Granted, his new comic sucks so much that even the fans (including you) don't like it.

 

I wish everything was legal as long as I do it but remain illegal when the president does it. Then I'd do all sorts of illegal things. :twisted:

Old wish much? He arrests you anyway on grounds of being unfair.

 

I wish you hadn't just recycled that wish.

Granted, but Blaze thinks up something worse, and I have no idea what it would be. :?

 

 

I wish hardware/software compatibility issues didn't exist. There are a rather sizeable number good old-school games out there, and many can't be played now. :(

 

 

~D. V. "It drives me crazy..." Devnull

granted, you have lost the game keys however and cannot play

 

i wish for an oreo.

Granted, but it's got pineapple filling, instead of whip cream vanilla. :twss:

 

 

I wish @tripsis would go un-stall a forum game that people want her to come to. :wall:

 

 

~D. V. "It may be driving some people crazy..." Devnull

Granted, she comes to the game more frequently. But I get all the honor of guessing her right, whenever the rest of you guess her I post instead. :twisted:

 

I wish for a cheese doritos that's extremely cheesy.

Granted, it tastes awful.

 

I wish that most forum games would become active again. Playing most of the forum games with myself is getting very boring very fast.

Granted, but then you realize that everyone else on this board is in fact a result of your severe multiple personality disorder, and you've been playing with yourself all along. No pun intended.

 

I wish I could watch Game of Thrones on TV @ the same time the Americans get it.

Granted, you now live in Canada.

 

I wish that I had a subscription to HBO.

Granted, but you can only watch the crappy content from there.

 

I wish for a working blu-ray player and screen.

Granted, but then somebody robs you of them and takes them to the Tip.It Forums, forcing you to return here and play once more while you spend a long time searching around to find them. :twisted:

 

I wish parents didn't fall asleep hard for long periods in all the wrong places. :angry:

 

~D. V. "Twisted, is life... Insane, it will drive you..." Devnull

Granted, they fall asleep for short periods in all the wrong places.

 

I wish that Blaze would wish next.

Well, I'm back. So me posting is just natural.

 

I wish for an army of 5,000+ knights and all of them have a gun on them.

Granted, but a powerful Mage comes along and heats up all the guns with a massive wave of fire. This results in all the guns backfiring and blowing apart in those knights' hands. It looks like you'll need to teach them how to use Fire Extinguishers now... ;)

 

 

I wish I could cause weeds to shrivel and die just by thinking about it, and without any bad events occurring as a result of using aforementioned helpful little power. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Making your mind overcrank..." Devnull

Granted, some guy with a lot of ugly weed hires you and pays you a lot of money to get rid of his weed.

 

You learn that you want to use that power to help others.

 

I wish the Easter Bunny would be as nice as Santa Claus.

 

I always see the Eeaster Bunny as a douchebag and Santa Claus as this nice guy.

Granted, but the Easter Bunny only seems a heck of a lot nicer after you have to teach his son to quit being a lazy bum. :roll:

 

 

I wish someone would revive the "Hit, Slap, Glomp, Tackle etc a Member!" thread. :mellow:

 

 

~D. V. "It just seems like it shouldn't be dead." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Did anyone get the reference I threw in?)

Granted, but it turns out that "someone" is an admin who closes the thread and gives you three warning points.

 

Good luck rationalizing with a stubborn admin.

 

I wish D. V. Devnull would just reveal his weakness already.

Granted. He patches it immediately after, so posting it here would be irrelevant. it's elephants, by the way

 

I wish I could remember what the default font size is.

Granted, but as soon as you do, the default font size changes, so you don't know what the current default font size is.

 

I wish to become the king of all kings.

Granted, the other kings don't like it and pay someone to assassinate you.

 

I wish that I could read the minds of those around me.

Granted, you read the mind of EVERYONE around you at once and have no control over it.

 

I wish June would come here sooner. I mean seriously, I can't wait for the movie Man of Steel.

Granted, you miss the elect Blaze for world leader election and therefore can't stand because you time travel forward to June so that you are never in the time inbetween, and naturally can't time travel again.

 

I wish that this genie wasn't so sadistic with his wishes.

granted. he/she is even more sadistic

 

I wish for a nice peaceful night with no stupidity

Granted... No corruption this time because I wish for the same. :D

 

~D. V. "To hell with sadistic mentality!" Devnull

Granted, but the morning is fire and brimstone as North Korea launches a nuke at the US and starts the second Korean war.

 

I wish that twcenter forums would be up and running!