Define "competent".

 

 

 

People who can follow orders. I mean it really is simple on the Death Toll finale. There's a rock you can stand on and no infected or tank can get to you. The only thing that can get you are smokers and they only come from one direction so you need 1 guy watching for smokers. The other 3 just need to shoot at the hordes of common infected.

 

 

 

However because it's on ecksbawcks I'm going to find a lot 8 year olds that think my idea is never going to work and try camping inside of the house.

It's alright Lenin some other time maybe. We still need 2 more competent people and that's hard to find on XBL :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Should've bought it on PC and moved to Australia. :ugeek:

 

 

 

But then you'd have to look at my siggy on a crappy connection.

Now, I'm no mod here, of course, but now it just looks like your siggy is too voluminous for the confines of this board. Any more quotes and it might rupture the internet itself.

 

 

 

Just a heads up.

 

 

 

And that rock thing actually works? Holy cow. Not even hunters can get you? And I have at least 2 competent people that we can grab, provided they're both on/willing.

Now, I'm no mod here, of course, but now it just looks like your siggy is too voluminous for the confines of this board. Any more quotes and it might rupture the internet itself.

 

 

 

Just a heads up.

 

 

 

And that rock thing actually works? Holy cow. Not even hunters can get you? And I have at least 2 competent people that we can grab, provided they're both on/willing.

 

 

 

I'm keeping it withing the 511 word character limit.

 

 

 

Anyway, most exploits like that will probably be fixed in a patch. Provided you're on PC, consoles my have to wait a while, though an update for consoles could come sometime soon.

I herd rumors about new DLC maps/ campaigns

 

Actually they came from someone working at Valve, who I linked to someone in pages 24 to 26.

 

 

 

Anyways for akimbo assassin you can use:

 

 

 

- Dual pistols

 

- Grenades

 

- Anything that doesn't go into the gun slot

 

- Melee with or without gasoline or propane

 

 

 

*I did all of those for my akimbo assassin.

 

 

 

You may not use:

 

 

 

- Machine Guns

 

- Pick up a weapon besides a second pistol

 

 

 

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@Dizzle, regardless of the word count, there is an overall size that your signature cannot go over, regardless of images or text included. The quotes make it larger than it needs to be. Simple tip is to put some of them, if not all, into hide tags.

That sig is still really damn tall, character limit or not.

That sig is still really damn tall, character limit or not.

 

 

 

So I'll just put it in hide tags.

 

 

 

EDIT: Nvm, skatedog already said so #-o

Much better!

You can pick up guns that aren't pistols and still get the achievement, it's just easier to leave them alone.

Also, I think it's 'darndest'.

 

 

 

@Riku, is that the one near the water? If it is, a Tank can punch you and send you off into the river.

You can pick up guns that aren't pistols and still get the achievement, it's just easier to leave them alone.

 

 

 

Can Melee with them as well .. I had to at times on the blasted 360. =[

For the Akimbo Assassin achievement, can you use molotovs/pipebombs/left trigger shove?

 

 

 

Yea you can, you're only not allowed to use any guns besides the pistol and the minigun. So it's safer if you only pick up the 2nd pistol the whole game.

For the Akimbo Assassin achievement, can you use molotovs/pipebombs/left trigger shove?

 

 

 

Yea you can, you're only not allowed to use any guns besides the pistol and the minigun. So it's safer if you only pick up the 2nd pistol the whole game.

 

You're not even allowed to use the minigun. Trust me, it messed me up the first time I attempted it.

My bad, no minigun allowed. Besides every minigun is placed in such bad locations that zombies can just sneak up behind you and whack you. Once again, I apologize.

My bad, no minigun allowed. Besides every minigun is placed in such bad locations that zombies can just sneak up behind you and whack you. Once again, I apologize.

 

 

 

Which is why you have someone with you watching your back. Or, in the cases of No Mercy or Dead Air, most of your team is usually near you anyways.

My bad, no minigun allowed. Besides every minigun is placed in such bad locations that zombies can just sneak up behind you and whack you. Once again, I apologize.

 

Not really. If you have a very versatile team, then the machine gun is pretty useful. In Death Toll it's up on high ground, so that's just a bonus. If someone is actually using the minigun properly, and the rest of the team is defending/shooting the blind sides, then it's quite useful, especially for a tank if you have someone with 80+ hp luring the tank away.

