew what happens next day, when I become a human again. Oh and don't come with that "you can only wish one wish per post" crap again. It's not true, it's NOWHERE said you must only wish one wish per post in the first post. So just grant all the wishes, got it?

Granted.In fact,I'll grant both your wishes.You use dark magic blah blah,you put a mortality spell on yourself thinking when you become a human again you will become immortal since 2 wrongs=1 right...But you were wrong,your magic has killed you.

 

 

 

I wish my post count would expand to cover all forums and I will be the penultimate evil.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted, the forums (like market and Games Forums) get's removed. So now you will get your posts counted no matter where you post.

 

 

 

I wish my entire body (including head, arms, legs, etc.) would be made out of steel. Then I'd be going to a gang that is full of gangsters that get's insulted easily, and tell them, "Go and shoot me suckers." :twisted:

well you're at the gang somebody shoots you with a RPG.

 

I wish I could meet aliens

Aliens.You are native to your country a.k.a human.Thus aliens would be foreigners!

 

 

 

I wish to be the penultimate evil!!!

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted, you're so evil that you kill yourself in a failed evil sceme.

 

 

 

well you're at the gang somebody shoots you with a RPG.

 

 

 

What the hell?

 

 

 

I wish slickmovedud would have made sense.

He did he just.... lost it in his messy room?

 

 

 

I wish I had a donkey who was green and spoke spanish.

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granted, but unfortunately your donkey has the rare mad donkey disease and bites you

 

 

 

i wish i could habla spanglish mucho bueno'er

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Granted, you're so evil that you kill yourself in a failed evil sceme.

 

 

 

well you're at the gang somebody shoots you with a RPG.

 

 

 

What the hell?

 

 

 

I wish slickmovedud would have made sense.

 

RPG = Rocket-propelled grenade :wink:

 

 

 

As for txlnghorns...your spanglish only gets as good as Peggy Hill's :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you all adieu. Blazi, the Games forum wouldn't quite be the same without your demon and gun obsession, and I'll miss your pathetic attempts at evilness :P Dragoonson, you've been a worthy foe in the "You are Wrong" game. You're an inspiration to us all :thumbsup:

 

I feel like I'm forgetting someone but that's pretty much all I could find for the people I see frequently on this forum :? Sorry if I missed you! #-o Know that you were awesome though :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I leave you with these words...remember: Only you can prevent forest fires!

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

sorry, we all started a forest fire after you left.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this wish was a wish, oh a wish that could be wished on a wish of mine that is a wish all for my self and my wish is on a wish that i wish i could have a hamburger with cheese

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

The genie get's confused with all this "I wish for wish for wish..." so he accidently kills you.

 

 

 

I wish no name didn't leave.

So do I :cry: .Unfortunately he doesn't want to return.However the genie can produce another nameless person...

 

 

 

I wish I knew why I was a worthy foe in the "You're Wrong" game

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

After years of research you finally get to know ur answer but the next day you die of an heartache

 

 

 

I wish i was a tree

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Granted, but some woodcutters comes and kill you with their powerful chainsaws. And you die.

 

 

 

I wish that George Walker Bush would be banned for life.

He gets banned to the deepest pits in the world but his son just takes over the power.

 

 

 

i wish runescape would not be full of ranters

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Granted, ranting is now against the rules, so nobody can rant in fear of getting banned.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pool table in a seprate room in my basement.

you get you pool table in a seperate room... but is has no door into the room!

 

 

 

i wish that someone would make me a new sig

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