roxas32 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 i sent my evil mole minons to destroy anything inside a hole. i wait and i see that a mole has a phat stuck in its tooth :D man i got lucky i take the phat and and eat it mwahahahaha you will never get it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 *you slowly wake up in a hospital* dont worry we gave you surgery and we removed to party hat that caused your sickness and we gave it to a nice young fellow named riku3220. *makes cheese puts party hat in the cheese and throws it over the edge of runescape* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 i turn back time and makes it so that i had the phat to begin with and i hide it where no one can find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2jonathan Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 After years of exhaustive research, I finally create the world's first time machine. Due to the fact that it is the past, I don't know about the phat yet. I enter my time machine and go to the future and I fine a phat lying at my feet I happily pick it up and sell it for large riches to the man named isaic finklstein I whistle my way back to the bank and I deposit my coins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namine3220 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 smacks the phat off head and takes it and runs into a bottle of beer, but there are a hundred bottles that you have to look in to find me. and in each one you look in that is wrong you blow up kinda like 4th of july! P.S. sing the song first. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i use my xray vision to see that the phat is a decoy so i smack you over the head to see the phat in your left pocket i run amd jump into a worm hole that takes me to a secret place in rune scape :-k hmmm how will i get out well oh well i got the phat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namine3220 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 you find another worm hole then go through it that leads to a locked room where there is 999mil and it takes the most valuble item out when u pick up the munny and the phat mystically disappears into my inventory and i where the phat while u die in a horrible slow death.....well hopefully u will drop dead or there will be a door that leads to a dungeon where a dragon sleeps and then awakes form roxas's scream that sounded like a girl screech and gets eaten. THE END OF ROXAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 While you are attending Roxas's funeral I sneak up behind you, pull out some dental floss and beat you to death with it. I then jump into the coffin and close the lid. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i am imortal you can not kill me mortal :twisted: mwahahaha i kill you with stale bread haha i take the phat and fade into the darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namine3220 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 too bad im a nobody i call other nobodies to kill roxas and retreaves the phat again and pu :twisted: ts it in underwear drawer! Ha Cant touch it now huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namine3220 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 you pathetic roxas, you have to die sooner or later....i hope! :pray: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i shall kill the noobies :evil: :twisted: and i mage u and kill u in 1 hit hehe im alive and with a phat i burn the phat and i get 100mil xp and with lv 99 fire making \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namine3220 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 ok in case u didnt read wat i posted roxas, i hid it in my UNDERWEAR DRAWER, Duh! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 it was a fake duh :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 y would i not touch ur underwear. :wink: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 plain and simple i got phat ashes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud9157 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 With my lvl 1,000,000 magic skill i take the ashes from u and ressurect the p hat ashes back into the p hat itself. Then i use ice barrage and kill u. I then run off to the barrows with it and give it to dharok to hold onto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namine3220 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I send zezima to kill dharok and you and lets him run away with it to where ever he wants to go with it for 999mil. I have to admit I'm pretty dumb at some points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I use my telecinetic grb and takes the phat.I teleport into my house and locks the portal into my house. :twisted: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud9157 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Once again with my 1,000,000 magic lvl, i use mind tricks to get you to come out of your house, then i sick the King Black Dragon on u and he 1 hits u and u die. I then take the p hat and put it on him. Then he flies me back to his lair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 As you are flying around on your pet dragon, I am following you below on my pet hamster. When you land he jumps at the dragons throat and drags him away. I then throw a balloon at your head. Instant knock out. I casually walk up and pick up the phat. With a real sense of pride I put it on my head. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxas32 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 i bring back my evil army of mole minons :twisted: i play the violin and you istantly fall asleep :boohoo: while your asleep i take the phat and and send my mole minons to finish you off i stroll away with pride with my minons folowing behind me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_eggman789 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Calls an exterminer and he uses pesticide to kill them all, and it turns out you're half mole so you died too. Takes p hat and locks myself in an impregnable fortress guarded by 1000 kalphite queens. It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud9157 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I walk up to your fort with 1001 jads. I then sick my jads on your kaplhite queens. since i have 1001 i use the last 1 to 1 hit u. Then i take the phat and run into the underground pass with jad, the chaos element, and the KBD guarding me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose585 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I walk up to your fort with 1001 jads. I then sick my jads on your kaplhite queens. since i have 1001 i use the last 1 to 1 hit u. Then i take the phat and run into the underground pass with jad, the chaos element, and the KBD guarding me. i run in there, cast confuse on your precious beasts.. and they turn and atck you, then you get 1 hit and. i grab your phat and your dignity and i head for the hillz.. and eventually end up in fally sq where i get owned by durial.. :wall: hows the weather up there. where the rich people live. currently, in the poor area its -1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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