Your wish is granted for a grantable wish but the wish isn't granted. :|

 

 

 

I wish I knew if anything we just said made sense.

Yes, it did but you later forget that it did make sense due to old age.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pony! :thumbsup:

Granted, it's no ordinary pony, the pony got's a lot of guns, and can use them proberly so the pony kills you.

 

 

 

I wish that next time I'd be walking the streets I would fall into a hole, because the gangster that has the secret hideout forgot to close the hole.

granted but that gangster is at in his secret base so he gives you a insta headie

 

 

 

i wish pony's would be the source of all evil

Granted, but some of them kill you because they're evil. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that I'd be an expert bank robber, and the only one that would be after me would be one of the dumbest FBI agents ever.

Dumb he may be, but he shoots everything that moves, so BAM!

 

 

 

I wish I knew how to make userbars. :oops:

Granted, you now know how to make crappy underbanners.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't so attracted to coke. Oh and by the way, I mean Coca Cola, not cocanie.

Granted but now you have the same attraction towards Pepsi.

 

 

 

I wish you could catch pokemon in real life.

Granted, but getting hurt is now more common since pok̮̩̉̉mon are powerful.

 

 

 

I wish Bob The Builder would be banned from all around the world, and the government of the countries would have no choice but to eliminate the toys/DVDs/VHS and whatever that has something to do with Bob the Builder.

GrantedI don't want to corrupt this one.

 

 

 

I wish that Hello Kitty never existed.

Granted, along with it, Naruto is terminated out of existance.

 

 

 

I wish I had a father that was a professional killer, and would be real proud of me if I'd kill someone. Then I'd kill someone. I also wish that my father was so genius that he wouldn't end in jail, and would ALWAYS sneak me out of jail. And he was also genius enough to not die. He wouldn't do anything about my death however. And also, he doesn't want to kill his own son.

Granted but because you are such good killers you are always forced to hide because you are constantly chased by the FBI and CIA and all other government agencies.

 

 

 

I wish I was the master of the guitar.

Granted, you get a magical guitar, that no matter how much you suck you will always do good. But that's a bad thing, because you're ALWAYS surrounded by fans. And you can't get rid of the guitar as it's magical.

 

 

 

I wish I'd bump into an FBI agent while I'm running down the streets, that's in middle of an aggisnment.

Granted but he judo flips you over his head because he thinks your the crimina he's after and you attacked him.

 

 

 

I wish you'd tell what you think of my new avatar.

Then why don't you go to "Rating avatar"? I will tell you there.

 

 

 

I wish Bad Boys III would be in movie theaters today. Then I'd watch it.

i say "i like it" but you take it the wrong way, and change your avatar

 

 

 

I wish i could type faster

Granted, but you type so fast that you don't know what you're typing.

 

 

 

 

I wish Bad Boys III would be in movie theaters today. Then I'd watch it.

 

I was too fast for RpgGamer anyway so I'm rewishing.

granted, but youy walk in just as it ends, so you basically didn't get to watch it at all

 

 

 

i wish i understood TBM's response to my last wish

Granted but you get mad at him and kill him then go to prison for life.

 

 

 

I wish I was friends with the hottest woman on earth.

Granted, you are great friends, until the next day, when she get's shot to death.

 

 

 

I wish that Bill Gates would happily admit it that he is a computer nerd.

just as bill gates is about to admit he is a computer nerd he is shot and dies before he can admit that he is a computer nerd

 

 

 

i wish i had a pet flamingo that could meow in 10 languages :mrgreen:

Granted, it's useless since "meow" is the cat's languages. :roll: Oh and that's a special flamingo that meows like a cat.

 

 

 

I wish I was a powerful demon, and then I'd pay the Charmed ones a visit. Also wish that I'd successfully kill them. :twisted:

Granted,but you're not more powerful than that guy who fights with them so he kills you.

 

 

 

I wish I was Baal,Mephisto or Diablo.I also wish I could kill Belial and scare his brother off out thrones.

Granted but the guy from God Of War comes and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish I was married to the hottest woman on Earth and she could never die or age, and I couldn't die or age.

you are married to the hottest woman on earth, but over time she divorces you b/c she doesn't like you anymore, she likes ME, and then you want to die, but you can't so you hate your decision.

 

 

 

I wish i could beat Need for Speed Carbon!