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The vast majority of the time I've smoked it's been weed - I just make sure not to do it too often, I know my girlfriend doesn't want to be going out with a pothead.

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Never touched a single cigarette. Also never will. Although im willing to try weed (Its different).

 

@Tripsis AFAIK those are just lumps of fat.

Men can still get *breast* cancer!

Yeah, but that's unrelated to breast size afaik.

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Never touched a single cigarette. Also never will. Although im willing to try weed (Its different).

 

@Tripsis AFAIK those are just lumps of fat.

Men can still get *breast* cancer!

Yeah, but that's unrelated to breast size afaik.

Well if you want to put your upper right lump in the microwave go ahead but its still not a breast.

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After getting back into the flirting game ( primarily because school started), I have realized that I want a smart girl. Its so annoying when after having some fun flirting I may say or ask something that requires at least some thinking and get a " I don't get it, I'm not smart hahahahaha" for a response. Now I'm sure that I would only be in a relationship with a girl with which I can both have fun with and hold an interesting conversation with...

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After getting back into the flirting game ( primarily because school started), I have realized that I want a smart girl. Its so annoying when after having some fun flirting I may say or ask something that requires at least some thinking and get a " I don't get it, I'm not smart hahahahaha" for a response. Now I'm sure that I would only be in a relationship with a girl with which I can both have fun with and hold an interesting conversation with...

 

Good idea. Unless you just want a fling, then find a hot chick. xD

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

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After getting back into the flirting game ( primarily because school started), I have realized that I want a smart girl. Its so annoying when after having some fun flirting I may say or ask something that requires at least some thinking and get a " I don't get it, I'm not smart hahahahaha" for a response. Now I'm sure that I would only be in a relationship with a girl with which I can both have fun with and hold an interesting conversation with...

 

Good idea. Unless you just want a fling, then find a hot chick. xD

Well I still want an attractive girl either way. Except if I wanted a fling I would get a dumber chick who is easier to get with.

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After getting back into the flirting game ( primarily because school started), I have realized that I want a smart girl.

 

Oh god yes. Smarts are so sexy on a girl. Especially with a nice pair of librarian glasses to complement it. ;)

 

I bring up the controversies of TIF to my girlfriend to hear her input and I couldn't be any more turned on. Don't even get me started on the intercourse.

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The hairline on the back of their neck. :razz:

 

And freckles.

 

And the "been living in the jungle" messy hair thing. (brunettes only)

 

I love messy hair on dark-haired guys. Hot.

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

We have the rest of our lives.

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The hairline on the back of their neck. :razz:

 

And freckles.

 

And the "been living in the jungle" messy hair thing. (brunettes only)

 

I love messy hair on dark-haired guys. Hot.

Haha, I have short, non-messy, blond hair :P

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After getting back into the flirting game ( primarily because school started), I have realized that I want a smart girl.

 

Oh god yes. Smarts are so sexy on a girl. Especially with a nice pair of librarian glasses to complement it. ;)

 

I bring up the controversies of TIF to my girlfriend to hear her input and I couldn't be any more turned on. Don't even get me started on the intercourse.

I'm not entirely sure what you were implying there. The verbal intercourse, or another type?

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

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I really like legs but I think that as nice as any girl looks if they are boring or annoying then it detracts from their cuteness. I would rather settle for lower looks in a girl with nice personality that I would enjoy dating rather than a really hot girl that would be just a trophy.

 

Of course a good combination of looks and smarts would always be the best in the long run though.

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I'm not entirely sure what you were implying there. The verbal intercourse, or another type?

 

Now that you mention it, the verbal intercourse is good too. I was originally referring to lovemaking though. Her smarts give me such a testosteronic rush in that situation.

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I'm not entirely sure what you were implying there. The verbal intercourse, or another type?

 

Now that you mention it, the verbal intercourse is good too. I was originally referring to lovemaking though. Her smarts give me such a testosteronic rush in that situation.

yumm :)

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I'm not entirely sure what you were implying there. The verbal intercourse, or another type?

 

Now that you mention it, the verbal intercourse is good too. I was originally referring to lovemaking though. Her smarts give me such a testosteronic rush in that situation.

yumm :)

That sounds like some fun pillow talk.

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"Baby, you're hotter than the laws of thermodynamics!"

 

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Today was one of those days for me where I spent my day admiring the beauty of different females. And yet I did not connect any of the beauty with sexual pleasure or acts. It was as if I was admiring works of art.

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Go post THAT on a feminist forum. :P

 

 

This is going to sound horribly sexist, but I'm glad most women have horribly low self esteem. It makes it so much easier to cheer them up :)

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This is going to sound horribly sexist, but I'm glad most women have horribly low self esteem. It makes it so much easier to cheer them up :)

I used to look for girls like that. But now I'm bothered by having to cheer some girls up all the time because of their self-esteem issues. So now I look for girls with high-self esteem... I don't need to cheer them up often :)

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Don't guys have super soft lips? I just assumed lips were soft.

Assumption :o?! Don't tell me you never kissed (a boy)?

And lips are soft when you just keep them in good condition (vaseline and the likes work wonders before you go to your girlfriend)

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Go post THAT on a feminist forum. :P

 

 

This is going to sound horribly sexist, but I'm glad most women have horribly low self esteem. It makes it so much easier to cheer them up :)

 

Oh hai saru. I thought you left.

 

I'm just terrible with women for whatever reason.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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Go post THAT on a feminist forum. :P

 

 

This is going to sound horribly sexist, but I'm glad most women have horribly low self esteem. It makes it so much easier to cheer them up :)

 

Oh hai saru. I thought you left.

 

I'm just terrible with women for whatever reason.

Or women are terrible with you.

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Go post THAT on a feminist forum. :P

 

 

This is going to sound horribly sexist, but I'm glad most women have horribly low self esteem. It makes it so much easier to cheer them up :)

 

Oh hai saru. I thought you left.

 

I'm just terrible with women for whatever reason.

Or women are terrible with you.

Yeah, it's like a game of tug-o-war almost. It doesn't matter, everybody loses eventually.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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Go post THAT on a feminist forum. :P

 

 

This is going to sound horribly sexist, but I'm glad most women have horribly low self esteem. It makes it so much easier to cheer them up :)

 

Oh hai saru. I thought you left.

 

I'm just terrible with women for whatever reason.

 

Oh don't worry, I'm beyond terrible with guys. There is this abnormally attractive guy who I have been trying to work up the courage to talk to for an embarrasingly long time. I swear I will talk to him eventually. I say that every week though. Whatever.

We'll sneak out while they sleep

And sail off in the night.

We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.

When we're gone, we'll stay gone.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's not too late,

We have the rest of our lives.

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