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Noobs say the funniest things!

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happened about five minutes ago

 

 

 

i'm buying ess in east bank of varrock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(all in pm)

 

 

 

Noob: selling ess and mind runes

 

 

 

Noob: talli i mean

 

 

 

Me: buy your ess

 

 

 

Noob: k

 

 

 

Me: come to east bank

 

 

 

about 2 min. later

 

 

 

Noob: were u at

 

 

 

Me: east bank u

 

 

 

Noob: west

 

 

 

Me: come to east

 

 

 

Noob: k

 

 

 

about 2 min. later i go upstairs for something

 

 

 

he's there

 

 

 

*Noob wishes to trade with you*

 

 

 

offers 10 ess unnoted

 

 

 

Me (not in pm): noted *declines trade*

 

 

 

Noob (not in pm): k

 

 

 

Noob (in pm again): how do you note stuff

 

 

 

Me: Nvr mind :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i never checked his level but wow.

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

noob:give me yo pass and il make yo a mem

 

 

 

me:ok!

 

 

 

me: my pass is yourbanned

 

 

 

noob:ok (like 25 ppl logged out at once)

 

 

 

(he logs back in)

 

 

 

noob:can you tell me again it didn't work

 

 

 

me:ok my pass is yournotcomingback

 

 

 

noob:ok (he logs off)

 

 

 

lol and i was right he didn't come back. He was annoying too \'

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lol today there was a lvl 33 noob (i think its 33) and here's how it went:

 

 

 

place: al kharid

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: *keeps on closing the door at the furnace place in al kharid*

 

 

 

me: could u stop closing the door?

 

 

 

person1: stop closing the door

 

 

 

person2: yeah!

 

 

 

person3: stop closing that (bleep)ing door!

 

 

 

noob2: u (bleeping bleep) will u (bleep) this (bleep) door!

 

 

 

*thank u ur report abuse has been received*

 

 

 

noob2: stop (bleep)ing doing that! (bleeeeep)

 

 

 

me: lol noob ur not even stopping any1 from passing thru the door!

 

 

 

*when that noob finally stops closing the door*

 

 

 

me: finally gone!

 

 

 

person1: hes still there (oops)

 

 

 

me: oh...

 

 

 

*then a lvl 66 starts closing the door (the noob2)*

 

 

 

me: lol y u start closing the door (like 10 mins after he starts)

 

 

 

noob2: im taking my revenge on that noob that was closing the door

 

 

 

me: lol he is long gone n00b

 

 

 

person1: lol

 

 

 

person2: lol

 

 

 

person3: lol

 

 

 

person4: rofl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he finally leaves :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol when i think about that i laugh so much!!

 

 

 

wow i didnt know a small story could end that long!

lol today there was a lvl 33 noob (i think its 33) and here's how it went:

 

 

 

place: al kharid

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: *keeps on closing the door at the furnace place in al kharid*

 

 

 

me: could u stop closing the door?

 

 

 

person1: stop closing the door

 

 

 

person2: yeah!

 

 

 

person3: stop closing that (bleep)ing door!

 

 

 

noob2: u (bleeping bleep) will u (bleep) this (bleep) door!

 

 

 

*thank u ur report abuse has been received*

 

 

 

noob2: stop (bleep)ing doing that! (bleeeeep)

 

 

 

me: lol noob ur not even stopping any1 from passing thru the door!

 

 

 

*when that noob finally stops closing the door*

 

 

 

me: finally gone!

 

 

 

person1: hes still there (oops)

 

 

 

me: oh...

 

 

 

*then a lvl 66 starts closing the door (the noob2)*

 

 

 

me: lol y u start closing the door (like 10 mins after he starts)

 

 

 

noob2: im taking my revenge on that noob that was closing the door

 

 

 

me: lol he is long gone n00b

 

 

 

person1: lol

 

 

 

person2: lol

 

 

 

person3: lol

 

 

 

person4: rofl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he finally leaves :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol when i think about that i laugh so much!!

 

 

 

wow i didnt know a small story could end that long!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

someone did that at lumbrige castle. I think a few curse words were invented, kinda funny.

Newbie(boy):Me love boys

 

 

 

Newbie: Man, will you marry me? (Hes reffering to the lv 3 character in al kharid)

 

 

 

Newbie:Marry me man

 

 

 

Newbie:Are you sure you wont marry me?

 

 

 

newbie: *sob* I got rejected

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I stab man with dagger*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Newbie: Dont!

