Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but these forums are full of spammers and the mods and admins are far too lazy to take care of it.

 

I wish that every time a tomato was thrown at me, my speed would be doubled.

 

Then (after over 20 tomatoes are thrown at me) I'd run to China.

[Bonez899]

Granted, who the heck throws tomatoes at you? Also, your speed doesn't increase if you ask/pay them to do it.

 

I wish that I had lots and lots of steam money.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you can only buy the stuff you don't want with it.

 

I wish for a special tree in my garden that grows cans of coca-cola.

[Bonez899]

Granted, a windstorm comes and takes the tree down without leaving any ability to regrow/replant it.

 

I wish that I was able to do my homework in about 20 minutes.

[D. V. Devnull]

Granted, but you make way too many errors and don't realize it, thus resulting in your class grades taking a nosedive and your ending up without your games & their consoles until you're age 40. :o

 

 

I wish I knew why some things on monitors can look insanely brighter than "perfect '#FFFFFF' white", when there should be no possible way for that to happen. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Stuck in the confusion crowd..." Devnull

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you only wished to know WHY, you didn't wish for a solution to that problem, so you're not getting it.

 

I wish for an intense desert.

[Alg]

Granted. Welcome to Antarctica.

 

I wish the weather would go back to being nice.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, everyone around you is nice to you and do good things to you. The problem? Well, they're too nice to you.

 

Oh and it's always sunny in a good way.

 

I wish to write a novel, ship it to China, and have it approved by the president of the United States.

 

[hide]This is something that would NEVER happen especially since I don't write novels hence why I wished for it.[/hide]

[cowmaster187]

granted, however since it is in canada the president cannot approve it officially, you get a piece of bacon instead.

 

i wish for that piece of bacon.

[chenw]

Granted, but because since it was given to Blaze first....

 

I wish for some motivation...

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you have the motivation to do some crazy shit that leads you injured and you have to spend the rest of your life at a hospital.

 

I wish The Santa Claus would stop saying [garden tool] so much.

[Alg]

Granted. His new catch phrase is considerably less safe for work.

 

I wish whales could fly.

[Bonez899]

Granted, they have the ability but are unable to due to their physical size.

 

I wish for a water bomb that automatically puts out any fire placed in.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you only get one water bomb. And after it's full you have to deal with fire without that water bomb.

 

I wish the guy who invented the human brain would join me for dinner.

[Bonez899]

Granted, God comes to dinner with you. Since his existance is questionable there is a questionable chance he will show up, you wait 3 days for him to show up.

 

I wish that I had more money, less morals, and great dignity.

[chenw]

Granted, but you become a Drug Lord and get assassinated by your second in command.

 

I wish for a method of sleeping that would yield the equivalent of 10x the length of current sleeping method (EG sleeping for 2 hours new way is the same as 20 hour sleep)

[Bonez899]

Granted, you still sleep for the regular amount of time but your body is screwed over as it thinks you are sleeping for 80 hours a night at the least. You end up gaining a mental disorder and being admitted to an asylum.

 

I wish that I had the ability to not ever need sleep ever.

[chenw]

Granted, but your total lifetime while awake does not change, and thus you die a lot earlier than everyone else.

 

I wish for anarchism for the world

[D. V. Devnull]

Granted, a Zombie Apocalypse happens. :razz:

 

 

I wish the TV Listings didn't suck tonight. :sad:

 

 

~D. V. "Dreary with no TV..." Devnull

[chenw]

Granted, but it sucks every other night

 

Speaking of TV, I wish for a 24 movie

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, it's rushed beyond belief, and none of the guys working on it care about the source material in any way shape or form, so it turns out to be a shitty movie.

 

I wish to laugh my head off.

[chenw]

Granted, but it's not the head you would expect to fall off

 

I wish for the weekend

[Alg]

Granted. It's the weekend! ...In another timezone.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[chenw]

Granted, but thats the only wish you are allowed, to wish for more wishes, and ends up in a vicious cycle.

 

I wish for coffee

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, it tastes horrible.

 

Goddamn it.

 

I wish that I could come up with something different than poison or the fact that something tastes horrible when somebody wishes for food.