Lol, nice story. Reminds me of my friend and I. We went to ill Black Demons, and he went in full Dragon. I teleported because I got owned bad with 3 hp left, he however decided to stay and died. He lost his Dragon med, Dragon Scimitar, Dragon Halberd, Rune Boots, Dragon Gloves, Fire Cape, Ring of Wealth, 20 Sharks, 3 Super strengths, 2 Super attacks and 2 super defenses. HE just said," Meh, I'll make it all back in a week." And he did.

did they remove the protect from melee glitch?

Lol, like that warning sign near Thurgo's house about the mudskippers. But I didn't really get hurt... Didn't see anything their either. What is there? Is it p2p only?

Beautifully written, mon ami. Really made my day right there.

 

 

 

These stories always get to me. Can't wait for the day where something mildy interesting happens to me and I get ta write one. :)

Hahahaha! *Squirts milk out of nose* :shock:

 

 

 

Funniest thing I've read in ages! :lol:

GREAT story, nicely written and funny to read :P

haha.. you take dying well :)

Funny story. :D Bravo! Bravo! *Stands on chair and applauds*

repetitive I know, but nice story -- Hope I don't soon reach the same fate... :)

kinda like when canoes came out. Caution, their is no tree that will bring you back from this tree. Pfft, no worries, no on pk's here on p2p anyway. Til; today anyway, i almost make it to lvl 10 wild where they could no longer atk me, but nope, barraged at 11 and i'm eating my limited ammount of lobsters i brought. then i die, yep obby sheild, cape, whip, and much much more gone.

Hehe nice story :)

Well Told, Well Told...But heres a tip...I have 72 slayer...these things rot. Pretty hard to hit..and even with elly shield\prayer they hit you. And why bother anyway? the best drop is granite legs which are not expensive at all. Well thats it 8)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--RC For Life--

 

Anyway, I'm stood back in Lumbridge feeling a few kilos and the best part of 1mil lighter, happy in the knowledge that I didn't waste runes to get here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and that green paint? Came off my hand no problems ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ had to bin the trousers though.

 

 

 

*chuckles again* We need more of this.

 

 

 

And remember, when you get 72 slayer, those wyvern bones are 200 exp each when grinded and ecto'd. :)

well i did the same thing as u... except i survived... lol

I did something similar before, but luckily the wyvern only hit a 0. :P

hey u saved few runes, and it's always good thing ;)

 

 

 

thanks for story, was fun

Well Told, Well Told...But heres a tip...I have 72 slayer...these things rot. Pretty hard to hit..and even with elly shield\prayer they hit you. And why bother anyway? the best drop is granite legs which are not expensive at all. Well thats it

 

 

 

Thanks, and yeah main reason is simply revenge and just to prove I can :wink:

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I'm stood back in Lumbridge feeling a few kilos and the best part of 1mil lighter, happy in the knowledge that I didn't waste runes to get here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and that green paint? Came off my hand no problems ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ had to bin the trousers though.

 

 

 

*chuckles again* We need more of this.

 

 

 

And remember, when you get 72 slayer, those wyvern bones are 200 exp each when grinded and ecto'd. :)

 

 

 

*grin* I can't promise to keep dying - it could get expensive :lol: Thanks for tip on bones though, might be more than just revenge afterall then!

Very creative , I havent enjoyed reading a post as much as this since leesters made fishsticks :lol:

MAYUN thats written well!!

 

 

 

same thing happened to me... but luckily my inventory was open.

 

started clicking lobs like crazy and ran for exit.

 

got away with like 5 less lobs and 10 hp

lol welcome to my world :D oh basilks don't need a mirrior shield... click attack 11 -11 -11 -11 dead no addy (g) urrrrhhhrrrmm o dear

 

 

 

not as bad as mine....ok so im slaying tuoths with my guthans - totally forgot about i cant use my spear - as keeping my leaf bladed spear with me at all times i start to kill

 

 

 

 

 

well i notice 31hp and go "hmm i better go heal with guthan..but what? i look over at basilisks and go AH-HA!" so i go through passage and attack one despite my brain saying "you fool!!! you might need a slayer item!!!! - yep my lag i see a 11-11 quickly i click that agility passage - [cabbage]! forgot they drain stats.....well i look in inventory and go to click ectopoical but yet its too late - i die seeing my 8 EMERGENCY SHARKS i forgot to use, and there was guthans spear, guthans helm, 6K of each elemental rune, 2K laws, leaf bladed spear, rune boots, obsidian cape, obsidian sheild, whip,glory(4), and 2 white mystic bottoms i got. well there goes idiot dan LOL :( i try to PM 7 people in there near me but yet all have friends on.....i ask them when i go back and noone got :shock: yeah felt pretty bad and thats last time since i had my fury - and dharoks - and karils :( worked like 20M back which made up for it then i got 82 magic and went crazy with ice blitz wasting more LOL ahh well always can laugh at the stupid moments

 

 

 

damn that wet paint sign gets ya everytime

rofl reminds me of the time i went to kill the dagg kings and walked into the room with the walruses well i didnt last long

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dang...nice story

absolutely hilarious :lol: I'm too cowardly to do that sort of thing unless one of my lower level friends does it first.. :oops: I love it when people post how they died and take it well. :D Made my day today

I read this yesterday and i was just down there today i was looking at the same cave u went into and i was about to enter with out even reading the warning but then it cought my eye and i remembered reading this guide if i hadnt read this i would have went into that cave and lost almost full rune thx u saved me a bunch.