Granted, but you need 99 ranging and constitution to wield it, and lack bullets. Since it's made of steel, it was useless to begin with.

 

I wish I had a Zaryte Bow.

Granted, but you get a special one that costs 100M to repair instead of 2M.

 

I wish the president of my country would invite me to dinner.

Granted, unfortunately you spontaneously develop allergies to all the food served.

 

I wish the batteries in my MP3 player would never run out.

Granted, you spend all your time listening to music and never spend time doing anything else.

 

I wish to become the biggest comic maker in the world.

Granted, sadly you get sued for plagiarism.

 

I wish I always won my duel arena stakes.

Granted, it counts as macroing since you use magic to win, so you get banned.

 

I wish for a magical elevator that instead of bringing me to a floor it teleports me somewhere, then I'd use it.

Granted... But due to a crack in one of the control gems, it shorts out during your first use of it, and therefore you don't get teleported anywhere. :wall:

 

 

I wish I had a perfect and fully-functional Aperture Science Portal Gun, minus all of the negative issues and/or things that anyone could possibly encounter that would roadblock any possibility of endlessly enjoying and using it. :shades:

 

 

~D. V. "Ah, the enjoyment of movement..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Don't take your reply down some sadistic road... If you can't post back without doing so, don't post back at all... I got sick of it after someone's previous spree. <_< ...)

Granted, using that weapon is the only thing you do from now on.

 

It's not anything negative or an issue.

 

I wish the queen of England would crown me a king and then shoot herself.

Granted, you are thrown as an ursurper into jail.

 

I wish that a girl I like liked me.

Granted, but apparently so many other girls like both you and her (yes, all those girls happen to like both genders) so much that both you and her are constantly on the run from all of them. Trust me, you don't want to know what would happen if they caught up to the both of you. :P

 

 

Now, I wish that I could come up with wishes that were so hard to corrupt, such that all of you would just grant them without corrupting them and then post your wish below your granting reply. It would be such fun, as I would have the feeling as if I had finally won this game... :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Currently feeling tease-crazy..." Devnull

Granted, to your displeasure you didn't win the game as you said people should reply anyway even though they can't corrupt your wish.

 

I wish Coca-Cola would become an energy drink - Literally.

Granted, it is pure energy making it immpossible to drink.

 

I wish that I could have some will to workout.

Granted, but you end up working out so much that you're too tired to do much else. :(

 

 

I wish that all Juice Bottles would fit properly in standard-size spots on refrigerators. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Having a juiced headache already..." Devnull

Granted, they all taste absolutely horrible.

 

I wish santa claus would crash his sleigh into my home then I'd ask him, "What the hell are you doing here? It isn't even close to being Christmas yet."

Granted, but you have to ask over him bellowing obscenities at his drunken reigndeer.

 

 

 

I wish I had a computer that let me download things again.

Granted, you download a virus onto your ISP.

 

I wish that I girls would actually act before the relationship starts...

Granted, now guys end up getting in way over their heads before the actual relationship starts.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have so many aches and pains.

Granted, you are now unable to feel pain. Meaning you can't tell if you're hurt.

 

I wish a swordsman who claims to even be able to injure gunmen would prove it. Then I'd shoot him countless of times.

Granted. He slices off your shooting arm so you can only shoot him with spitballs.

 

 

 

I wish I was less madcap all the time.

Granted, you are 0.00000001% less madcap.

 

I wish for millions of subscribers on YouTube, and most of them are my fans not my haters.

 

Sure I will get some haters on the way, but that's just expected if I have a huge fanbase.

 

[hide]Holy shit I already made over 1,500 wishes. Wow, I really have too much free time on my hands.[/hide]

Granted, but then someone gets lots more than you.

 

I wish for girlfriend.

Granted, your inbox floods with insane ammounts of Fanmail and you have to close the account to preserve your sanity.

 

 

 

I wish.. That I could come up with a good wish.

Granted, but then I corrupt it.

 

I once again wish for a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's such a Diva you're surprised you're still standing, and sane at that.

 

 

 

I wish for my dog to be a better lure courser.

Granted, but it is best at luring humans to their death. Not only it gets the euthanasia sentence, but you get the death penalty since you made the wish for it to be a good lurer.

 

I wish I had something to do aside from sleeping, eating, and drawing.