Alg Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 It's like the "fired" thread, with a few twists. The person above you did a good job, so you should promote them.Tell then what they did, where they work, and what their new role/responsibilities are. You're promoted at the sink factory for building a better drain. Your new job is to build bath tubs.You're promoted at the posting department for making an example. Your new job is to troll in Off Topic.You're promoted at the animal factory for figuring out where the platypus came from. Your new job is to develop a working griffon. Is this thread a ripoff? I prefer to think of it as an homage. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Promoted for this wonderful idea. Now you work at helping me be more ruthless and condescending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Ignore this post. It was accidental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberly Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Ignore this post. It was accidental. Due to your expertise, you've been promoted to the Double Post Oversight Committee. Your new job is to ensure things like this never happen again on penalty of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Promoted for referencing the best webcomic ever in your sig. Your new job is to not post what I was going to post seconds before I do. sig by Soa.....tip.it times.....art & mediadeviantart/flickr/last.fm/steam/twitter/tumblr/youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're promoted at the police department for stopping the most dangerous criminals. Your new job is now to work for the military and stop terrorists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're promoted at the Post Masters Club for making an excellent example post on how this game is played. Your new job is to operate as a board moderator on some remote Icelandic forum that almost nobody goes to. Good luck with that one. :geek: ~D. V. "I could finally use your location to a positive advantage..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're promoted at the white house for showing such support to the president of the United States. You're now the vice president. Sorry, Joe Biden, looks like you need another job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezkaton Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're promoted into a journalistic position for being able to spin a convincing yarn. Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.2672nd person to reach 2496 total.Thanks to Wicked for the awesome siggy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 You're promoted in your skills of forum sewing. Now you make sweaters for in-coming members to the community. And they will be ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenw Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 You have been promoted to the "Desperately-Trying-to-sell-this" department, whose duty is to try and sell off the said sweaters 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 You're promoted to the second floor because the boss trusts you a lot. Now you can never see friends and family again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 You've been promoted to General-Overseer-Of-This-Factory in Antarctica. Now enjoy freezing to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenw Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 You have been Promoted to "Governor of Mars" Good luck trying to 1) get there and 2) survive. 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 You're promoted to the head of the space program, and are now tasked with ensuring that he does. But hey, the pay is nice. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 You're promoted for building a better mousetrap. Your next job is to build a better mouse. Also please fill in this survey on job satisfaction. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Sans Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Dear Saradomin_Mage, Congratulations! You've been promoted to CEO of the Varrock Museum for making it like your home. You're now in charge of rearranging the whole museum, by yourself, for minimum wage of 5gp a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 You get a mercy promotion for being a newcomer. Your job is to learn the ways of FG gangster life. You are my personal thugstar, for I am the Don. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 You're promoted to a bigger crime organization for making the cops look like fools.Your new job is to steal from the world's most secure museum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 16, 2013 Author Share Posted September 16, 2013 You're promoted to plant. Your new job is to photosynthesize. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You're promoted to alien. Your new job is to not breathe our oxygen. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 You're promoted from Star. to Star!. Your new job is to be excited about things. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Sabre Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 You're promoted rom Lesser to Greater... Try not to lose your rune helms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 You're promoted from fatal to genocidal. Your new job is to be threatening but never used in war. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L S D Outlaw Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Fatal is promoted to Fatal Final :P http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/bJMAAOxyzTJTjw6o/$_35.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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