I am not afraid to hug you...

I really liked this dude its awesome :D

Here's a new one (I was called this name tonight :roll: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Wall Noob" -- somebody who collapses the rocks in Castle Wars on somebody who's way stronger than them. How DARE I use the environment to my advantage? Shame on me.

heh, memories, to think i wrote this a year ago and there's still a few replies coming in...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i apologise for not adding too many updates but i now no-longer play Runescape. Also, i have become socially adept, rendering my humour and self awareness a mere bi-product of scorned individualism...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heh...

nice work =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how come u think old zezy is fake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i dont, i think my sarcasm is lost on you... a far few of you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm well aware of most all meanings of the term UBER, i just choose the funnier option in my description.

"Newblar" - What I call arrogant low levels (including skills not just low combat high skillers or vise versa)

No-lifing noob [sic] Contradiction in terminis Insult thrown at the protagonist when the antagonist feels his feelings hurt after showing his inaptitude at the game. This includes: begging/whining/offering a spinach roll for protagonist's D-chain/losing an argument.

 

 

 

Note: this insult can only be directed towards anyone beating the antagonist's combat level by one OR towards anyone beating the antagonist's total skill level by one.

Jingle noob.. :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got called like that yesterday on my pure, no idea what it means :oops:

Auto Noob: Used it a wide variety of situations, an auto noob is best described as any one who is a faster clicker that the antagonist and therefore, must be using an illegal addition to the game to gain them such a quick draw advantage, or alternatively any one mining with public chat 'off'. the antagonist then cleverly decides to tell all in the surrounding area to report the protagonist, only to look very stupid whet the "autoer" runs off to the nearest bank. see also, mining noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey just so you know, many deobfuscate bots are actually able to go from mining/fishing/woodcutting etc. to a bank as they are a modified version of the runescape client. This means that they recieve and interpret the packets sent by the game to the client and send their own to get the bot to do x action when y packet is recieved. This means that this kind of auto can do everything a normal player can do, except for speak to other players. This means that if the writer of the script that the program uses is particularly insidious, he can write the script to do anything including react to random events in the correct manner AND drop the rewards they are given, drop special rewards such as gems when mining and, yes, go to a bank when the programs recieves the packet telling it that its inventory is full, by sending the appropriate packets that the writer of the script has programmed it to do in reaction to almost every applicable packet sent to it by runescape.

 

 

 

And before you go on saying that these are clearly not bots or they just dont wanna speak and there's no proof they are autoing, there is. For one, the runescape client sometimes sends 'trap' packets that contain useless information that if using a deob bot can sometimes confuse the bot and stop it from working properly. Of course there is another way which happens to be very simple, if it plays for more than 24 hours straight it is probably a bot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW I didn't find these facts out, but I am unsure of who to credit these findings to. If it is you who found these facts, or you know who did feel free to send me a private message and I will be happy to give the deserving person credit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the long post, just wanted to straighten that out.

You have forgotten the door-closer noob! It's the noob that always closing doors when you try to walk through them...

Lol. This is pretty good. Keep up the good work.

great really funny :)

Nice, very nice. Can I add something? The Nothing Better To Do Noob, who stands on the corner heckling everyone from the level 3 selling shrimp to the level 103 doing nothing.

New noob from my experince- barrow noobs. Idiot who follow barrower with fancy gears hoping they die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ranged Crave

you should add Super Noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Super Noob: a person of low intelligence that has gained a higher level account usually by a friend or by scamming someone. Their sole purpose in runescape is to go to every low level area in the game and hand out noob comments like candy. Usually found in lumbridge or low level quest spots. (Can also go by Uber Noob)

Wow this actualy made me laugh out loud...

 

 

 

Who ever made this noob-tionary is such a nubcake (dont ask me what that means either :wall: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

\ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You forgot N33b though.

 

 

 

[Derived from Nub typo and Uber german: fat]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not to be pedantic or anything, but 'Uber' means 'Above' or 'Over', and can be used in a superiority sense. The German word for 'fat' is 'Dich', pronounced in the same way as the nickname for 'Richard', with a softer 'ck' at the end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I didn't bother reading the 12 pages of comments, just the dictionary, so if this has been mentioned... Oops

that was really funny :lol:

ROFL, thats funny. Nice.

seeing how H is lonely and empty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hally Noob = a person whom, having the intelligence to realise the benefit of no food usage, uses a combination of a halberd and a safespot so as to be able to train indefinately

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You'd best credit me for that one :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also apologies if this is alredy posted, i didnt have the patience for 13 pages

Someone just called me this, so I decided to share it here. It may be in the Dictionary already but just in case:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miner noob - a person with high mining level who takes all the ores

Here is an Addition

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Door Noob-A noob who stands in front of/behind a door and closes it so no one can escape/enter. The smart ones pick places everybod constiantly comes in/goes out of (i.e. Auraby's Rune Shop, Varrok, F2P world, i saw like 45 protaginists held up yelling "sum1 report him!!!")

Hilarious and very funny, good job complining this.

lol good one :D

found another one you may add

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bug abusing noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i was dueling yesterday (very rare) and fought this guy, he couldnt hit through my uber defence therefore he called me a bug abusing noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

change it to a real definition if you put it on btw