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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. You get banned the next day for botting.

 

I wish I had unlimited GP.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted. You get banned the next day for RWT.

 

I wish I obtained 99 slayer legally.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted. You get bored of slayer after 99 and quit runescape.

 

I wish I had 6 piles of max cash that I earned every gp of legally.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted. You get hacked and lose it all.

 

I wish I had ice cream.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted. But it grows back.

 

I wish I had 1 pile of max cash earned 100% legally that I always be sure to leave in the bank with a pin when I log out.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted. Jagex bans you anyway because that's something they'd do

 

I wish I could breathe under water

Granted, you become a fish. Meaning you no longer have arms or anything else a human has.

 

I wish to have some fun in Japan, I'm going tomorrow.

Granted. You die immediately afterwards (Do you speak Japanese?)

 

I wish I spoke fluent Klingon

Granted, it kills you.

 

I wish nothing killed you.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, it kills you

 

I wish my tentacles weren't so muscular

Granted, it kills you.

 

I wish trolling /fg/ wasn't so fun.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, trolling is now boring since everybody ignores the trolls.

 

Granted, it kills you.

 

What the hell? What kills me? This doesn't make sense.

 

I wish you'd explain to me how this is relevant to my previous wish.

Granted. it kills you.

 

I wish I was a squirrel.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted, a hunter shoots you.

 

I wish people will stop replying to every wish with the same thing over and over again. (And by that I mean "Granted, but it kills you." Seriously, it's getting old, and is taking the fun out of the game.)

Granted. Someone else kills you.

 

I wish I had a tuna sandwich.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

[/hide]

Granted, but the tuna wasn't fresh, you get the runs. And a bad case of it.

 

I wish I had more time to do stuff.

XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4m

If you add me, please say you are from tif :D

Granted...

 

Gurk.... must... not...

 

You don't have any time to do what you want, though.

 

I wish I didn't annoy people.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted, the government puts it in a top-secret laboratory to be studied where you can never see it.

 

I wish there were no emotions. No love, no hate, no happiness, no sadness, no joy, no depression, no jealousy, no contempt, etc.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted. Everything and everyone becomes boring, causing the world to explode.

 

I wish for the moon to be purple.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted, but the light is so bright it blinds you.

 

 

I wish this semester was over and done with.

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I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questions

Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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Granted, however you forget everything that you've learned.

 

That happens anyway, and I don't mind it much, as long as I pass the exams. ;)

 

Granted, but now that's the only thing you can do.

 

I wish I could fly.

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angel2w.gif Tip.It Website Crew Leader

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I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questions

Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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