 

 

 

No Mercy is the same, just not in versus.

 

 

 

Dead Air, if they took the van out, it would be an exceptional well spot.

We can has a walmart campaign?

 

 

 

 

 

On BLACK FRIDAY.

 

 

 

 

 

Stage 1: Search for parking, avoiding infected doing the same! Blockade the front doors with shopping carts and aluminum shelving, because everyone knows that doors can't keep Walmart shoppers out!

 

 

 

Stage 2: Lunch at the in-store McDonalds.

 

 

 

Stage 3: Find the right aisle in a never-ending throng of infected! Oh no! The paths are blocked! Why has that infected been standing with her cart in the middle of the aisle staring at school supplies for FIVE HOURS!? There is only ONE way through the labyrinth, and its never the same twice!

 

 

 

Stage 4: Hold out in the electronics department! You found the $3-off DVD you came for, and its the last one! Fight off the horde as they rush to steal your prize! I think that one muttered something anti-Semitic! Featuring the toughest crescendo yet, with 12 tanks and witches that just freak out and attack things randomly! Uh-oh, SPAGHETTIOS!

 

 

 

Stage 5: Check out! Ok, now you're just screwed.

 

 

 

Hehe, I can't think of a really good tagline for the campaign though, it'll be titled "Black Friday". I am thinking of "It's Black Friday... and your limbs are about to be 75% off."

You need to propose this to someone who has gotten their hands on a SDK for L4D...cause honestly, a Wal-Mart campaign is just awesome any way you look at it!

We can has a walmart campaign?

 

 

 

 

 

On BLACK FRIDAY.

 

 

 

 

 

Stage 1: Search for parking, avoiding infected doing the same! Blockade the front doors with shopping carts and aluminum shelving, because everyone knows that doors can't keep Walmart shoppers out!

 

 

 

Stage 2: Lunch at the in-store McDonalds.

 

 

 

Stage 3: Find the right aisle in a never-ending throng of infected! Oh no! The paths are blocked! Why has that infected been standing with her cart in the middle of the aisle staring at school supplies for FIVE HOURS!? There is only ONE way through the labyrinth, and its never the same twice!

 

 

 

Stage 4: Hold out in the electronics department! You found the $3-off DVD you came for, and its the last one! Fight off the horde as they rush to steal your prize! I think that one muttered something anti-Semitic! Featuring the toughest crescendo yet, with 12 tanks and witches that just freak out and attack things randomly! Uh-oh, SPAGHETTIOS!

 

 

 

Stage 5: Check out! Ok, now you're just screwed.

 

 

 

Hehe, I can't think of a really good tagline for the campaign though, it'll be titled "Black Friday". I am thinking of "It's Black Friday... and your limbs are about to be 75% off."

 

 

 

The song Good Morning/Black Friday Just makes a lot more sense now... :D

Oh, and you can be trampled while the infected pay no attention.

Oh, and you can be trampled while the infected pay no attention.

 

 

 

Don't they do that already?

Pulled a survivor from 100 feet, yet at like 95 or so feet I got put as a tank. Epic fail on the AI Director & the other team just rushing through the entire thing leaving their friend behind.

 

 

 

He died and I pwned one guy and then got burnt/shottied to death in 10 seconds.

 

 

 

So close to that big drag, anyone got any ideas on how to get it somewhat easily that I'm overlooking?

Pulled a survivor from 100 feet, yet at like 95 or so feet I got put as a tank. Epic fail on the AI Director & the other team just rushing through the entire thing leaving their friend behind.

 

 

 

He died and I pwned one guy and then got burnt/shottied to death in 10 seconds.

 

 

 

So close to that big drag, anyone got any ideas on how to get it somewhat easily that I'm overlooking?

 

 

 

I got mine in the street when they were running towards the safehouse. Do it when they're all low on health so they won't bother going back or it'll be death.

I got mine in Blood Harvest. They all ventured into the side woods to try and kill whatever was there, and I just grabbed a guy from a distance. His teammates never knew what hit him.

I got mine on Sewers in No Mercy. He was healing while the rest of his team were heading down the manhole, and I just grabbed him. One down, nice and easy.