Some of us may be agaisnt fast food, alot of us don't need to eat any more fast food - but the large majority of us enjoy nomming on the unhealthy goodness now and then.

 

My coworker was [bleep]ing about he wanted to combine an arbys/subway and a jack in the box and put it outside our building so he wouldnt have to go far for lunch - and I got to thinking - what if we could combine our favorite fast food items and make a dream fast food place so we can nom more often - and get fatter and die quicker.

 

So I thought it would be fair to make a menu of 15 items from fast food places , select your favorite fries then include 5 side items and let us see our favorite sinful things to nom on - and let us bash each other for our odd taste. You can even add an optional 6 item breakfast menu :P

 

I'm probably adding to the "Evil" side of the off topic forums by making this - but I know deep down - more people are qualified to post this list and debate peoples choices then most of the topics here....

 

Mwhahahahahhaha

 

Just for fun - I'll start off

 

For the 15 items

1) Orange Chicken / Mushroom Chicken and Chow Mein (Panda Express)

2) Sweetfire Chicken / Mandarin Chicken and Chow Mein (Panda Express)

3) Wings and Things (Thats chicken strips/wings/fries) - (Zaxbys)

4) Meatball Sub (Subway)

5) Cajun Club (Zaxbys)

6) Sourdough Steak Melt (Jack in the box)

7) Chilli Cheese Dog (corn dog seven)

8) Portobello Mushroom Melt Thickburger (Hardees)

9) Grande Soft Taco (Taco Bell)

10) Big Hot Ham 'N' Cheese (Hardees)

11) Some Chicken, Clams, Lobster Bites (Long John Silvers)

12) Jalapeno Burger (Sonics)

13) Chicken Teraki Sub (Subway)

14) Ultimate Italian (Quiznos)

15) chicken parmesan sandwich (Hardees)

 

Fries - Chic Fila Waffle Fries

 

Breakfast Menu

1) Bacon egg and cheese biscuit (Bojangles)

2) Hearty Breakfast Bowl (Jack in the box)

3) Denver Breakfast Bowl (Jack in the box)

4) Steak egg and cheese (Wendys)

5) The Egg Mcmuffin

6) Biscuit 'N' Gravy (Hardees)

 

Side Items:

1) Cheese Sticks (Arbys)

2) Loaded Potato Bites (Arbys)

3) Stuffed Jalopenos (Jack in the Box)

4) Spicy Fried Mushrooms (Zaxbys)

5) Cream Cheese Ragoons (Panda Express)

 

 

 

I feel like a fatass right now - and I'm sure everyone now thinks I am lolz - but go go go !

Aren't you STILL a fatass, or have you worked off that weight yet?

 

I'd need a bit to think of a good fast food joint though.

I would love chicken and waffle burgers, and they serve fried catfish.

 

[bleep] YEAH

Aren't you STILL a fatass, or have you worked off that weight yet?

 

I'd need a bit to think of a good fast food joint though.

 

 

Oh, I lost a good bit baby, ask your mother 8-)

 

You truly have no limits on to how low you will go ;)

 

ZING

Mine already exists. :thumbsup:

 

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holy [cabbage] - what is that thing?

I see it as a wonderful piece of art. Others may call it a heart attack.

I see it as a wonderful piece of art. Others may call it a heart attack.

 

 

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

It took me 20 seconds to even realize taht was food. Lord help the idiot who tried to down that sucker. Christ almighty.

does it have a name? Calorie Count?

I'd take it on.

I don't know it's name. It's part of a "secret" menu that isn't usually sold normally. You gotta personally ask for a custom burger. (Yes that's meat.)

 

Personally, it'll take me two weeks to finish that. But, usually people eat this smaller one instead:

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Baconator - Wendy's

Lemon Chicken - Mandarin/any other chinese restaurant

Double Quarter Pounder - McDonald's

Teen Burger - A&W

Assorted sub - Mr. Sub

Steak sub - Mr. Sub

Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza - Little Caesar's :thumbup:

 

So much other good fast food I can't think of lol

 

I don't eat enough fast food to be able to construct an entire menu, but I can say that I like burgers from most fast food places and sandwiches from Subway.

We only have a McDonalds and a Subway where I am, the nearest BK is 250 miles away by plane or boat, and it's then another 500 miles by the same modes of transportation to get anything more. Therefore, my taste is pretty limited, so a list of 15 would be a challenge. :P

A couple things I like though:

Meatball Marinara (Subway) Good for a bit, then I get tired of em

Double Quarter Pounder (McDonalds)

McKinley Mac (McDonalds) Don't know if they have these anymore, was an Alaska special

Angus Third Pounders (McDonalds) These are amazing, for fast food.

