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It's like the "fired" thread, with a few twists. The person above you did a good job, so you should promote them.

Tell then what they did, where they work, and what their new role/responsibilities are.

 

You're promoted at the sink factory for building a better drain. Your new job is to build bath tubs.
You're promoted at the posting department for making an example. Your new job is to troll in Off Topic.
You're promoted at the animal factory for figuring out where the platypus came from. Your new job is to develop a working griffon.

 

Is this thread a ripoff? I prefer to think of it as an homage.

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Ignore this post. It was accidental.

 

Due to your expertise, you've been promoted to the Double Post Oversight Committee. Your new job is to ensure things like this never happen again on penalty of death.

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You're promoted at the Post Masters Club for making an excellent example post on how this game is played. Your new job is to operate as a board moderator on some remote Icelandic forum that almost nobody goes to. Good luck with that one. :geek:

 

~D. V. "I could finally use your location to a positive advantage..." Devnull

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(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

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You're promoted into a journalistic position for being able to spin a convincing yarn.

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Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.


2672nd person to reach 2496 total.
Thanks to Wicked for the awesome siggy :D

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You have been promoted to the "Desperately-Trying-to-sell-this" department, whose duty is to try and sell off the said sweaters

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6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 Divination

Kiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)
Obby set renewed post update #2: 0

QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 Kits

Max Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd)

 

Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills.

 

Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h)

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You have been Promoted to "Governor of Mars"

 

Good luck trying to 1) get there and 2) survive.

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6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 Divination

Kiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)
Obby set renewed post update #2: 0

QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 Kits

Max Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd)

 

Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills.

 

Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h)

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You're promoted for building a better mousetrap. Your next job is to build a better mouse.

 

Also please fill in this survey on job satisfaction.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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Dear Saradomin_Mage,

 

Congratulations! You've been promoted to CEO of the Varrock Museum for making it like your home. You're now in charge of rearranging the whole museum, by yourself, for minimum wage of 5gp a day!

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