Someone barges through the door of your house and gouges your eyes out with a spoon. You don't have eyes, so them being tired is not a worry anymore.

 

I wish I could turn invisible and visible at will.

Granted. The only problem is that when you will yourself to switch, a loud disgusting noise and bright lights come from you, attracting everyone's attention.

 

I wish my homework was asexual.

Granted, it reproduces itself.

 

I wish I could manipulate reality with my mind.

Granted. Then you manipulate your mind and things just get really confusing.

 

I wish I could go back and see what I was thinking when I did certain things.

Granted, you get a time machine and see your past self. That causes time paradox.

 

I wish I didn't have to clean up my room because it cleans itself up.

Granted. Your room cleans itself out and kills/destroys everything that enters it.

 

I wish more people were like the Japanese and didn't loot after natural disasters out of respect.

Granted, the disaster is no longer in the news, so nobody knows about it anymore.

 

I wish Adolf Hitler was a good man.

Granted. Stalin wins.

 

I wish to be a member of Past Watch. :twss:

Wish granted, but you instantly die and never even get to know you were.

 

I wish sleep was optional for me.

Granted. You just feel like crap when you don't sleep, and when your body finally becomes completely exhausted and your lack of sleep leads to hallucinations, your body final quits on you and fully shuts down. FOREVER! (echoing)

 

I wish my sick friends were healthy again.

granted your friends are now healthy. how ever you are now very very sick and cant play with your friends

 

i wish i could think of something to wish for

Wish granted. Your life is now beyond crap, and you know that no matter what you wish, it will never come true.

 

I wish I had more energy drink.

Here have some, oh wait.. it's empty bottles.

 

I wish i had a million dollars

Granted, but monopoly money doesn't count in the real world.

 

I wish I was allknowing.

Granted, a lot of people want to kill you for that knowledge. And a lot others ask you a bunch of questions. Since you can't handle that you commit suicide.

 

I wish I had my Rayquaza in real life.

Granted, it's taken from you by the government, dissected and studied.

 

I wish I had a hundred pizzas.

Wish granted, but they're plastic.

 

And a lot others ask you a bunch of questions. Since you can't handle that you commit suicide.

People already do. xD

 

 

I wish I could go backwards and forwards in time.

Granted, you go to the future, and in that future earth is an extinct planet. You die of lack of oxygen.

 

I wish some random astronaut somewhere in space would die of lack of oxygen.

Wish granted, and guess what, that's you.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, you're never tired again. And since you need dreams you get while sleeping to be sane, you go insane.

 

I wish for a helicopter with an auto-pilot. Then I'd just sit back and relax in the air. :shades:

Granted, but the auto-pilot got programmed by a terrorist, and when your personal plane crashes into a huge group of people you die, and are remembered as a delusional terrorist.

 

 

Granted, you're never tired again. And since you need dreams you get while sleeping to be sane, you go insane.

I can dream just fine while being awake, and I'm already insane :P

 

 

I wish I could control the weather.

Wish granted. You control the weather over 1 square foot of the Sahara Desert. Congrats!

 

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but doing so instantly scatters your cells around time, killing you in the most painful way humanly possible.

 

I wish I dinner cooked itself for a change.

Unfortunately, Apple has not created the "iDinner" yet, but they take your idea to heart. They release it to public the day after you die.

 

I wish I could clone a smarter version of myself twice. One for work, one for school.

Oh yeah, sure - I didn't tell you that they're actually just programmed to drown you...

 

I wish I could Falcon Punch.