Chocolate shake (McDonalds) Yum yum

Sausage McGriddle (McDonalds) Something about sausage, pancake, and syrup in a hamburger form is just amazing.

 

McDonalds bias obviously, lol. :rolleyes:

Mine already exists. :thumbsup:

 

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I hope it includes a side of cardiologist and a warfarin prescription.

 

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Mine already exists. :thumbsup:

 

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That's amazing. I wonder how much that cost :blink:

 

Anyway, I don't have too much fast food, but my favourites are.

 

Crispy Bacon Tender Crisp - Hungry Jacks (Burger King in some other countries) It's amazing.

 

Meatball Sub - Subway, Probably the greatest sub ever..With ranch sauce :wub:

1. Roast-Beef Sandwich - Arby's
   
2. Spicy Italian Footlong - Subway
   
3. B4C0N4T0R
   
4. Mountain Dew
   
5. Beer
   

 

I couldn't think of 15 items. Too early to be thinking.

I already know mine: MAX Hamburgers. It's cheaper than Burger King, they prepare the food as you order it (so you don't get a sweaty cheeseburger that's been laying around for hours), their dip sauces actually taste like they should taste: the bearnaise is delicious. Everything about the food is just fresh. Also, they're very environmentally aware, they've won awards and stuff. Plus I quite like their interior design!

 

Nothing better than a Frisco meal when you've forgot your lunch at home.

Taco Bell, Papa Gino's (a new england pizza place, there's about 50+ of them, two in my town) and McDonald's COMBINED!!!

 

I'd love for them to have TB crunchy tacos, MCD French Fries and Milk, and Papa Gino's Paparoni pizza.

 

I'd just like to tell what Paparoni pizza is. It is a Pepperoni pizza with 3x times the cheese and pepperonis. I could almost swear they triple the sauce too but it doesn't say that in the description.

 

Papa McDonald's Bell FTW!!!

 

Thank you for making this thread, I LOVE FAST FOOD (Taco Bell is the best, my rsn is EpicTacoBell XD )

Am I one of the very few that doesn't love Subway's sandwiches? They're alright and all but not grand basted in glory.

My ideal fast food restaurant would have a large assortment of oatmeals & granolas, Merlots, pickled vegetables, smoked fish, raw chili peppers, chewing gum, and submarine sandwiches.

 

Oh, and your meal would be free if you eat all of that on a single platter.

I'm no fast food expert, but I could name a few important items (in no particular otder):

 

-taco bell soft shell tacos

-subway Philly Cheesesteak with jalapenos, banana peppers, and lettuce

-Papa Ginos cheese and pepperoni (I don't really consider this fast food, but hey, why not)

-Tom Wahl's cheeseburger

 

and maybe some fries and a root beer.

 

But the most important thing is they don't make it disgustingly unhealthy. I ate greasy burgers, Blts, and subway three days in a row when I went away over Christmas vacation, and my stomach is still recovering :mellow:

 

EDIT: missed a couple important things: the restaurant has to be in Port Clyde, Maine, and the root beer has to be Port Clyde General Store root beer. And it needs lobster rolls. And it needs to somehow be awesome but not attract too many people so the town maintains the same atmosphere.

I remember a Jimmy Neutron episode where he built a super high tech restaurant that had a tongue scanner which determined your favorite meal, and cooked it for you insanely fast. I'd like a fast food place like that, only without the high techiness, and more of a homestyle feel. But keep the tongue scanner, that thing is awesome.

Alright. I work at McDonalds, so you might say I eat a bit of fast food now and then. :rolleyes: My list will be a bit biased towards McDonald's food though, as I don't eat much fast food elsewhere.

 

For the main menu:

Grilled Chicked Caesar salad with italian dressing.

Sonic's Chicken Strip Dinner

Angus Bacon and Cheese burger

10 piece Chicken Nuggets with Chipotle Barbecue sauce

Chile Cheese Coney

Pizza Hut mini cheese pizza

McChicken

 

Arby's waffle fries

 

Dessert Menu

Sonic Sundae

McFlurry

McDonalds Shakes

Mine already exists. :thumbsup:

 

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That's amazing. I wonder how much that cost :blink::

 

Its like a dollar a meat patty. I hate In N Out though, its gross, I don't see how so many people like it.