 

 

 

newbie: you killed the man I wanted to marry!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

main i fell of my chair with that!!! :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

U guys do know that you can only send 1 report a minute, right. 'Cause you guys are saying you sent, like, 5 in a minute.

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lol today there was a lvl 33 noob (i think its 33) and here's how it went:

 

 

 

place: al kharid

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: *keeps on closing the door at the furnace place in al kharid*

 

 

 

me: could u stop closing the door?

 

 

 

person1: stop closing the door

 

 

 

person2: yeah!

 

 

 

person3: stop closing that (bleep)ing door!

 

 

 

noob2: u (bleeping bleep) will u (bleep) this (bleep) door!

 

 

 

*thank u ur report abuse has been received*

 

 

 

noob2: stop (bleep)ing doing that! (bleeeeep)

 

 

 

me: lol noob ur not even stopping any1 from passing thru the door!

 

 

 

*when that noob finally stops closing the door*

 

 

 

me: finally gone!

 

 

 

person1: hes still there (oops)

 

 

 

me: oh...

 

 

 

*then a lvl 66 starts closing the door (the noob2)*

 

 

 

me: lol y u start closing the door (like 10 mins after he starts)

 

 

 

noob2: im taking my revenge on that noob that was closing the door

 

 

 

me: lol he is long gone n00b

 

 

 

person1: lol

 

 

 

person2: lol

 

 

 

person3: lol

 

 

 

person4: rofl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he finally leaves :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol when i think about that i laugh so much!!

 

 

 

wow i didnt know a small story could end that long!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

someone did that at lumbrige castle. I think a few curse words were invented, kinda funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no... i didnt add any swears... this guy really sweared like that... :( thats y i reported him...

read all yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

liam neeson rox!!!!!!!!

noob:hey you lyra can i have 1m

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:i only have 185k begger noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:reported

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:lol reported for misuse of customer service

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: grrrr you little *bleeep* your a little *bleeep*ing noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:lol reported for offensive language

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:whats dat mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:lol

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U guys do know that you can only send 1 report a minute, right. 'Cause you guys are saying you sent, like, 5 in a minute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll give people the benifit of the doubt and assume most of these conversations were longer than they appear to be cause ya, it looks like people are sending multiple reports in a minute.

My first message on this forum..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was in varrock mining iron on my lvl 80 with rune pick. A random event happenned and i got like 620 coins. I went to general store.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Who wants 620 coins...

 

 

 

*Noob would like to trade with you*

 

 

 

*I offer 620 coins and accept*

 

 

 

Me: Haha noob.

 

 

 

I run off and go mine iron.

 

 

 

*He Pms me*

 

 

 

Noob: **** you!

 

 

 

Me: For what? I gave you coins.

 

 

 

Noob: I'm not a noob, i'm cb lvl 27!

 

 

 

Me: Yes, that is noob.

 

 

 

Noob: You're a girl

 

 

 

Me: Really? My name is Callum.

 

 

 

Noob: Cool my name's Joe.

 

 

 

Me: ? Are you coming onto me?

 

 

 

Noob: No you just started being really nice so I'm nice back.

 

 

 

Me: I said my name was Callum because no girl is named Callum.

 

 

 

Noob: Ur a sult.

 

 

 

Me: Excuse me? What's a sult?

 

 

 

Noob: S then L then U then T

 

 

 

Me: Ohh, well have a nice time being banned.

 

 

 

Noob Logged off. :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know this is really weird but i think he was coming onto me! :ohnoes:

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.

noob-give me 10mil

 

 

 

me-i dont have it

 

 

 

noob-your a lvl 3 skiller u have like 5000000mil

 

 

 

me-not all skillers are rich

 

 

 

noob-noob(take 1 of the os away and thats what he said) your a lier

 

 

 

me-your right ill give u 10mil hey why dont u take my 10000000mil house

 

 

 

me-my 600000mil haircut oh and i cant forget my 1000000ful dragons

 

 

 

me-my 100full daroks and my 9000000000000mil party hats

 

 

 

noob-hey thanks lets go to bank

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i took a fit after that one

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today i was walking from lumbridge to al kharid when this noob come and say:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: ill trim ur blue armor for free!!!1!1! (i was wearing rune)

 

 

 

me: do u know i reported u?

 

 

 

noob: for what did u report me

 

 

 

me: for item scamming cause no 1 can trim armors

 

 

 

noob: yes i can and this is not a scam so ur reported

 

 

 

*thank you your report abuse has been received* (for misuse of customer support

 

 

 

me: w/e

 

 

 

noob: noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he follows me until i pass the gate to al kharid :lol:

Alright this one wasn't really something he said, but there was this guy my level when i was looking for a good PK, and he kept on ranging me once with addy arrow, then running out of wildy so i couldn't fight back....So annoying....he made me waste a lobster cause it started adding up. Then I logged and came here to make a post. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Maruder~

The Maruder1- unbanned on 11-24-07! Whoo!

