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Nevada has nothing dude. Other than silver and prositutes...nothing. XD

 

 

AND [bleep]ING VEGAS

 

how can you people forget that?

Vegas! Vegas, baby! I hear they have the real Caesar's Palace.

 

And how the [bleep] is Kentucky in the Midwest?

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Nebraska. I actually started feeling vertigo driving through it. Depressingly flat, cornfields for ever and ever and EVER.

 

Although Ohio drivers do suck [wagon].

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And how the [bleep] is Kentucky in the Midwest?

 

It isn't. It is more west than Ohio though, which is in the midwest.

 

Although Ohio drivers do suck [wagon].

 

I'm glad no buckeyes have taken offense to that yet :smile: .

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Ohio has the crappiest and tiniest roads I've ever seen. But Michigan takes the cake for being the crappiest place to live.

 

But to randomly hate on states; Illinois because a ) Obama , b ) inane corruptness anyway. And Minnesota, because they think they're all that because they have tons of lakes. Well so does Michigan. :P

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And Minnesota, because they think they're all that because they have tons of lakes. Well so does Michigan. :P

If you've ever been to the boundary waters you'd think differently. ;)

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All you guys are hating on Kansas.... That's where I was born. It's not that bad. Though, I've lived in MIssouri for most of my life. I'd have to say Nebraska is the worst of the Midwest states.

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Although Ohio drivers do suck [wagon].

I've once read that New York and New Jersey has the worst drivers of the country... I blame the Italians.

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Although Ohio drivers do suck [wagon].

I've once read that New York and New Jersey has the worst drivers of the country... I blame the Italians.

 

Living in New York, I would probably have to agree. Actually, when I was in the Bahamas, I had a conversation with a guy vacationing from Holland. When he asked me where I was from, I said New York. He replied "Oh, so you're Italian?" Made me lol, half for the stereotype, and half because he was right.

 

Typical NY traffic conversation below.

 

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Texas is better than all of you anyways.

No, no. You're second. Respect the position.

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We'll take you on, California. Right here, right now. Oh, wait, what's that? You have a mountain range in the way and don't want to get your high heels dirty?

 

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Who said we didn't?

 

MOVE OUT OF THE [bleep]ING WAY COLORADO!

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To hell with the weather. Cold winters and hot summers. Perhaps I need to grow a pair (even though one pair is already enough), but having a little bit of everything sucks. I'd prefer (and who doesn't?) those 70 degree, sunny, very few (if any) clouds, slight breeze, only getting a little cooler at night.

 

God damn.

 

Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa, Minnesota, and North/South Dakota.

 

I'm from Chicago, btw.

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Ok, I can't claim to know much about the Mid-West, so I'm just gonna have a stab at... Nebraska. I spose they do have that Counting Crows song "Omaha" song written about them, other than not much else is going for them. Oh and Kansas

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Overijssel :twss:

No seriously, a thread for americans only? Ill just go with whatever the guy has above me then

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Every state is created equal.

 

Except Texas. We're really 4 little states combined together :o

California was the entire West before America won it in the war and shrinked it's size.

 

So we're a quarter of a continent. Boo yah.

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New England ftw tbh. :twss:

 

Though if i had to pick one state in the Midwest to hate on, it'd be Iowa. This is due to the fact that basically no one acknowledges them and knows the capital (Des Moines, pronounced Deh-Moyn). Too many people confuse it with Idaho -.-

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