Granted, you didn't specify what mission, so you beat the easiest mission in the game.

 

I wish that when the zombiepocalypse comes I'd survive. Wait, I don't need to wish that I WILL survive because I have a gun with endless bullets. Damn, I just wasted a wish.

Granted, but you survive as a zombie because your gun doesn't work in a zombiepocalypse where you were not immune to the airborne virus that brought it on in the first place. Therefore, your gun stopped working because it didn't recognize you anymore. :?

 

 

I wish I knew what game it is that Bonez is talking about. :-s

 

 

~D. V. "Always finding exception-loaded situations..." Devnull

Granted, you find out he is talking about Just Cause 2, right before getting amnesia.

 

I wish that I had a dog that was super smart.

Granted, he's smarter than you and because of that he does uncomfortable things to you, and there is nothing you can do about it because he is super smart.

 

I wish Family Guy would run for 500 more seasons and the haters would suck it.

Granted, but the show ends up sucking badly during all 500 seasons, and airs content that prevents it from being shown on non-"pay-per-view" channels. This prevents you from watching it as well, which at least has the bright side of your brain having not been dropped in the mental equivalent of deadly lava. ;)

 

 

Now, I wish that TheBlazikenMaster/BlazeTheMovieFan wouldn't skip out on us in the "You're Banned"/"You're Fired" games whenever nobody is able to figure out a good way to reply to them in this thread. (Hell, this whole dang reply sucks, and it's nowhere close to my usual quality just because I'm trying to revive this game again!) :anxious:

 

 

~D. V. "...grasping at straws for more ideas to use in here..." Devnull

Granted, unfortunately the forum games get removed so it doesn't matter anymore.

 

I wish slavery would be legal as long as your name is BlazeTheMovieFan but remain illegal otherwise. Then I'd start a slavery. :twisted:

Granted. Most of the world's governments are not okay with that, so they go to war with you.

 

I wish that this post was unreadable.

Granted. However, because the post is unreadable, your wish cannot be granted anymore, so it becomes readable again. The Corrupt a Wish genie gets stressed and frustrated over this, so he just goes to the bar for a drink.

 

I wish I could have a drinking contest with said genie and win.

Granted, now your entire liver needs replacing. And no one wants to donate a lobe.

 

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without having to worry about gaining weight

Granted. You're an undiagnosed type 1 diabetic >_>

I.E. me when I was 18.

 

I wish I could read books from the future.

Granted. They haven't been edited or even finished yet.

 

I wish I would stop procrastinating by posting in /FG/.

Granted. Welcome to Reddit/Stumbleupon/4chan

 

I wish I would stop draggin my ass and max already

Granted, but it makes you get royally bored of RuneScape, causing you to quit before you ever hit 200M in all skills and/or max your gp stack out. :boohoo:

 

 

I wish I could do many things much faster. :mellow:

 

 

~D. V. "Oh well, the mayhem's gonna ensue anyway..." Devnull

Granted, you now do things so fast that you can't see what you're doing and screw up.

 

I wish for a keyboard like

.

Granted, you accidently spill coffee on it and it shortcircuits, causing it to delete all of your save games. You fix the keyboard but have to reboot...

 

I wish that I could have better time management skills.

Granted, you now see the past, present, and future all at once, go insane, and fling yourself into the Big Bang.

 

I wish I had a source of unlimited energy

Granted, it's negative energy.

 

I wish for the inability to get lower than A- on a test, then I'd do all sorts of tests.

Granted, you somehow scored a Letter grade on a Numerically graded test (a la SAT's), causing the world to explode.

 

I wish I had some pizza

Granted. I even cooked it for you, and it turned out great, except that shipping it from California to Florida proved... Problematic, to say the least.

 

I wish for the ability to timetravel one second into the past.

Granted, however you can only travel a second into the past and your ability only works every 16 hours. Good luck with that.

 

I wish for a billiard board at home as well as an expert of the game pool. Then I'd ask him to teach me everything he knows.

Granted. He gets frustrated that you don't follow his advice and an hero's with your magical gun.

 

I wish someone returned the slab

Granted. Some idiot takes it again immediately after. Curses ensue.

 

I wish wolves.

Wolves eat you.

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, you now have a rare form of insomnia that will kill you unless you keep posting in Forum Games.

 

I wish Navel oranges were always in season

Granted, you didn't specify which season, so they're now always only on spring.

 

I wish I had a female father and a male mother.