December 16, 200619 yr happened about five minutes ago i'm buying ess in east bank of varrock (all in pm) Noob: selling ess and mind runes Noob: talli i mean Me: buy your ess Noob: k Me: come to east bank about 2 min. later Noob: were u at Me: east bank u Noob: west Me: come to east Noob: k about 2 min. later i go upstairs for something he's there *Noob wishes to trade with you* offers 10 ess unnoted Me (not in pm): noted *declines trade* Noob (not in pm): k Noob (in pm again): how do you note stuff Me: Nvr mind :wall: i never checked his level but wow. 98% of teenagers have been drunk or around alcohol. Put this in your signature if you like bagels **The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary r
December 16, 200619 yr noob:give me yo pass and il make yo a mem me:ok! me: my pass is yourbanned noob:ok (like 25 ppl logged out at once) (he logs back in) noob:can you tell me again it didn't work me:ok my pass is yournotcomingback noob:ok (he logs off) lol and i was right he didn't come back. He was annoying too \ Click Here!
December 16, 200619 yr lol today there was a lvl 33 noob (i think its 33) and here's how it went: place: al kharid noob: *keeps on closing the door at the furnace place in al kharid* me: could u stop closing the door? person1: stop closing the door person2: yeah! person3: stop closing that (bleep)ing door! noob2: u (bleeping bleep) will u (bleep) this (bleep) door! *thank u ur report abuse has been received* noob2: stop (bleep)ing doing that! (bleeeeep) me: lol noob ur not even stopping any1 from passing thru the door! *when that noob finally stops closing the door* me: finally gone! person1: hes still there (oops) me: oh... *then a lvl 66 starts closing the door (the noob2)* me: lol y u start closing the door (like 10 mins after he starts) noob2: im taking my revenge on that noob that was closing the door me: lol he is long gone n00b person1: lol person2: lol person3: lol person4: rofl and he finally leaves :P lol when i think about that i laugh so much!! wow i didnt know a small story could end that long!
December 16, 200619 yr lol today there was a lvl 33 noob (i think its 33) and here's how it went: place: al kharid noob: *keeps on closing the door at the furnace place in al kharid* me: could u stop closing the door? person1: stop closing the door person2: yeah! person3: stop closing that (bleep)ing door! noob2: u (bleeping bleep) will u (bleep) this (bleep) door! *thank u ur report abuse has been received* noob2: stop (bleep)ing doing that! (bleeeeep) me: lol noob ur not even stopping any1 from passing thru the door! *when that noob finally stops closing the door* me: finally gone! person1: hes still there (oops) me: oh... *then a lvl 66 starts closing the door (the noob2)* me: lol y u start closing the door (like 10 mins after he starts) noob2: im taking my revenge on that noob that was closing the door me: lol he is long gone n00b person1: lol person2: lol person3: lol person4: rofl and he finally leaves :P lol when i think about that i laugh so much!! wow i didnt know a small story could end that long! someone did that at lumbrige castle. I think a few curse words were invented, kinda funny.
December 17, 200619 yr Newbie(boy):Me love boys Newbie: Man, will you marry me? (Hes reffering to the lv 3 character in al kharid) Newbie:Marry me man Newbie:Are you sure you wont marry me? newbie: *sob* I got rejected *I stab man with dagger* Newbie: Dont! newbie: you killed the man I wanted to marry! Lmao. main i fell of my chair with that!!! :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
December 17, 200619 yr U guys do know that you can only send 1 report a minute, right. 'Cause you guys are saying you sent, like, 5 in a minute.
December 17, 200619 yr lol today there was a lvl 33 noob (i think its 33) and here's how it went: place: al kharid noob: *keeps on closing the door at the furnace place in al kharid* me: could u stop closing the door? person1: stop closing the door person2: yeah! person3: stop closing that (bleep)ing door! noob2: u (bleeping bleep) will u (bleep) this (bleep) door! *thank u ur report abuse has been received* noob2: stop (bleep)ing doing that! (bleeeeep) me: lol noob ur not even stopping any1 from passing thru the door! *when that noob finally stops closing the door* me: finally gone! person1: hes still there (oops) me: oh... *then a lvl 66 starts closing the door (the noob2)* me: lol y u start closing the door (like 10 mins after he starts) noob2: im taking my revenge on that noob that was closing the door me: lol he is long gone n00b person1: lol person2: lol person3: lol person4: rofl and he finally leaves :P lol when i think about that i laugh so much!! wow i didnt know a small story could end that long! someone did that at lumbrige castle. I think a few curse words were invented, kinda funny. no... i didnt add any swears... this guy really sweared like that... :( thats y i reported him...
December 17, 200619 yr noob:hey you lyra can i have 1m me:i only have 185k begger noob noob:reported me:lol reported for misuse of customer service noob: grrrr you little *bleeep* your a little *bleeep*ing noob me:lol reported for offensive language noob:whats dat mean? me:lol Click Here!
December 17, 200619 yr U guys do know that you can only send 1 report a minute, right. 'Cause you guys are saying you sent, like, 5 in a minute. I'll give people the benifit of the doubt and assume most of these conversations were longer than they appear to be cause ya, it looks like people are sending multiple reports in a minute.
December 17, 200619 yr My first message on this forum.. I was in varrock mining iron on my lvl 80 with rune pick. A random event happenned and i got like 620 coins. I went to general store. Me: Who wants 620 coins... *Noob would like to trade with you* *I offer 620 coins and accept* Me: Haha noob. I run off and go mine iron. *He Pms me* Noob: **** you! Me: For what? I gave you coins. Noob: I'm not a noob, i'm cb lvl 27! Me: Yes, that is noob. Noob: You're a girl Me: Really? My name is Callum. Noob: Cool my name's Joe. Me: ? Are you coming onto me? Noob: No you just started being really nice so I'm nice back. Me: I said my name was Callum because no girl is named Callum. Noob: Ur a sult. Me: Excuse me? What's a sult? Noob: S then L then U then T Me: Ohh, well have a nice time being banned. Noob Logged off. :wall: I know this is really weird but i think he was coming onto me! :ohnoes: You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.
