Granted, but this becomes the only food available and a well placed poison would infect the food source, infecting everybody.

 

I wish they continued created games for the GameCube.

Granted, but the graphics quality and superb controls of the wii are sorely missed. Wait...

 

I wish the wii had never happened and nintendo made something actually worthwhile for something besides sports games.

Granted. Now all the people and cats who got harmed by runaway wii controllers (due to broken cords) are now healthy and alive enough to annoy you. Incidentally, this left all the focus on PS3, which resulted in more fights/murders in 2006, and you were one of those involved.

 

I wish games were more creative aside from terrible FPS and Zombie themes.

Wish granted , all the new creative games are in 2D

I wish to have a superpower to read peoples thoughts.

Granted, but due to some coincidental and inconvenient error, you cannot turn it off. You now have to avoid cities and idiotic communities. That's not all, Interpol has also learned of this power and is looking for you.

 

I wish half of Adult Swim's terrible shows were cancelled.

Granted, and they fill the space with My Little Pony...

...G3

 

I wish for my own Fluttershy :3

Old ponies or new ponies?

 

You get your own Fluttershy, but it's the 1980's version. Maybe I am being too cruel?

 

I wish I was better when it came to being articulate with writing and speaking.

Granted, you become amazing at writing in a language that has not been used in over 300 years and never will again.

 

I wish for my post on the 5000th page in the big thread to be un-deleted.

Granted, but all big threads above 5k+ posts that you got involved in are deleted due to lack of specification.

 

I wish dubstep never existed.

Granted.

 

 

I wish for season 3 of mlp:fim.

Granted, but it's only 13 episodes long, and Faust is no longer involved in its production.

 

I wish I knew beforehand the questions in my exams.

Granted, but you forget all the answers.

 

I wish my brother wasn't such an ignorant slob so I could rant on other things.

Granted. Your imaginary friend is an ignorant slob instead.

 

I wish my ears didn't create so much wax so I wouldn't have to clean them every day :evil:

Granted. Your ears fall off.

 

I wish that my vacation stay in my hostel would cost me nothing.

Granted. Unfortunately, the hostel you're in is the scene for one of those hostel movies, and you don't make it.

 

Maybe I took it too far...

 

I wish I was able to get little animals to do my bidding more easily.

Granted, but the bigger ones look at it as slavery and harm you for it to make sure the little ones are safe.

 

I wish for a godmodded math teacher in real life. Then I'd join her class. :shades:

Granted, but she ends up giving you lots of work.

 

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, it's only 0.0000000000000000001% better than your previous job.

 

I wish I would stop being such a dick here on the forum games and just enjoy the games regardless if they're active or not.

I wish I would stop being such a dick here on the forum games and just enjoy the games regardless if they're active or not.

Granted, but you land up unlucky in having to deal with the sarcasm overloads that D_V_Devnull (Me!) pops up with every so often! (Oh, wait, we already do that, so I've already corrupted your wish!) :twisted:

 

I wish that I had a wish to think of right now that could be corrupted, but I'm fresh out right now, sorry! :blink:

 

~D. V. "Well, I got one half of it..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Well, it looks like if anyone killed this thread now, it was me!)

Granted, you get shot.

 

I wish for an evil empire and anyone who doesn't worship me would be sent to a military prison and have to be there for the rest of their lives. :twisted:

 

Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Granted, but then I come back from having been shot, fully healed and invincible. Immediately thereafter, I free everyone, both jailed and not, and you land up jailed and miserable like Ex-"Fire-Lord Ozai" from the "Avatar: The Last Airbender" cartoons. :P

 

I really wish people would quit trying to kill me when I post in this thread. It's only gonna fail now, due to perma-invincibility. :-w

 

~Mr. D. V. "Murdering me isn't nice... and now the invincibility is permanent." Devnull

Granted, they kill all your friends and family members instead. :twisted:

 

I wish the next time I visit the mall I'd find a mall santa with a REAL beard and REAL Christmas magic, then I'd laugh at all the people who think that santa is fake and scream at them "YOU ALL FAIL!!!!!!"

Granted, but when Santa realizes that you're the reason all my family members and friends are dead, he uses his powers up by reviving all of them and making them not worth killing anymore. This results in you looking like a lame donkey. :boohoo:

 

I wish BlazeTheMovieFan wouldn't cause me to take things in a forum game like this so personally. <_<

 

~Mr. D. V. "Yes, BlazeTMF, you caused me to take it VERY personally." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Watch what you post, damnit! I almost hit the report button!)

You know, I actually wish the same thing. I really should stop crossing the line.

Erm... granted. All of society loses its respect and morals so there no longer is a line to cross (not much I can do given whatever situation this is).

 

I wish I had a good work ethic.