November 30, 200817 yr Cardiac arrest - 2 months. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
December 4, 200817 yr I will jump out of a bush at you with a cloth drenched in chloroform, and take your unconscious body into a car. From there, I will hand cuff you and slap you until you're fully conscious again. After demands of knowing where you are and who I am, I will cut your body with paper and drench your wounds with lemon juice. Then I'll suffocate you to death with a hug to help your boo boos. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
December 5, 200817 yr you will die by bottlecap overdose It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox
December 5, 200817 yr You walk along the street and a snoty nosed, spotty 12 year old kid walks up to you. He shouts: OMG I'm liek m00r l33tage than u!!1!one1! Die noob! You then get owned by his uberdragonfirewtfninjaskillhytbbq of death. So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth, These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf, Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in, Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything, Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel, Tear up the book and write your own damn rules, Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got, And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut, And realise that the other world that you're always looking for, Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door, And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas, After all, you were put on the earth to do this, So shine your light so bright that all can see, Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.
December 6, 200817 yr NAZI ZOMBIES. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: (No, i dont actually think I'm in the crips.)
December 6, 200817 yr The B.R.A.I.N.S. movement (Brittish Restriced Ally Induction to Newlife System) It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox
December 7, 200817 yr You will wet your bed.... have lemmings mistake it for water, and smother you... :twisted:
January 28, 200917 yr You will be teabagged really hard by a guy or girl and then he/she will stab u :twisted:
January 29, 200917 yr you're flying a roflcopter which crashes onto the ground. Then I laught hard as you perish at the crash site. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
January 29, 200917 yr The propellor of said roflcopter continues forward as it crashes decapitating you. Your still living head land on a flaming pike. Your body is then picked apart by carrion birds. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
February 1, 200917 yr The said pit is not properly fenced off, so when a swarm appears out of nowhere and starts bitting you, you slip and fall into the pit. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 3, 200917 yr As you look in the pit and laugh at my dying body a noob comes up behind you and says free stuff pl0x you are startled and fall in too you somehow survive the fall but die of old age after 60 years of eating nothing but maggotts YouTube
February 3, 200917 yr You are captured by bandits and given the vinigar treatment before a final blow to the head 2,274th person to 99 mining
February 3, 200917 yr Your "ownage" familiar tuns agaisnt and and wtf pwns u. Tip.It's Official Undercover Agent
February 4, 200917 yr You drown to death in a pile of bows while trying to achieve 99 fletching. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 4, 200917 yr As you look in the pit and laugh at my dying body a noob comes up behind you and says free stuff pl0x you are startled and fall in too you somehow survive the fall but die of old age after 60 years of eating nothing but maggotts sound familiar? YouTube
February 4, 200917 yr You will be beaten up to death by the person who you quoted. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 11, 200917 yr You get beaten up like a pinata because the text you put was too long to read for a person who sleeps 7-8hours on average. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
February 11, 200917 yr A squirrel comes and bite of your ear. You will lose so many blood that you die :mrgreen: 65 67 65 68 60 91 59 6482 89 84 93 83 83 82 71CLICK ME.If U click this I won't eat your brain! I Plomise Thank you Hawkxs For the awesome siggy!
February 12, 200917 yr The L33tspeak clan beats up the cops like stupid. They find you walking down the street and kill you. R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead
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