Alright this one wasn't really something he said, but there was this guy my level when i was looking for a good PK, and he kept on ranging me once with addy arrow, then running out of wildy so i couldn't fight back....So annoying....he made me waste a lobster cause it started adding up. Then I logged and came here to make a post. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Maruder~

 

 

 

that really doesn't make him a noob you know

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k so today i was atking cows on my noob account and a guy comes up to me and its goes liek this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob-what are you doing?

 

 

 

me-im atking cows, what does it look like im doing?

 

 

 

noob-thats animal abuse!reported

 

 

 

me-omg r u serious noob

 

 

 

noob-murdering innocent animals, have you no soul?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noobs these days, they never cease to amaze me :wall:

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10 min ago mining silver south of Varrock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: What kind of ore do I need to make iron bars?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs are getting more noobish every day..

I'm back.

10 min ago mining silver south of Varrock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: What kind of ore do I need to make iron bars?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs are getting more noobish every day..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah thats not that stupid, its more like newb.

 

 

 

The only ore they know to smelt is copper+tin, so they expect something like iron+ore2 :-$

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well i guess -.-

Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.

 

10 min ago mining silver south of Varrock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: What kind of ore do I need to make iron bars?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs are getting more noobish every day..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah thats not that stupid, its more like newb.

 

 

 

The only ore they know to smelt is copper+tin, so they expect something like iron+ore2 :-$

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well i guess -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the older players realise that bronze is an alloy made of copper and tin. We can't make brass but that would be copper and zink. Stell is the other real alloy (in the game), iron + carbon = steel (coal is carbon).

I too laughed an insane amount, and then I got to wondering... who was the lucky player that got a Party Hat for 100k? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya think thats funny, I bought a santa for 30k of a noob who was on his frends acc then i reported him for accounting sharing and his frends account got banned for a week lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol i remember that i was around :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Wow big thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's one. I didn't make it up, think i read it somewhere else. Hope it wasn't on tip.it :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Hey how do i eat this shrimp?

 

 

 

Me: Click on it

 

 

 

*Noob eats the shrimp*

 

 

 

Noob:Oh cool. Thanks. Now how do i get it back?

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Do not ask God for an easy life. Ask him for the strength to endure a difficult one.

Pansy: a weak, effeminate, and often cowardly man. (Oxford English Dictionary)

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these are all hilarious !keep up the stories!lol

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Noob: Give me all your stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Why should I?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: I'll come to your house and kill you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Whatever you don't even know where I live noob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: I am Jagex Staff

 

 

 

(Reported for Jagex staff impersonation)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: So f*** you

 

 

 

(Reported for Offensive language)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: REPORTED!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*The noob talks big sentences like everyone second*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I think he must be autoing/macroing*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Reported

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Give me your pass, or I'll ban you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*reports him for pass scamming*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob logs off!

i finally made it to the end! i read all the thread! :lol:

 

 

nice, 55 pages! I went upto 17 and then i skipped to 55 lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a noob came and said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:omg, i just finished watching the fallador massacre.

 

 

 

me:......(heeheheheheh) you know, someone can still do that, jagex

 

 

 

never fixed the bug...

 

 

 

noob: oh no!!! (he was wearing full bronze)

 

 

 

me: matter of fact, i want ur bronze, ill kill u for it.

 

 

 

noob:noo! plz,dont!

 

 

 

me:*TAKES out rubber chicken and whams him*

 

 

 

noob: noooo!!!

 

 

 

me:attack the guard and i will stop!

 

 

 

noob:ok *attacks guard* ok, now stop!

 

 

 

me:*i stand where guard is* no! die!!!

 

 

 

noob: noooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

 

me:wow, he really died! didnt he know that the guard was hitting the numbers? i only looked like i hit him.....

 

 

 

lvl 125:apperently not..

 

 

 

me:*picks up addy armor and sells to gen store. then drops spoils on ground*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you picked up his addy armor? you said he was wearing bronze....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He just made it up -.- nobody is THAT stupid + a random lvl 125 lol

 

 

 

the guy wouldve just ran away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't make that up. Noobs are that stupid, and He had addy armor in his inventory. dont u ever see lvl 90's+ in fally center just talking and stuff?

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