December 17, 200619 yr noob-give me 10mil me-i dont have it noob-your a lvl 3 skiller u have like 5000000mil me-not all skillers are rich noob-noob(take 1 of the os away and thats what he said) your a lier me-your right ill give u 10mil hey why dont u take my 10000000mil house me-my 600000mil haircut oh and i cant forget my 1000000ful dragons me-my 100full daroks and my 9000000000000mil party hats noob-hey thanks lets go to bank i took a fit after that one
December 17, 200619 yr today i was walking from lumbridge to al kharid when this noob come and say: noob: ill trim ur blue armor for free!!!1!1! (i was wearing rune) me: do u know i reported u? noob: for what did u report me me: for item scamming cause no 1 can trim armors noob: yes i can and this is not a scam so ur reported *thank you your report abuse has been received* (for misuse of customer support me: w/e noob: noob and he follows me until i pass the gate to al kharid :lol:
December 18, 200619 yr Alright this one wasn't really something he said, but there was this guy my level when i was looking for a good PK, and he kept on ranging me once with addy arrow, then running out of wildy so i couldn't fight back....So annoying....he made me waste a lobster cause it started adding up. Then I logged and came here to make a post. :wink: ~Maruder~ The Maruder1- unbanned on 11-24-07! Whoo!
December 18, 200619 yr Alright this one wasn't really something he said, but there was this guy my level when i was looking for a good PK, and he kept on ranging me once with addy arrow, then running out of wildy so i couldn't fight back....So annoying....he made me waste a lobster cause it started adding up. Then I logged and came here to make a post. :wink: ~Maruder~ that really doesn't make him a noob you know
December 18, 200619 yr k so today i was atking cows on my noob account and a guy comes up to me and its goes liek this noob-what are you doing? me-im atking cows, what does it look like im doing? noob-thats animal abuse!reported me-omg r u serious noob noob-murdering innocent animals, have you no soul? noobs these days, they never cease to amaze me :wall: not bad for a f2p
December 18, 200619 yr 10 min ago mining silver south of Varrock Noob: What kind of ore do I need to make iron bars? #-o Noobs are getting more noobish every day.. I'm back.
December 18, 200619 yr 10 min ago mining silver south of Varrock Noob: What kind of ore do I need to make iron bars? #-o Noobs are getting more noobish every day.. Nah thats not that stupid, its more like newb. The only ore they know to smelt is copper+tin, so they expect something like iron+ore2 :-$ well i guess -.- Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.
December 18, 200619 yr 10 min ago mining silver south of Varrock Noob: What kind of ore do I need to make iron bars? #-o Noobs are getting more noobish every day.. Nah thats not that stupid, its more like newb. The only ore they know to smelt is copper+tin, so they expect something like iron+ore2 :-$ well i guess -.- the older players realise that bronze is an alloy made of copper and tin. We can't make brass but that would be copper and zink. Stell is the other real alloy (in the game), iron + carbon = steel (coal is carbon).
December 19, 200619 yr I too laughed an insane amount, and then I got to wondering... who was the lucky player that got a Party Hat for 100k? :-k Ya think thats funny, I bought a santa for 30k of a noob who was on his frends acc then i reported him for accounting sharing and his frends account got banned for a week lol lol i remember that i was around :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
December 19, 200619 yr Wow big thread. Here's one. I didn't make it up, think i read it somewhere else. Hope it wasn't on tip.it :anxious: Noob:Hey how do i eat this shrimp? Me: Click on it *Noob eats the shrimp* Noob:Oh cool. Thanks. Now how do i get it back? ---Do not ask God for an easy life. Ask him for the strength to endure a difficult one.Pansy: a weak, effeminate, and often cowardly man. (Oxford English Dictionary)
December 19, 200619 yr Noob: Give me all your stuff! Me: Why should I? Noob: I'll come to your house and kill you Me: Whatever you don't even know where I live noob! Noob: I am Jagex Staff (Reported for Jagex staff impersonation) Noob: So f*** you (Reported for Offensive language) Me: REPORTED! *The noob talks big sentences like everyone second* *I think he must be autoing/macroing* Me: Reported Noob: Give me your pass, or I'll ban you. *reports him for pass scamming* Noob logs off! http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite ... RikdadevilRETIRED!
December 19, 200619 yr nice, 55 pages! I went upto 17 and then i skipped to 55 lol. a noob came and said: noob:omg, i just finished watching the fallador massacre. me:......(heeheheheheh) you know, someone can still do that, jagex never fixed the bug... noob: oh no!!! (he was wearing full bronze) me: matter of fact, i want ur bronze, ill kill u for it. noob:noo! plz,dont! me:*TAKES out rubber chicken and whams him* noob: noooo!!! me:attack the guard and i will stop! noob:ok *attacks guard* ok, now stop! me:*i stand where guard is* no! die!!! noob: noooooooooooooooooooooo me:wow, he really died! didnt he know that the guard was hitting the numbers? i only looked like i hit him..... lvl 125:apperently not.. me:*picks up addy armor and sells to gen store. then drops spoils on ground* you picked up his addy armor? you said he was wearing bronze.... He just made it up -.- nobody is THAT stupid + a random lvl 125 lol the guy wouldve just ran away I didn't make that up. Noobs are that stupid, and He had addy armor in his inventory. dont u ever see lvl 90's+ in fally center just talking and stuff? Main - Silvertkdnic
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